After a few hours, Willow had killed enough goblins to level up... and picked up a few new skills.

[Willow Nemesis, Age:1 day, Gender:Male<ish>,  Race: Einerjar.

Lv 2. XP 100. 5/120 TO NEXT LEVEL.

Str: 10>12

Dex: 10>15

Agi: 10>11

Cha: 10>20

Mag: 10>25

Lck: 15>30

Lst: 30>40

Hp: 100>200. Mp: 0>50.

Titles: Revenge Seeker(luck+5). Dungeon monster(Lst+10). Undying Hero(Lst+10).

SKILLS(New)

BOOMERANG!<YESSSS!>: The secret Fifth Element, The cry of a cool warrior. This Trusty friend will never fail you. Provides Accuracy adjustment when using a boomerang.

Wind-Rang: Shot, Cutter, And Strike. Imbues Wind into your boomerang. Unlike normal Elemental skills, which are single target, your Weapon Strikes all.<except Strike, but that's using the Rang like a bludgeon.>

Boom-Strike: That's not how you use a boomerang! Learned after killing 10 enemies by Blugdeonning them with a weapon meant to be thrown. You Brute. <See! Told ya so.> Deals damage of 10 plus Str.

Flight:I beleive you can fly! Congratulations.

Fluffy is Fabulous:Adds +10 Lst. You used a fluffy tail as a pillow. Now, to punish you, it's even softer. You MONSTER. <Heh. I made this Skill. Now that fluffy tail is even better.>

Headbutt: That's Really using your head, Er... Horns. Damage of 15 but you take 5 as recoil. And did you... Kill something with your HALO?<UH OH, system Chan is mad!>

Strangle Angel: You used a symbol of purity and peace as a garrote... deals no damage, but drains their life to heal you? Holy crap, angels are Scary! And shut up, Nike-Nee, I'm not mad!<so cute.>

Aware of the system: you know the system is alive. Good for you. Allows Conversations between the system and your Analysis Guide.

Basic Life Magic: you're a Wizard! Not. Everybody can use these. Make a small flame, create 1 gallon of water, a gust of warm air, or a small rock, make a Werelight, or blot out a Torch. Adds +50 mana.<but now that you HAVE mana, it will increase every level based on your Mag Stat. And at 30 Mag, you'll be able to learn ADVANCED life magic... say, let's look for spell tomes.>

Basic Lightning magic: you can now Shoot sparks at foes. It's a good distraction, and maybe you'll hit an eye or something. 

EQUIPMENT(NEW)

BATTLEMAIDENS GEAR: +20 DEF. THIS BONUS STAT REDUCES DAMAGE YOU TAKE. Oh! It's so soft and silky... lucky. I wish I had a body to wear cute things.<Same. Plus The gift I gave him doubles that Def to +40. So it's Silky, soft, and harder than steel.> lucky bastard.<I hear ya, sister.>

Basic Boomerang: Atk+10. <that's 10 base damage, buddy. Plus your str. So... pretty decent, actually.> yeah. Like Nike-nee said. Pretty Decent. But better Boomerangs exist. I like the BOOM!erang. It causes things it hits to explode.

The Young Lady's Undergarments(3 piece set): No boosts, but adds..Adds... TEMPERATURE CONTROL, SELF CLEANING, AND AROMA AURA? ARE YOU KIDDING ME! NEMESIS ONEE-SAN WENT TOK FAR! I... I CAN'T. NIKE-NEE, EXPLAIN!<OKAY! Well, Willow... the Leggings Make you ALWAYS feel a nice 75 degrees(F) Even in subzero temperatures or the heart of a volcano. The panties self clean the set, so no worries about bladder leakage or Crack-stains. Abs the Garters... Generate a Floral Aroma. You'll always smell pretty, even in A Sludgebeasts Lair. Or a sewer. Protects your nose from horror.>

Spatial Storage: 99 stacks, 99 spaces. Time stops within. No living things allowed. Not to be confused with hammerspace, that's something else. <Oh dear, Systema, your voice sounds dead.> it's not fair, Nee-chan... NEMESIS says I can't have a body until... until... <until?> Until THIS LOSER ACCEPTS HIS NEW BODY! <I see. Hear that, Willow? This poor girls fate rests with you. So... chop chop.>

Currency(new)

10 Silver Coins(that's about $100.00 usd)]

So... That happened. I stood before a boss chamber. Inside sat a massive Hobgoblin.

[Eyes of Vengeance: Hobbs the Gob, Lv 5. Foe marked. Target of Vengeance: deals double damage on counterattacks.] 

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1st person combat, Willow POV

Hobbs looked at the door. He looked Me. I looked at him. He looked at me, and I looked at him... then he screamed in goblin, and raised his Spear.

I charged in, gently, not really charging at all... more... tiptoeing. Then I jumped, and used my new wings to stay beyond his reach, while pelting him with my boomerang. Cowardly? Of course, but im just a helpless little Girl... oh god, why did I think that! Oh godohgodohgodohgod... NO! IM A MAN, DAMNIT! I HAVE A PENIS. <Pfft. Barely> "YOU SHUT UP NIKE, AND STOP READING MY MIND!" <MAKE ME, TINY!>

I swear... I'm gonna kill this bitch. She's third on the list. [Confirmed. Eye of vengeance adding Nike, Goddess of Victory(and commentary) to revenge list. Target will receive a debuff of -5 to all stats until revenge is attained.]<What? You can do that? NEMESIS!>

I... I could hear footsteps and a door slam... weird. Oh, the Boss died. He just... HEY! HE LOOKED UP MY SHORTS LEG WHILE I WAS DISTRACTED, VOMITED, AND OFFED HIMSELF! HOW RUDE!

[Obtained: Hobbs Spear. Hobbs Armor. Hobbs Disgust. Hobbs tears. Hobbs left testicle. Hobbs OTHER left Testicle(goblins have four.) Six inches of Goblin meat.(eww.) 10 silver coins, and The Shock touch Skill book. Learn Shocktouch? Y/N]

Yes. 

[Shocktouch learned. Your hand is now a Taser. Oh the pranks you'll pull.]

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