“Don’t worry. Nothing could possibly go wrong,” said Dick as an enormous Christmas tree fell on him, killing him instantly.

Freshly reincarnated, Dick must face a world where blue boxes define one's worth, and where the only game in town is 'number go up'.

Dick's reaction: What in Tarnation!?
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CONTENT WARNING: This work is a piece of supremely based fiction. Don't get traumatized. If you do get traumatized, double it and give it to the next person.