After I died, god asked me, "what do you want to incarnate into?"
I thought about for a good while, "god."
Why wouldn't anyone want to go for the god route?
"Mm, I see. You'll be a strawberry plant," he spoke nonchalantly without even glancing my way.
Before I could protest, he snapped his fingers and here I was, reincarnated as a strawberry plant.
Like, for real? Did I take that joke too far?... more>>

Second Tempest Contest
Choice 1) Non-mainstream weapons.
New cover art/page (Aug 02): character is commissioned from Kamenamen on Fiverr.com; background and text is made by author on MediBang Paint Pro.
Schedule: 3+ chapters per week.
The "gore" and "language" warnings are there just in case, better safe than sorry.
Note (Aug 27): MC isn't "bright" and is a bit of a "strange cookie."
Also, in comments, some are saying certain characters are super annoying. This novel isn't for everyone, just a heads up.
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