I lived a life of culture. I died a death of glory—snapping a glowstick too hard while cheering for my absolute favorite idol, Lumia-chan.

I expected the void. Instead, I got a Goddess sitting in a gaming chair eating potato chips.
She checked my browser history. She saw my "stats." She called me a degenerate.

Then she asked a simple question: *"What do you love most in the world?"
I didn't hesitate. "Cats! And Idols! And Gacha Games!"

I thought she’d send me to a heaven full of them.
Wrong.

I woke up in a four-poster bed. I have fluffy silver ears. I have a tail. And apparently, I am Nyx Whiskerwind, the 16-year-old daughter of the Grand Duke.
To the world, I am the "Ice Queen"—a silent, elegant prodigy who is too cool for mortals.
In reality? I’m a 30-year-old man fighting the urge to chase the maid’s apron strings.

But the worst part isn't the corset or the frilly dresses. It’s the System.
The Goddess gave me a Gacha System to help me survive.
The catch? It’s rigged.
I wanted a Legendary Sword. I got [Cursed Panties of Catnip].
I wanted Fire Magic. I got [Skill: RGB Gaming Aura].

Now I have to survive the Royal Academy, avoid exposing my otaku soul, and stop the Second Prince from hitting on me—all while my tail betrays my emotions every five seconds.

[System Event: Readers can influence the Gacha! Comment your weirdest item ideas to curse the MC!]