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"This is Aqua from reincarnation helplines. How may I help you?"

"Hi, I'm Wei Yu. I died about an hour ago while courageously saving a little girl from coming under a truck."

"That's a very commendable thing to do Mr. Wei and I think that your handler god will reward you handsomely with karma."

"Yeah, the thing is he did. I even chose the world and all my cheats but.."

"But, What? Mr. Wei."

"But for some reason as soon as I was about to go to that world a FREAKIN' DRAGON came out of nowhere and started to tear and eat SPACE. And after that, some guy named 'Li Qiye' came down from the dragon and started to FIGHT with my GOD. And not only did my god not win in a swift way, but he also got his ass handed and I have NO IDEA what's gonna happen to me."

"Uhm..Mr. Wei, I will transfer you to my superior."

"Hey, hey, Wait! Don't you dare trans....."

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