Chapter 1 - Great Elder Dirty Gutter Mao

"Lei~," a girl cried out, the most notorious name in the entire Divine Sword sect. Her voice, little more than a moan, caught his attention.

She removed half of her clothing, now wearing something that resembled a transparent bikini, pleading for his powerfully erect phoenix to continue its exploration into her narrow cave.

The smell of her lovely juices spread in the room, and her smooth skin, sparkling due to the droplets of sweat, made her more attractive than the stars themselves!

Xiao Lei wasted no time in delivering what she asked. Pushing her to the soft mattress, Lei wasted no time in removing his garments. Grabbing a hold of both her legs, he pulled them apart, revealing the cave that seemed to be covered in sweaty mist.

He didn’t waste any moment in grabbing his Excaliber and seemingly bang the cave, as if knocking at a shut door.

This generated a series of moans from the girl, which resonated with the ‘Tap Tap’ caused by the little bangs.

Xiao Lei, even more excited, finally pulled the sheath and thrust his Excaliber into the deep rose.

Chuck!

As if a train, his speed only kept increasing rapidly. It was already wet. This helped in raising his speed rather easily.

The girl, with the first thrust, clenched the bed sheets tightly with her hands. A strand of her hair fell close to her lips, which remained stuck due to the sweat. With tight-shut eyes and an erotic voice, she said, “Yes~”

‘How erotic!’, Xiao Lei couldn’t control. He moved front and back, now almost breaking the sound barrier!

It was natural for friction to take effect. With such high speed, his sword ended up heating, almost like a molten metal. Any more and it would catch fire!

“S-slow-”

“Angh!”, she could barely speak, the pleasure simply immeasurable. It was as if every thrust hit the spot that she desired!

Xiao Lei, a bit tired, and due to his excaliber’s plea, paused. The girl who was about to experience heaven opened her tightly shut eyes in disbelief.

‘Did he just pause?’, she grits her teeth. She was about to experience an otherwordly pleasure, but Lei had abruptly stopped.

“Le-”, she wanted to ask for the reason, but more so, ask him to continue. However, before she could see anything, Lei took the initiative again.

He pulled his sword out, grabbed a hold of her legs and turned her completely, making her lie on her back.

“Kya-”, she was a bit surprised by this sudden change in position.

She turned her head a bit, to look at Lei, but before she could glance at him, a Bear came running inside the cave!

She clenched the bed sheets tightly in her hands, much more tightly than before. Her pretty feet arched as he pressed down on her sexy naked back.

“Eek-”, her eyes almost rolled up with the pleasure.

“Tighter! Make it tighter!”, Xiao Lei, as if giving a command, made his demands.

As if instinctively listening to him, she crossed her legs to narrow her pink cave even further.

It was almost as if Xiao Lei had dug his own grave. He didn’t expect such tightness from her! It nearly made him release his bitter nectar prematurely.

Taking a deep breath and with a determination to last longer, Xiao Lei forced himself and exerted more force, as if channelling strength to his Excaliber while begging it to last long.

Only a few minutes passed since they started, but she was already reaching her limit, more so than Xiao Lei.

Xiao Lei, now fully prepared, grabbed her soft cheeks and then her waist. Using all of his strength, he pulled her as he thrust the naked weapon. In just one attack, it penetrated the mountains, the seas and the very land in the botten, as if reaching the flames in hell.

[Divine Nakedness, Fourth Art: Sword of Hell.]

“Eeeeekkk!”, she released a screech which lowered in sound, making her turn into a mute momentarily.

As if experiencing a seizer, a spray of warm liquid, comparable to that of hell’s flame gushed out of the gave.

Following it, a jet spray of white milk was launched inside, to quench her thirst. Deeper than the deepest ends, it completely filled her up, almost causing a bulge in her stomach - as if, she was a month or two pregnant.

As both the liquids met, a tiny amount of light flashed. The Yin Qi and the Yang Qi mixed together momentarily.

Yin from a woman and Yang from a man are essentially for cultivation. A woman, being extremely rich in Yin, needs Yang to balance it and enhance it at the same time. The same is true for the man.

In either case, this type of dual cultivation has three effects: Improving the cultivation and abilities, increasing mental concentration and increasing the amount of Qi while helping its easy flow.

It was as effective as a ten-hour meditation.

Right now, both of them tired of pleasure, wake up. As if nothing had happened, both of them seemingly walked out of bed and got dressed.

The girl especially, wore the dress rather quickly, as if she had never conducted the deed. Her pleasureful expression quickly got replaced with a stern expression.

“Now, you can leave.”, she said, her voice as cold as ever.

‘Damn, is she the same girl as before?’, Xiao Lei couldn’t help but wonder, wearing his clothes rather slowly.

“Hurry up!”, she raised her voice, pulling her sword that was sheathed and attached to her waist.

“Ugh, just a minute will you? And what’s with that cold voice?”, Xiao Lei, somewhat annoyed, tried to stand up for himself, but it was the wrong situation.

The girl gave a side eye and pulled her sword, pointing its tip at Lei.

“Shut your mouth. If you don’t leave now, I will have to castrate you.”

“Huh?”, Lei was visibly confused.

But even he knew better than arguing when the sword was pointed at him.

Having worn the clothes, he then silently walked towards the door, wanting to leave immediately. But another command from the girl came forward, “Don’t you dare mention about this to anyone! No one should know what happened today, got it?”

Lei stared at the girl, providing a weird gaze.

‘Girl, with how you were moaning, I doubt there is anyone left to hear about the matter.’

He simply nodded and was ready to walk away again, but she stopped him once again.

“What is it now?”

“You, you are not thinking of walking through the main door, are you now?”

“Tsk.”, he instantly turned around and jumped out of the window, instantly vanishing from the hut.

Rather than going anywhere specifically, he went and sat on the tree nearby, resting.

‘This was not all that beneficial…’

Xiao Lei was found as a child in the Divine Sword Sect. Elder Chen decided to adopt him and raise him, but who knew… all his meridians were obstructed with no promise in cultivation?

He turned 18 years old this year. Needless to say, he never even thought about cultivation for the past 17 years. He just worked like a cleaner, a sweeper at the gates. Though, he was rather infamous!

Notorious for trapping women in his traps, he was known as a Lady Killer. From the age of 14, he has slept with more women than the entire Sect has seen!

Heck, he would travel from sect to sect and make ladies fall for him. His rizz was unmatched! By men, he was called the RizzLord!

It was only on his 18th birthday that he awakened something… something that should have been rightfully his: Divine System of Nakedness!

Either way, he was part of the sect all this time thanks to Elder Chen. There have been notions made many times for him to be kicked out, but he persisted.

Elder Chen, despite knowing the fact that Lei couldn’t cultivate, didn’t hesitate in imparting training. Poor Xiao Lei, not even a day goes by before he is beaten like a dog!

‘Ugh, the sun is about to set. If I’m not back, I will be beaten to a pulp by the old man!’, Xiao Lei got down of the tree and ran as if his life depended.

About ten minutes and he had arrived at the foot of the mountains, where Chen had asked to meet. It was the day when new disciples would be accepted to the sect.

The entire day contained tests and after passing one by one, about 100 new students stood with their proud chests, dust reflecting on their faces.

Elder Chen, along with two other Elders from the lower branch, stood in front of the disciples.

It was as if they were waiting for a few more to come.

“The sun is about to set. Looks like no one is going to make it. I think we should ann-”, Elder Mao looked at Chen, but his words were cut short as a weird panting noise was heard, albeit too loud!

It was as if someone was doing that deliberately.

“Huff! Huff! I-“

“I will make it!”, a young male, wearing old bizarre clothing which was half torn, walked while limping.

The elders, somewhat pleased, stared at the man. His face was seemingly covered by shadows as his head was lowered.

“I-”

“I have passed the test… but my leg.”

“Someone,”, followed by a silent hush, “Preferably ladies,” and then increased voice, “Please help me. I have broken my leg.”

“I can’t walk properly. Please help me. Just till there…”, the guy spoke in a deep and calm catchy voice which caused most young women to turn in his direction. Half of them even began moving towards him, their desire to show kindness.

The elders who heard the voice suddenly had a monotonous expression on their faces. They turned towards Chen, who lowered his head slightly.

‘This damn kid, just how much trouble is he going to cause me?’, his eyebrows twitched.

Then raising his gaze, his voice along, he said, “Do not be fooled by him. You all are new, so you might not know, but he is Xiao Lei, he-”

Yeah, Elder Mao began the talk but he was no longer needed to provide any explanation after mentioning his name. He was so infamous, that even the local orphans in the villages knew his name.

The moment they all heard the name, they instantly turned and rushed back, regaining their positions. It was as if, they never moved.

Elder Mao raised his voice, “Lei, you are at it again? Just how shameless are you?”

“I know, shut up old fart.”

“Old fart? You! How dare you call me that? I’m a respectable Elder. I deserve respect. I protected the girls here, and you are calling me an old fart?”, the students seemingly agreed with the old man as they gave spiteful glances at Xiao Lei.

“Pfft, you should have protected your daughter before protecting your students, idiot fart.”

“You-”

“What was her name again? Xiao Mei?”, Xiao Lei muttered loudly.

“You bastard, that’s my wife!”, shouting out loud, Elder Mao jumped.

Xiao Lei, who saw Elder Mao jump towards him, instantly leapt back, his limping act vanishing.

Ding!

[You have used the skill, Shadow Binding.]

[The target won’t be able to move for three seconds.]

Locking down the elder, Xiao Lei made a run. Being freed, the elder started to follow him once again, this time, running faster. He almost caught up to Xiao Lei, who used another skill.

Ding!

[You have used the skill, Gutter Transformation.]

[You will transform into the stinky liquid from the gutter for three seconds.]

Next what followed wasn’t all too hard to guess.

What replaced Xiao Lei now was a thick black liquid. Elder Mao, who had almost caught Lei, ended up touching the black liquid which splashed on his face, making it turn black.

“Keke, that’s what you deserve old fart!”, and with that, he transformed back mid-air and ran away from the place.

“X-”

“XIAO LEI!”

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