Founding member of the Unioknights! Adventurers' Union and primary financial benficiary of the operation in its early days. A middle aged architect, sculptor, sporadic tinkerer, and old friend of Chirita Ruan and Lucille Mort-Stergen's who offered her own considerable assets in support of her friend's vision. Has two prosthetic arms she never allows anyone to forget she designed and made for herself. Likes gothic style.

Hoyden, ▇▇▇▇ BIG DICK

Height: 6’6”
Weight: 270
Nearthkin
Hair: Blonde, Long, Braided HOTNESS: SMOKIN' BUTCH BABE
Eyes: Blue
Pain Tolerance: Extreme

A veritable brick wall of woman with a personality just as sizable as her stature. Our "resident bruiser", as she insists on referring to herself. Claims to have been trained as a monk, but no monastic order I've ever heard of would produce someone of such... boisterous temperament. Lives by what she refers to as "The Three Fs", which are "Feasting, Fighting, and... physical intimacy." Close friend of Miss Isra and Miss Rajatali, whom she was recruited alongside and concurrently with.

Addendum: HOYDEN STOP EDITING YOUR DOSSIER TO HAVE ABSURD FIRST NAMES

Isra bint-Nasim al-Qarai

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 144
Nearthkin
Hair: ▇▇▇▇, Covered
Eyes: Brown
Colors in Wardrobe: Two and a half

Talented sigilist and animal handler, having a number of techniques in her repertoire combining the two practices. Close with Miss Rajatali and Miss Hoyden, distant from all others seemingly due to a broadly indifferent disposition. Wears head scarves for religious purposes, though has not volunteered information on which deity or deities she is devoted to, and I'm not about to be the one who plies her for that information. Has a long scar running from near her chin, through her lip, and up her left cheek, which makes her expression permanently resemble a sneer. Fond of books, at times to the exclusion of all else.

Addendum: Her favored genre of novel is... pure filth.

Mort-Stergen, Lucille

Height: 4'11"
Weight: 207
Nearthkin
Hair: Brown, Long, Dreadlocks
Eyes: Brown

Favorite Color: Blue

A licensed doctor, native of Wurzelort, and the union's medic-slash-physician. Grew up with Miss Ganguly, despite being some years younger, and is likewise a close friend of Chirita Ruan. Sweet-mannered under most circumstances, but a more sever and commanding side occasionally comes out when performing her medical duties. No particular combat skills, though not entirely helpless. Likes wearing pastel makeup.

Rajatali, Priya "Peekie"

Height: 4'6"
Weight: 99
Nearthkin
Hair: Black, Close-Cropped, Curly
Eyes: Brown (usually obscured by goggles)
Days Since Hair Last Set On Fire: 4

Talented, if somewhat scatterbrained, inventor and mechanic. One of the youngest Unioknights!. Provides her fellow adventurers with a variety of useful gadgets and technology, including but not limited to concussive charges, enhanced portable light sources, and high octane accelerants. Also created an experimental type of short range firearm she calls a "thunderblunder," which no one else is allowed to touch, much less use. Close friends with Miss Isra and Miss Hoyden, both of whom she admires greatly and frequently looks to for guidance.

Addendum: Nickname apparently derives from her aptitude and enjoyment for finding small spaces, particularly tunnels (secret or otherwise) and crawling through them to get around inside buildings, which has occasionally led to her accidentally spying on others.

Zhuan, Chirita ("Da Chief")

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 180
Nearthkin
Hair: Gray, Short, Bobbed
Eyes: Gray
Familiar: None (she doesn't like to talk about it)

Founder and leader of the Unioknights! Adventurers' Union. Longtime adventurer, military veteran, expatriate of "Central" Xyr, and formidable witch. Briefly retired from 1639 until 1644, at which time she became active again and began planning for the Union's formation and operations. Has connections seemingly everywhere on Nearth, and in the strangest variety of sectors. Is casually referred to by many members of the Union as "Da Chief" or simply "Chief," a trend initiated by Miss Hoyden (despite my objections). Uses an enchanted cane to assist her mobility due to a leg injury. Mischievious sense of humor.

Starr, Andromeda

Height: 6'
Weight: 198
Nearthkin (altered)
Hair: Brown, Short, Afro
Eyes: Brown
Martial Weapons Mastered: 108

No-nonsense weapons expert, daughter of druids, and skilled in conflict de-escalation. Suffers from a disability wherein exposure to magical artifacts or phenomena drains her energy, causing her to grow tired quickly and possibly even faint, though it also makes her more resistant to offensive spellcasting. Blessed by one of the Children of Entropy in her infancy, such that she can regenerate from seemingly any wound given time and opportunity for rest, though this too is draining on the poor woman. A side effect of her blessing is the smattering of bright white freckles across her face. Highly protective of her co-workers, particularly Miss Rajatali. Somewhat reckless when it comes to self-preservation, likely as a result of her apparent indestructibility.

Strent, Veracity Judica

Height: 6'
Weight: 153
Horns: Long, Curving, Ram-like, Dark Red
Hair: Black, Long, Bun
Eyes: Blue
Languages Fluently Spoken: 18

An invaluable member of the team, scouted personally by Chirita Ruan before any other active combatant in the Union. Extraordinarily talented and powerful wizard, diplomat, secretary and librarian who is integral to the continued smooth operation of the Unioknights! on a number of fronts. Snappy dresser.

Addendum: SNIFFS BUTTS, FAKES HER ACCENT

Addendum: NO I DO NOT WHO HAS BEEN TAMPERING WITH THESE FILES

Addendum: BIG DICK WUZ HERRRRE

Winterfin, Winnifred

Height: 5'10" (6'1" with horns)
Weight: 135
Horns: Long, Thin, Vertical, White-to-Dark-Gray Gradient
Hair: White (Possibly Unnatural), Short, Bobbed
Eyes: Red
Doctorates: 3

Adopted daughter of the Serpenthold Winterfins, the family which owns one of the largest shipping companies in the world. Bard, medical doctor, and blood mage. Callow, impulsive, self-absorbed, but does not seem to be... actively sabotaging our efforts. Suffers from anemia, which causes her to faint when using too much hemomancy at one time (this threshold is lower than for most hemomancers, as I understand). Her favored instrument is the bullalaika, though she is skilled in some others as well. Has a freakishly broad vocal range, baritone to soprano, which I suspect to be at least partially the result of hemomancy performed on her own vocal chords.

Addendum: I remain opposed to her inclusion in the Unioknights!, given her upbringing and family, but Miss Ruan has the final say and is convinced of her virtues, for reasons as yet unclear to me.

[UNKNOWN], Vetr

Height: 7'
Weight: 9 (This can't possibly be right, but it's what the scale said)
Nearthkin(?)
Hair: White, Very Long, Straight and Loose
Eyes: Yellow
Average Hours Slept Per Day: 17

Assassin for hire. Was not so much recruited to the Union as she followed us home from the Colburgh job and will not leave. Regardless, a valuable asset due to inhuman speed, agility, and stealthiness. Employs pair of enchanted short swords, one imbued with cold magic and the other with lightning. Personal details are scarce, though unclear whether due to unwillingness to share or simple laziness on her part. Sleeps in unusual places, seems especially fond of trees. Has unfortunate tendency to wander off randomly. I'm not certain she knows most of our names.

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