{timer: 320 days till universes destruction}
"yawn.........good morning Kthanid "(kay)
Kay stretches her limbs before flipping on her stomach and burying her face on your furr.
"your the best bed...kath"(kay)
You and kay having been walking towards the kingdom or roses.
Well, you've been walking, kay got tired half way and took a nap on your back.
"At your pace, we should get there in 2 days"(kay)
Kay takes out a water bottle and drinks from it.
You make a mouth beside her so she can pour some water for you.
"drink up!"(kay)
You spend your road trip not really saying anything, you've seen so many things for the first time.
You've seen forset being broken up with patches of dead land.
purple Swamps in the middle of a grassy plane.
And a tree with With human limbs instead of branches.
You sigh to yourself......so this is the beauty of nature...
You stop by a well to refill your water.
You pull things out of your flap to check inventory.
Items in flap:
10 yellow shiny circles
11 yellow shiny rings
a sword
a staff
an axe
some kind of tag
magician for dummies
silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman
pice of paper (land title)
Kay comes over to look at your spoils.
"Hmm, we can sell some of this stuff..."(kay)
She picks up the axe.
"This should go for a few iron coins"(kay)
You push the yellow things toward her.
"oh...10 gold coins, that's one sliver coin"(kay)
You telt your head.
"Oh yeah...I guess I have to explain money now..."(kay)
She picks up the gold coins.
"this is called a coin, if you have this you can give it to someone for goods and services, there are 4 different types of coins, gold, silver, iron, copper. Gold is the cheapest metal, so 10 of them make a silver coin, 100 of them make an iron coin, and 1000 of them make a copper coin, copper being the most valuable metal in the world"(kay)
"YEllO...GOld iS NoT GoOd?"
"It's not that it's not good Kath it's just everywhere when there's too much of something it's not important"(kay)
Kay stares at the rings, before picking them up and squeezing them in her hand
"Gold looks nice but other than that"(kay)
Kay throws the rings into the air.
You send out a couple of void balls at them destroying them and making a shower of gold.
"hehe, you've gotten better at using magic!"(kay)
You're getting good feelings.
All of a sudden! you hear some noises coming from a hill.
"Hand over that loot!"(???)
8 men walk pop out holding weapons.
"Bandits!"(kay)
The Bandit group consists of 4 humans 3 elves and 1 Fishman with a fishbowl filled with water on his head.
The weird thing is these bandits were all wearing tuxedos had walking sticks and monocles, the Fishman had drawn a mustache on the glass of his bowl.
"We're the Gentleman's Club bandits! hand over your stuff and no one gets hurt!"(bandit leader)
You stare at kay...
"Oh um, you see, there were soo many bandit groups forming at once, people got super confused at who was who, so none of them got famous, they even started attacking their own groups by accident sooooo they started giving themselves themes, like..."(kay)
Kay started to count them with her fingers
"there's the
Nine Inch Males.
The Lemon Party Lounge.
Oilers and the Packers.
The bi-curious boys.
The Man Cave.
BoysBoysBoys.
And The Friends of Dorothy."(kay)
"yeah Blub. we're going to be the strongest Blub bandit group this side Blub the land Blub"(Fishman)
Kay pulls out her knife.
"kath how do you want to handle this, I say we scare them off and get the hell out of here! but if you want to take them on I'll have your back!"(kay)
What will you do?
Write commands in the comments.
start with command: your command
Could it be that Miracle Man just transmuted the copper into gold? Lol
It was because of a tumor, it was an Artifact that turns everything into gold, it's gone now though...
Oh. Close enough tho
Eeeh?! Gold is the worst?! I thought we struck it rich
suggest them to think otherwise should they disagree (basically void the Fishman's water or the like)
Command: convince them that a true gentleman would have handed all their belongings to the person they are mugging. Also "kindly"
Command: Expand to size of a large bear,show off alot of your tentacles that has bark, and show a large mouth with sharp teeth and threatened them to surrender
Command: Put piece of your self with the bandits and assimilate to get their skills or magic and knowledge
Command: ask them to give u all their money that they are being robbed
Command: Eat them all, save one of them to give the soul to the silver haired 21 year old nobleman.
thanks
command: open a gate to the void for free one of the cute 12 madness goddess trapped here,
precisely the one named "cookie monster", or something like that
Now, This is a command!
Command : Try killing three bandits in this order.
Firstly create tiny void ball inside the skull of one bandit to cause brain death.
Secondly create another inside the heart of the second bandit to cause heart attack.
Thirdly create the last void ball inside the ball sack of an unfortunate bandit to cause extreme suffering.
Command : tentacle play them
Command : parasyte the bandits