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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.
I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.
i keep a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth at all times. i do not swallow nor spit it out, even during meals. i ingest it in the morning and toss it across my oral cavity without rest. it is only when night time arrives when I release the toothpaste from my mouth. i keep it in a locket hung around my neck so that I don't forget to ingest it tomorrow morning again.
What if you're licking a vagina?
@SilvoidVorstellung many fishes in the sea, and with the wealth of niche fetishes, there's GOTTA be one that's into toothpaste sustainability play AND looks hot too
you need some help
@melbisbelbis the last time someone tried that the help needed help instead
hypothetically speaking, what reasons are there for a sentient lizard to be sexually attracted to a human.
they like the squishy human, like a person thinking pillow hugs are cute. the sexual attraction might be just because its more comfortable compared to other lizards
i use SH in light mode. yes, i enjoy frying my retinas as opposed to seeing cancer colour schemes.
when i want to avoid frying my retinas i turn on the light in my room or just try to make the ambient light as bright as possible, or on my phone lower the brightness to minimum
Some russian fucks put a computer in a shotgun
I don't quite get what the point of the computer is? It doesn't seem to do anything for the gun. Is it meant for data analysis? It mentions connecting to gadgets but what gadget requires to be connected to computer inside the gun instead of, like, your phone?
@drakensji for all I know it has Bluetooth and Hotspot so it's probably for a camera
one troupe that I've rarely seen pulled off well is the "sexy AND cool" troupe. it's piss easy to make a fuckable character but one that looks badass at the same time?
aside from rule 63 ghost rider I've never seen anything like it
unironically speaking, Call of Duty is the only current-gen game where the jump of graphical fidelity was truly felt (between BO4 and MW19)
On jah I will testify that my balls grew HYPER everytime when I reload a shotgun
Seems like you like them thick and large
Itchy balls the fuck do I do
Drop an icecube down your underwarw, that will distract you ?
surprassing 10.5k words. hope you guys would love this.
good work!
I have a feeling y'all would hate toenails after chapter 12
Np i already hate toenail
الديك
The rooster? Is this about your chicken chicken farmer?
@drakensji I like how I simply posted the Arabic language of Cock and immediately someone starts doing CSI tier theorising I fucking love it
I don't know how google translate counts as csi investigation but that is funny
5630 words
Officially half way through (if my estimations are correct) by the way I haven't passed basic maths since two years ago
Hahaha i know the feeling. Good luck and good work
3788 words in Chapter 12. If I keep this up I might post in about next month.
Good job!
Alright a little political post here:
I generally prefer lunatics on the right side of the political spectrum than the left side. The right side tries to convince you that their ideology is better but the left side just tries to convince you THEY'RE better than you, and that kind of superiority pisses me off.
Least the right side is honest about their bigotry. The left just tried to sprinkle it in sparkles and calls it """""progressive"""""
What left and right are you talking about? The american one?
yeah, that. it's also simultaneously the loudest politics in the globe. you can literally hear them from anywhere.
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I have decided to begin work on a complete Rule 63 on all Minecraft mobs (excluding villager themed ones), starting with the Zombie.
I will give the Creeper explosive tits. I will make the Enderman anorexic. I don't know how I can convert the Shulker into anything remotely breedable but I will make an attempt nonetheless.
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