Hi, I'm Potato. Eldritch diety and really hard thinker. You would be surprised at how challenging it is to type with tentacles. It's a bit of a mess, so if you feel any sympathy for my otherworldy hardships feel free to join an eldritch cult in my worship (Patreon) or leave a review.

Please let me know if you see any spelling mistakes or continuity errors. English is very different from R'lyehian so it can be a struggle for my vast consciousness. Hope you enjoy my work! :)