Dear Diary,

Today our hoomin (the high pitched voice one) zipped us up in our sleepy pod and drove us and our friend, Bryson, another bunny, to a place they called, "Exotic." 

How "exotic" could a place 20min from home be?

When we got there strange hoomins we did not know looked in our mouths with these funny black cone things. We can only guess to see if we were hiding treats they wanted to steal, since they had just stolen our toenails #WTF?! What could they possibly want with those?! 🤔 #SoWeird

Next they poked us with skinny, sharp, metal things that injected liquid into us. We suspect it was truth serum so they could find out where we have hidden the TV remote. But we were able to fight its powers and divulged nothing! #Triumph!

Then it got worse! They injected what they called a "chip" (only chips we know of our ones we sneak from our hoomin vending machines when they least expect it) into BenniBinxBunny's back!

We are pretty sure these hoomins and maybe even the TV manufacturer are now tracking his every move! 😳

Meanwhile, they took Bryson into a "backroom." When they brought him back out hours later, he was missing little spots of fur they had shaved off him (humiliation will not sway us hoomins!) He said after they messed up his hairdo, they covered him in something they called sham-poo!

We think this whole ordeal is for sure a sham! Who covers a bunny in poo?! Even if it was nice smelling poo? Then he said they made a futile attempt to hide their tracks by trying to rinse the evidence off him. Sounds like waterboarding to us! They must have thought Bryson knew where we hid the TV remote. He was loyal and even after being covered in poo & nearly drowned, he didn't make a peep. #BunnyStrong

Bryson was SO loyal & strong, they had to resort to putting him inside a really warm little box, telling him it was to get him warm and dry, but we all know it was trying to read his brainwaves! Bryson focused all his energy on chewing hay they had given him so the sound would drown out his brainwaves and it worked! They still don't know where we hid the TV remote! #AndTheyNeverWill

Our hoomin called this an "adventure" and a "Spa Day" for Bryson. But we know better! It was TV remote whereabouts torture! You will not break us hoomins! #WeAreUnited #WeWillGetEvenForToday

~ RexiRuRu & BenniBinx

OMG you guys, it was just a well bunny visit & grooming appointment at the vet...🙄 #TeamAreshole #ConspiracyBuns ~ The Hoomin