40.1k Views 773 Favorites 109 Chapters 1 Chapters/Week 366 Readers 2 Reviews 427.5k Words Apr 25, 2024 Agrippa Youth is a lie, yet cake isn't.
Let me explain: there comes a time in the life of a young man when he'll be unavoidably
... more>> faced with temptation. It may take plenty of forms, yet most of them will be easily resisted. Underage drinking? Smoking? Skipping classes? All those activities are easily discovered, with well-established punishments any moderately intelligent (that is: brilliant by comparison) young man would rather avoid.
But! If, for instance, a gorgeous, often violent, Christmas Cake would break down in a tearful plea for somebody to take her? Would the same steadfast, reasonable, logical, and really handsome young man be able to resist the temptation? I challenge anyone to state they would. Nobody's that much into dieting.
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