Warning: This story is unstable, unhinged, and unnecessary. This is a parody of different tropes, themes, and ideas. Viewer discretion is advised for those that are unaware.

Summoned to another world and transformed into something inhuman, a young woman becomes the unwilling Saintess. To return home, she must survive a kingdom full of magic, monsters, and people who don't have a single brain cell between them.

Unfortunately, she has no powers, no patience, and no idea why two men- Hilbert Von duk Freeziepool and Gogry De Von Traey Woudburg the 8th- are drawn to her.

Caught between prophecy, politics, and two misguided suitors she never asked for, she sets out to prove one thing:

Just because she's the Bear of Destiny doesn't mean she's doing it their way.