“He’s doing it again.”

“Poor soul… The accident must’ve been terrible.”

Muttered whispering is heard throughout the venue…

If you are reading this, that can mean two things. The collapse of the timeline has caught up to you... well, shit happens... Still. Welcome! Enjoy your stay because the multiverse has merged, and this place is ground zero. You just passed the point of no return by picking up this pamphlet.

What does this mean, you ask? That you are stuck in the Hub. Sorry, in Scribble Hub High School, or SHHS for short. The same sound you make to shoo away a stray cat aiming to steal the ham from your sandwich. Or when Quack wakes up in the middle of class and interrupts the teacher.

Who is Quack? Yeah, sorry, I forgot you are new here. Let me back up a little and introduce you to this place. That is why I made this pamphlet in the first place. Buckle up, Dorothy; Kansas is going bye-bye. And if you got that reference, you are probably from the same reality as many of us here.

Wake up

I sit at the left back of the classroom, which you will call your second home. Some say I selfishly hopped onto the protagonist's chair, but oh well. I was first here; it sucks to be them. It's still better than sitting in the front row, even if our teacher, Hans, is the nicest guy you can meet. For now, he is on leave, saving a damsel in distress or something. We weren't told, but what else could it be? Oh... yeah. I have been throwing names at you, aren't I? Okay, let me, once again, take a step back and introduce you to all of your future classmates. It is a long list; you can throw me away if you want, but... At least this pamphlet would be a good compass in the stormy chaos you are heading into.

Wake up

Please open it up and look at the image I drew for you.

See? I sit at the 30th spot. Easy, isn't it? Let me tell you who sits where so you don't take up somebody's place. Some of them could be... dangerous. However, nobody died yet. I mean, stayed dead. Err... yeah. Details, details!

As I mentioned, the Number 1 spot goes to our teacher, Hans. He is a cool guy; you will love him when he returns. He can draw us like any kind of French girl. Cool eh?

“CORTY, WAKE UP.”

The young man with homophobia (a rare symptom with two eye colors) found his subconsciousness was falling from a great height, which kickstarted him awake from his slumber.

He found himself in a strait jacket, in an empty void of a room. Upon waking up, he started screaming maniacally before closing his eyes tight shut and went on a concerning ramble.

“Next plot will be Envy and Hound kissing… Then it’s Sailus and Hans whoopie cushion… Then Matcha and Russian Boi knife fighting with one hand tied together… HAhahahahaeehajohae.”

“MY NAME IS CORTY; I WAS TRANSGENDERED BY A GUMMY BEAR!!@5#@%^!”

“Doctor Luoir. We should increase the doses.”

“... For the 12th time?”

Patient 001: Corty Cunningham
Symptons: Schizophrenia, hallucination.
Condition: Unsavable
Cause of trauma: Fire accident

“Where is the nurse?”

“She’s still writing down all the stories that Corty’s been telling; so far, she documented… 76 chapters worth of storytelling. Approximately 230000 words.”

“He is beyond saving… Tell her to stop.”

“Dr. Luoir, don’t you mean…?”

“We are pulling the plug on him…”

“That would mean…”

“Yes… I know, please, give me some time.”

The doctor with black hair, Luoir found herself wandering into the lab, sitting in front of a computer, she turned off all the lights, letting the blue screen eminate the whole vicinity, before letting a deep sight.

Login: Luoir
Password: theguiltofman2

Start Log
Subject: The Accident Of 2003
Cause of casualty: Fire
Casualty: Mac, Ran-Ron, Hans, Aaqil, Quack, Arcadia Blade, Archie, Glitched, Flutter, Tender Human, Manwx, Pixytokisaki, Medicia "The Cure" Remedium, Hello Hound, Azmiran Myrian, Anon, Sailus Gebel, En-chan, Georgelee5786, The Eldritch God, Matcha...+967
Alive: Corty, Tony, Luoir.

With great sorrow, tears started streaming down her cheeks; she hiccuped and wiped her face, wetting her blouse sleeves. She mustered up the courage to write the rest down.

Casualty: Casualty: Mac, Ran-Ron, Hans, Aaqil, Quack, Arcadia Blade, Archie, Glitched, Flutter, Tender Human, Manwx, Pixytokisaki, Medicia "The Cure" Remedium, Hello Hound, Azmiran Myrian, Anon, Sailus Gebel, En-chan, Georgelee5786, The Eldritch God, Matcha...+968
Alive: Tony, Luoir

“You did the best you could,” Tony said, patting Luoir on the back.

“I thought I could’ve saved at least one… I’ve kept them alive for 50 years, and one by one, they just… They… They all-” Luoir started bawling her eyes out maniacally.

“At least… They’ll appreciate you.”

Echoed the sound of a handgun cocking.

Casualty: Mac, Ran-Ron, Hans, Aaqil, Quack, Arcadia Blade, Archie, Glitched, Flutter, Tender Human, Manwx, Pixytokisaki, Medicia "The Cure" Remedium, Hello Hound, Azmiran Myrian, Anon, Sailus Gebel, En-chan, Georgelee5786, The Eldritch God, Matcha...+969
Alive: Tony

“............ My beloved students.”

Casualty: Mac, Ran-Ron, Hans, Aaqil, Quack, Arcadia Blade, Archie, Glitched, Flutter, Tender Human, Manwx, Pixytokisaki, Medicia "The Cure" Remedium, Hello Hound, Azmiran Myrian, Anon, Sailus Gebel, En-chan, Georgelee5786, The Eldritch God, Matcha...+970
End log

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This chapter was written by luoirm