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SCENE CITY OUTSIDE
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Ai Douya:
Whew! That was a great meal!
Ai Douya:
Thanks for the food, guys!
Da Hong Zao:
Hey, no problem, squirt.
Ai Douya:
You can do with not calling me that...
Ai Douya:
Well, I suppose this is where we part ways.
Xizhang Tiangua:
I...
Xizhang Tiangua:
No, never mind.
Da Hong Zao:
See you around, Douya!
Tiangua:
Goodbye.
Ai Douya:
See ya!
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SCENE OUTSIDE INN
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Ai Douya:
What a pretty inn!
Ai Douya:
I suppose I'll stay here for the night.
Ai Douya:
It seems pretty quiet, though.
Ai Douya:
Is it because this is near the outskirts of the town, where more monsters are wandering around?
Ai Douya:
Well, never mind! It's not like I can't fight anyway!
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SCENE INSIDE INN DURING DAY
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Ai Douya:
Whoa, the room inside is very pretty too!
Ai Douya:
I'm really having a good time wandering outside.
Ai Douya:
I wonder how Shifu is doing though...
Ai Douya:
He's probably crying while eating his meal alone, poor thing.
Ai Douya:
Well, I'll just have to quickly get the scroll and hurry back!
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SCENE INSIDE INN AT NIGHT
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Ai Douya:
It's night already. Time for bed.
(CREAK CREAK CREAK)
Ai Douya:
Huh? What's that sound?
Spider Monster:
He he he! I've come to suck your Yang energy!
Ai Douya:
A monster!? A lazily rendered one too... Where did you come from?
Spider Monster:
I've been hiding here since the start!
Ai Douya:
I see! No wonder this inn is so quiet!
Ai Douya:
People don't dare to stay here because of you!
Spider Monster:
That doesn't matter! You came like a silly outsider and lodged here anyway!
Spider Monster:
It's mealtime for me!
Spider Monster:
I'll bet you're scared, but don't worry!
Spider Monster:
Since this game is disguised as a family-friendly one, I won't do anything except (censored)!
Ai Douya:
Hmph! Who's scared!?
Ai Douya:
Come at me if you dare!
Spider Monster:
Ho ho ho! A feisty one, I see!
Spider Monster:
Looks like I've struck gold tonight.
Spider Monster:
Cue lo-fi hentai music for ambience!
Spider Monster:
He he he! Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! How's this?
Ai Douya:
...!!!
Ai Douya:
You're... surprisingly good...
Spider Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored)!!!
Ai Douya:
Oh ah ah ah...!!!
Spider Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED)!!!
Ai Douya:
OH AH AH AH...!!!
Spider Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic) (Mosaic)!!!
Ai Douya:
So good ah ah ah...!!!
Spider Monster:
Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! (MOSAIC) (MOSAIC) (MOSAIC) (MOSAIC) (MOSAIC)!!!
Ai Douya:
SO GOOD AH AH AH...!!!
Ai Douya:
...
Ai Douya:
Hey, monster, I'm done already. Have you had enough yet?
Ai Douya:
I need to go to bed so I can rise early tomorrow and get the Golden Scroll.
Spider Monster:
Huh? You're going to get the scroll?
Spider Monster:
Gosh, I can't let you do that! That Golden Scroll is very important to us monsters. With it we can gain many levels and keep respawning.
Spider Monster:
Hmm. I was planning to let you go right after sucking your energy, but I suppose I'll have to kill you now!
Ai Douya:
Argh, me and my big mouth!
Ai Douya:
What should I do?
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Menu:
Fight it with myself!
Call for help.
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Menu chosen: “Fight it myself!”
Ai Douya: You won't kill me so easily!
System 67:
Welcome to your first battle. Would you like a quick explanation?
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Menu:
Sure!
Nah, I've got this!
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Menu chosen: “Sure!”
System 67:
I'll quickly explain how this works.
System 67:
The first option in your battle menu is the character's default attack.
System 67:
By choosing this, you'll be able to deal damage to your current opponent.
System 67:
After your turn, your opponent will counter-attack.
System 67:
Your opponent will do this regardless of whether you choose to attack them, heal yourself, or pass by doing nothing.
System 67:
The second option, 'Use Life Saving Pill' heals your health points (HP) to the character's maximum default HP.
You'll lose one pill after using it.
System 67:
The third option, 'Do nothing', is basically a pass. Remember, your enemy will still attack even if you don't attack them.
System 67:
Lastly, there's 'Call for help'.
Selecting this option means you'll throw the battle and forfeit your victory.
System 67:
This covers your walkthrough. Good luck!
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FIGHT!
Current HP: 250/250
Monster HP: 250/250
Pills Left: 10
Boiled Sausage Quail Eggs Mix Peppers Tofu Slash Of Certain Extinction!
You dealt 80 damage!
Spider Monster: Take that!
You received 55 damage!
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Current HP: 195/250
Monster HP: 170/250
Pills Left: 10
Stir-Fried Bok Choy Catfish Fillet Slash Of Certain Death!
You dealt 64 damage!
Spider Monster: Take that!
You received 76 damage!
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Current HP: 119/250
Monster HP: 106/250
Pills Left: 10
Fried Watery Noodles Five Spice Powder Slash Of Certain Calamity!
You dealt 84 damage!
Spider Monster: Take that!
You received 75 damage!
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Current HP: 44/250
Monster HP: 22/250
Pills Left: 10
Yellow Mushrooms Fried With Garlic and Herbs Slash Of Certain Annihilation!
You dealt 84 damage!
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Victory!
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Spider Monster:
Ugh, you've got nerve!
Spider Monster:
I've got skills other than sucking Yang energy, you know?
Spider Monster:
Take this! Grandiose Insect Monster Can't Be Bothered To Use Spellchecker Attack of Certain Glorious Doom!!!
Ai Douya:
Aaah!
Xizhang Tiangua:
(Slash)
Spider Monster:
Arrrgh! I can't believe I died in just one slash!
Spider Monster:
What are you, One Slash Man!?
Spider Monster:
Goddamit, you’re not even bald!!!
Xizhang Tiangua:
Douya, are you alright?
Ai Douya:
You guys...!
Da Hong Zao:
What happened here?
Xizhang Tiangua:
Just so you know, I wasn't hiding in the shadows and watching you get (censored).
Xizhang Tiangua:
…
Xizhang Tiangua:
I saw just enough.
Ai Douya:
......
Da Hong Zao:
.........
Da Hong Zao:
Bro, nobody asked.
Da Hong Zao:
Anyway, that was a close shave.
Da Hong Zao:
Douya, what did he get so mad about?
Da Hong Zao:
Normally Yang-sucking monsters don't kill anyone, especially when they're good at...
Da Hong Zao:
W-W-Well...y-y-you know...
Xizhang Tiangua:
...
Xizhang Tiangua:
You're surprisingly shy for a loudmouth.
Da Hong Zao:
S-S-Shut up!
Xizhang Tiangua:
Hmmm. Douya, I think it'd be safer if we came along with you.
Ai Douya:
Oh, okay! The more the merrier anyway!
Tiangua and Hong Zao have joined you!
Da Hong Zao:
Let’s head to bed. We’ll head towards the mountains tomorrow.
See you next chapter!
What are you, One Slash Man!?
Goddamit, you’re not even bald!!!
hahahah one slash man!!!!
I imagine...Yang sucking monster so.... blow job? XD
Ahem! In gentle-people circles, it's called.... (Censored)
But yes, yes that's what it was