A man was spontaneously spawned inside an aging wizard couple's kitchen, during an ongoing dispute over the state of the dishes. Whether the result of failed spellcraft or especially potent curses mitigated by a dormant love for each other, a powerful plumber given form and function. After providing the family with a kitchen sink and automagic dishwasher, the man felt his energies wane and retired to a mountain peak to cultivate for 300 years. Upon descending to eat for the first time since then, he discovered he had become human and barely retained his powers, thus had to resort to an Adventurer's Guild registration to make ends meet.

A tale of adventurous plumbing to stretch far and wide all over the world, yet ultimately about what it means to be a human plumber.