"It was pretty ungraceful," key witness Violet Potter said over the incident that left many stumped. "I mean, he fell out of that hole in the sky and it wasn't like those graceful falls you see in theaters or duels. It was like a lump of meat and bone just wriggled down into a heap. Kinda surprising that he managed to not break anything and be splayed out by the end of it all, honestly."

Further interactions with the code-named "Man Who Fell" lead many to be confused and felt left slightly behind. Another witness, Rose Potter, said that, "He was nice, but awkward at times. Almost like he had ghosts haunting him whispering in his ears."

Latest witness interaction was with Helena Potter who was reported to have yelled "You look like shit," at the Man Who Fell. Investigators are looking into this claim as we speak.

In other news, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore has made another discovery with the now-thirteen uses of Dragon blood, most calling this "The worst use yet." This use being recreational drugs...

Violet shut off the television, which was playing a wizarding news channel. "See? You're famous!" she exclaimed.

Harry didn't know what to feel, exactly, but he was certainly more worried about that last news section than anything else.