After a very fun night with Miss Alzin, I headed back to the elven village early in the morning.

Fun as in playing cards all night fun. She wasn’t the least interested in having sex with humans. So even if I went to her as a male, she was just going to plainly reject me. I considered absorbing some elves for fun but considering how attention-prone their bodies were, I decided against it. Besides, they weren’t the type of elves I was looking forward to anyway. Where them dark elves at?

On my way, I saw many things. One of which was elves bathing. The males one indeed had massive cocks. Like a ten minimum; considering their short and kid like statures, that was a big, big surprise. While the girls didn’t have big tits, their hips were wide and they were pretty ready.

Elves bath naked in open areas… noted.

I met up with Sen and Josie in the village. Sen was looking pleased and prettier than usual. Bliss written all over her face.

“Had fun?” I said.

“Plenty,” Sen said. “He was really nice.”

Josie meanwhile sulked.

“What about you?”

“They didn’t want me. I’m too big, they said.”

“Big?”

She took off her armor and… well. Wow. She was muscular. Not like the body builder type but the runner type and maybe a bit athletic type. She looked good honestly, basically my type too. Definitely a muscle mommy.

“So, you didn’t get to have sex at all?” I said.

“No…” Josie sighed. “No one wants me. Not even the girls.”

 “Don’t worry, I still like you,” I said, mind fuck, I guess. I brushed her hair while she kept her eyes closed for about five minutes before she asked me to stop and panted. “Than-thanks.” No moans other than the soft mumbling kind: She had a blush on her face, similar to Sen. And she looked awfully happy.

 “Guess, I could always make myself exclusive for you,” she mumbled under her breath.

Yeah, that’s not how it works kid, but sure. I was just taking pity on her but if she felt that way, fine by me.

“What?” Sen wondered. “Let me try too!”

Mind fuck-

I actually didn’t feel anything while trying; I didn’t have to think much either. But of course, if I visualized stuff, they reacted more strongly, so in Sen’s case I pictured a lot of vibrating goodness. Sen literally had an electric gasm with a shriek of a moan only five seconds in, so I stopped the skill. Again, I didn’t know how it worked. I wouldn’t be the wiser if they were faking it or something.

Does it work on me though?

I tried and… a tingling sensation ran up my nether. It was quick, it was strong and it felt like a sneeze buildup but only getting bigger and bigger and bigger and… ah…. A sigh leaked out with a bit of a half moan; something, like a drop of something oozed out. Very similar to ejaculating just stronger. But no, the feeling didn’t die out and it kind of just tingled down there. I could do this for hours? And although I wasn’t aware of my fucking femininity in this body till now, now I was. My nipples pressed against my dress and it was fucking sensitive.

No wonder everyone wants this.

However, it kind of felt pointless for me. it felt good sure, but I didn’t care for these kinds of good anymore. I wanted real things.

Why settle for less?

Better switch to a male body.

***

The dungeon was fairly close, so I decided to pay a visit. The moment people saw me, they were freaking out and almost all of them were running away. Some didn’t run away, which was good and bad. Good because they were strong enough to not care. Bad because, there were definitely strong people here who could kill me.

For the most part they avoided coming near me though. I guess even really strong people were wary of me. I considered changing bodies but for now, I stuck to this one. My male body wasn’t associated with the guild, and you could only go in if you were.

This is hella weird. Just walking was making me excited; thighs and the inner lips touching made me feel like I was constantly edging myself. How the fuck do women live like this? Should I have just spent the next half an hour pleasuring myself so this went away? Would it go away though?

We delved deep into the dungeon. I struggled to walk around but the other two were fine. Don’t underestimate women, I guess. But since there weren’t many people here, I proceeded to switch to a male body. Phew… so much better.
“Woah,” Josie said. “I didn’t know you could do that.”

“Hot isn’t he,” Sen smirked. Why was she feeling proud?

 The first five floors were clear. The few goblins that were around, ran the moment they spotted me; apparently, didn’t matter whether I was a guy or a girl, they could tell. Sen and Josie were right behind me but they were lazing just like me.

The sixth floor had some cockroach like creatures. About half the size of a housecat, and just as fat. They were quick, they could fly and this place had a flowing river like thing near the walls. The river had glowing stuff. Manatite!

I absorbed as much as I could. And the flowing river? Apparently, it was low quality health potion!

[Magic increased!]

[You can now produce Health Potion (Mid)]

After recovering all my MP and HP we kept on delving deeper. Sen was basically shivering the whole time. She wasn’t very good with bugs. Josie on the other hand, on multiple occasions mind you, asked me if she could cook those things and eat them. I’d seen people eat cockroaches before but I hadn’t seen anyone this fucking excited over roaches of all things. I had to help her roast one of those damn things and she ate it like it was a thick A5 wagyu cut. Actually, smells nice… kind of like high quality shrimp meat. I absorbed a piece of it and got absolutely nothing useful. It tasted like shrimp though.

Oh well.

Shit became real on the seventh floor. Almost all goblins here were king goblins and there were at least five of them.

“I’m going to try out a new body,” I said.

“Body…” Josie mumbled.

I grew, grew big. A king goblin!

“Wow!” Josie said. “Can you like, use that to ram me tonight?”

So, let’s say you were an adventurer and one of your teammates randomly morphs into a monster. What would be your first reaction? Run away? Scream for your life? Ask a million questions about what the fuck was happening?

Nope, your first reaction would be, must be nice to be fucked by that.

Fuck!

“What the fuck, woman!” I yelled. We caught the attention of the other goblin kings. They weren’t bothered though, when they saw me, they looked away. They couldn’t care less.

They can’t tell I’m an imposter? No, they don’t care.

Sighing. “Let’s go.”

“He can talk…” Josie marveled at me and kept on checking out my hanging weapon. Oh yeah, I forgot goblins didn’t wear clothes. “Ah, that’s massive… and, all night,” honestly, she drooled more than when we went to the elf village.

Anyway, we reached the end of the floor, without any resistance whatsoever.  I wanted to kill all the king goblins here for fun but I had a better idea. That being, I was going to conquer this dungeon today!

[Quest: Conquer Aile issued!]

no undates till saturday