When an ordinary man awakens in The Uninspiringly Named Medieval Realm, he expects the usual isekai treatment—powerful abilities, legendary weapons, maybe even a hero’s destiny. Instead, he finds himself in the most prestigious role imaginable.

A wooden table. Featherwood, to be exact, which allows him to become super fast. If he can walk.

Blessed with a miserable stat spread (except for an absurdly high Agility score) and a RPG system that’s set on screwing him over, he is transported to the Township of Iakesi. With no mouth to speak, no arms to wield a sword, and no skills to aid his survival, his future looks bleak. But when his Status Window appears, he realizes something:

He can level up.

WHAT TO EXPECT in I am a Table:

1. A Sentient Table as MC
2. A Completely Useless Yet Overpowered Skill Set
3. The Most Unhinged System Ever
4. An ABSURD Sense of Humor (You've been warned)
5. Extremely Bizarre Character Classes
6. VERY Mild Fade-to-Black Content, Mainly for Comedic Purposes
7. The magic system is based on The Six Pillars of Reality instead of simply affinity. It will be explained further in the World-Building Notes.

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