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Definitely_not_a_human
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Random stuffs from a random mind on the internet. My IP address is 314.159.26.535, my full location is Hanoi, Vietnam, South East Asia, Asia, Terra, Sol system, Orion-Sygnus arm, Via Lactea, Virgo appendage, Laniakea supercluster.

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Aug 30, 2024

Okay, I need to vent.

Sworded Affair, apocalyptic litRPG. Good story, right? Well...

This is a story with good potential, I'd say the "MC not feeling panic or confusion" can be explained away by some in-universe reasons. Such as "she has antisocial personality disorder", or "she is an undead, unbothered by the fetters of the mortal coil", the latter of which the story did state.

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Aug 30, 2024

However, a problem I have is that there are just too many characters acting casually in the apocalyptic scenario the story present that it's just unnatural. Emma (MC)? Okay, I can understand. Her brother? Stretching a little but sociopathy can run in the family. The father? Alright. An entirely seperate character that is in no way related to those two? That stretch is getting pretty thin...

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Aug 30, 2024

Another problem I have is with the author themself. I posted a comment that could be taken negatively, and not even a minute later I was blocked from commenting at all and had it removed. Specifically, I asked if the whole Knight family were sociopaths, which should be an understandable inquiry, given how Emma and her brother were acting.

I just feel like there are more steps to reacting to that question before banishing me to the Shadow Realm, you know?

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Aug 30, 2024

If that wasn't enough, apparently I'm blocked from even reviewing this story altogether. This is all from a single, maybe-negative, mostly-rhetoric comment. I'm not an expert in internet behaviour, but this is not toxic anymore, it's straight up radioactive.

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Aug 18, 2024

I suddenly got a story idea about how goblins had better sex ed than humans in a medieval fantasy world because they lived for sex while I was daydreaming about my sexual fantasies. Like... what the fu-

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Aug 18, 2024

To be clear, I will not elaborate on what I was fantasizing about.

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Aug 7, 2024

I'm back! But the Block is strong on this one.

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · May 27, 2024

New chaps of two of my Touhou fics are almost ready, each only 200 words off, but my ADHD acted up so now instead of writing the 400 words required for the quota I'm sitting on the toilet whipping up a status update kinda shit on the Messages tab of my Profile.

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Apr 27, 2023

Random idea:

A Naruto fan dies and gets reincarnated.

"Huh, you seem to have an eye fetish."

"Wha- No!"

"Sohere'stheMegan(EyesEyes)whicharecapableofsummoningandcontrollingothereyes have fun."

Fin~

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Mar 9, 2023

To-may-to

To-mah-to

To pick one is to abandon the other

How about none?

To-mmh-to

Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Mar 5, 2023

Creative truck use:

I pushed the little *pronoun* out of the way, and attempted to leap after *pronoun*. For a moment, time seemed to have stopped. I was sure it was going to hit me. I saw my life flashed before my eyes, then the loud honk of the truck broke me out of my stupor. Dread filled me as I desperately move out of its' way. The truck bearly grazed me and shrieked itself to a stop. The driver side door swung open and a very mad looking *pronoun* dismounted.
Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Mar 5, 2023

"What the F*CK were you thinking, huh?"

"What? What do you mean 'huh', eh? You almost killed a child!"
*Pronoun* grabbed my collar and I grabbed *possesive pronoun*. We shouted at each other for some time, then *pronoun* pulled out a knife.
"F*CK YOU!"
The knife with a truck-shaped handle plunged into my side.
Definitely_not_a_human · Author · Jul 2, 2022

I need a painter or drawer or anyone who can draw.

Yep, still bad at fromal writing. Good job me.

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    Random stuffs from a random mind on the internet. My IP address is 314.159.26.535, my full location is Hanoi, Vietnam, South East Asia, Asia, Terra, Sol system, Orion-Sygnus arm, Via Lactea, Virgo appendage, Laniakea supercluster.

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