Welcome to the Night Market, where Weird is normal and normal is weird. This Bazaar of all things bizarre, is home to all the multiverse's greatest treasures, just hope you brought enough money to afford it.
(This is a free community writing project, every chapter is a list of the items for sale at a stand of your creation, to submit a chapter, just sub MIT it to my discord, the link can be found on my profile overview and in the first chapter of My GRIM Reminder.)