Life's tough for goblin girls. Especially short pink ones with unfortunate names. This story follows one such goblin as she faces off against an arranged marriage to a creepy old orc, a giant eel attacking her boat, a curse from her ancestors and facing murder charges in a foreign land. All while being watched by the ominous Demon named Archive.

In the distant past, humanity discovered that Magic Is Real, and that it bubbles up from cracks in Mars' crust. One hundred thousand years later, Pimple the she-goblin sets out on adventure to explore the Crater Sea of Mars.

This story contains R18+ content. Including violence, consenting sex and an unglorifying depiction of sexual violence. R18+ scenes will be marked with content warnings under a spoiler tag. Also, there's swears.