"Six-pack here, eight-pack there. . . Is this the apocalypse or just a new modeling agency!? You're not a body-builder, explain how you got those muscles from killing zombies! Stop looking so handsome while dismembering monsters limb from limb!!! This! isn't! normal!!!" A bystander innocently cried out.

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