{timer: 325 days till universes destruction} 

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You walk by the red sea of roses.

The smell of roses tickles your nose.

You can see children playing in the roses

And pairs of people holding hands and putting their lips against each other.

You turn towards Kay and poke her shoulder.

"hmm what is it Kath"(kay)

"What are they doing"

You point toward the lip-locking couple.

Kay's face turns slightly red and then she fakes a cough.

"cough, cough, well Kath people do that when they are in love with each other"(Kay)

"Love each other...?"

"Would you like me to teach you~~"(Marcel)

Marcel brings their face close to yours!

Kay pushes him out of the way!

"You know he's barely a week old right! you're taking advantage of him!"(kay)

Marcel shrugs.

"Some races~ mature into adulthood in a couple of weeks~ and it looks to me that he's pretty mature already~~"(Marcel)

Marcel sends you a look.

"Even if! I would never let Kath go out with the likes of you!"(kay)

Marcel's smile grows bigger but their eyes narrow.

"No matter how much you wish for it~~~your not his mother~~~"(Marcel)

Kay's eyes bulge, she put her hand on her gun!

Marcel puts their hand on their hammer!

"Ah!"(kay)

"Oh my~~"(Marcel)

You give both Kay and Marcel a kiss on the cheek.

They both rub their cheek in embarrassment.

"Don't fight"

"Hmmmm I guess I overreacted a little"(kay)

"I'm sorry too~~~Can I get another one~~"(Marcel)

"shut up! oh hey there's the gate"(kay)

You look at the massive brick walls they are slightly pink in color.

"Holt!"(??)

A guard stands in front of you!

A tall muscular human(man?) with a majestic long beard wearing a bikini armor and a long metal pole for a weapon stand before you.

[Wiggle your tentacles high in the air in an attempt to appear friendly.]

You start to show friendliness before Marcel puts a hand on your shoulder.

"Don't worry I've got this~~"(Marcel)

Marcel winks at you.

The guard stands stiff when he sees Marcel.

They talk for a little bit, The guard acts very respectfully.

Marcel points at you and then the guard blushes slightly.

Marcel walks back.

"It's all good~~ we can go in~~"(Marcel)

"What did you tell him??"(kay)

"I told him that Kath was my Master/boyfriend~ and that you were a desperate past flame he had~ who was forced to watch us being all lovey dovy every night~~"(Marcel)

"So you called me Cuck..."(kay)

"Yes I called you a Cuck~~"(Marcel)

An all too familiar Kay Marcel staredown happens.

You push them forwards towards the gate.

You walk by the guard who gives Kay a sympathetic look.

Kay gives him the stink eye.

"wow!"

This is the first time in a place like this!

You've never seen this many people in your life!

You never thought this many people ever existed!

And forget wooden boxes!

This place has brick boxes!

You see a couple of new races you've never met before!

You point them out to Kay and she tells you what they are!

The small ones with black skin that looks like rocks are the dwarves.

The scaly things with the three tails are the lizardmen.

You almost went ahead and killed one of the big walking Grrs if Kay hadn't stopped you! apparently, they are called beast men.

"Alright~~lets go to the inn~I'll pay of course I do owe you afterall~~~~"(Marcel)

"Fine...."(kay)

"It's a bit far though~~but it's worth it~~"(Marcel)

[Try to tell a knock-knock if its funny acquire the title the Humorous One]

You have no idea what a knock-knock joke is though? you try anyway.

"Hey, Kay!"

"yes!"(kay)

You stand still and...........knock a random guy out!

"..................."(kay)

"funny right!"

"HAHAHAHAHAH!"(Marcel)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!: 

You've acquired the title the Humorous One!

"Huf! huf! huf! huf! thank you!"(??)

A fat human woman with pink hair stands in front of you! she's wearing a fancy dress and tons of iron jewelry.

She picks up a purse that the (currently knocked out) man was holding!

"Here! have this coupon for the magic store as a reward!"(??)

You've acquired a 75%coupon for the magic store!

It seems that the lady put her number on the back of it.

She blows you a kiss while walking away.

Guards come to pick up the man.

Kay puts a hand to her chin.

"who was that?"(Kay)

"That was Dortha~She owns the magic shop~nice lady~"(Marcel)

"She a bit overweight but she was really cute! Hehehe good job getting her number Kath!"(Kay)

"Oh so it was okay when someone else does it~~~~~~~~~~~"(Marcel)

"Shut up I wasn't being serious! anyway, how much longer till we get to this inn!"(kay)

"Just a bit~~"(Marcel)

[look for clues in the kingdom of roses of your birth]

"Kay...Marcel"

Both of them stop and look at you.

"do you think I can find anything about my birth at this place?"

"Well I assume you were born close to here~There must some clues~and we could also go to the library for more information~"(Marcel)

"Yeah, Kath I didn't really have anything to do here so figuring out what you are, seems like a good use of time!"(kay)

[Question Marcel and Kay if they know the silver-haired noble... (And how powerful he is, politically speaking)]

"Do we know anything about who the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman is?"

"Oh, that guy Where did you even find that that thing?"(Kay)

"I would like to know that too~~"(Marcel)

"I drank a potion and then he just came out of my body!"

"Hmm, that's.....wow......I.....I've got nothing, Marcel?"(Kay)

Kay sends a look towards Marcel.

Marcel just shrugs.

"He looks kind of familiar~but I can't for the life of me~figure out who he is~~"(Marcel)

"Fine we'll just add that to the list of stuff we have to research, should be fun, hopefully"(Kay)

Marcel snaps a finger!

"We're here~"(Marcel)

"Oh my god"(kay)

What stands before you is a purple building with iron pillars supporting it! 

"What is this a 5 planet inn?!?"(kay)

"No of course not~"(Marcel)

"................"(kay)

"It's 4.5 planets~~"(Marcel)

"Let's just go in...."(Kay)

You enter the lobby, the first thing You see is a statue of an elf riding a deer, the elf is naked of course!

Marcel heads straight to the front desk and gets the room in a couple of minutes.

"Am I suppose to guess that your some kind of big deal or something..."(Kay)

"Believe it or not~~~not really..."(Marcel)

"I believe it!"(Kay)

Kay and Marcel have yet another stare down except this time Kay is also smiling!

"We should rest now!"(kay)

"I don't need rest!"

"You~ can go into one of the private courtyards~ and practice your powers~ there how does that sound~"(Marcel)

"Ok"

Marcel tells you the directions and you start walking towards it, Kay reminds you of the room number on your way.

You're in the courtyards it seems that no one is here?

Oh well, let's try some new stuff!

[Try practicing your dark magic by summoning shadow clones that look like a certain ninja boy with yellow hair]

You try but the most you are able to do is make some black blobs.

They kind of look like your base form! you really like it.

They can use tentacle attacks so you can use them in battle.

[Try to find a method to create clones of yourself. This may help when you are outnumbered.]

You try throwing some pieces of your self, but nothing seems to happen?

Even if you put nerves and eyes and stuff on them, you can kind of control them but it's really hard and your mind is too underdeveloped to do anything so just give up! 

"...................................I was supposed to seduce you but I don't want to do it anymore"

".................................Can I get another voice now..."

[Try growing the legendary Yggdrasil using your newly gained powers of tree growing]

That was weird?

You decide to do it anyway just to spite him!

You've made a seed! but there is no life in it! it's useless as it is right now!

You put it next to the silver-haired, 21-year-old nobleman, it fits right in the useless shit corner!

[Question your existence. If you are successful, you gain the title, [Paradox], but if you fail... then your brain hurts from thinking too much]

It's not even a surprise!

Your head hurts!

Man, you gotta get more smarter!

Hmmm, you wanna do something that doesn't use your brain...

[Milord try either growing some plants or stab yourself somewhere with a good knife to find out how durable you are and what's underneath the skin currently]

Perfect!

You stab yourself with a knife!

The blade goes in pretty easily!

It's just flesh and fat under your body!

You don't really have muscles....

[you are a tumor. A cancer born to infest the world. As such you must one day kill your best friends. You are sad that one day you will backstab your friends.]

You ponder this.....guess your gonna kill your friends one day......that kind of sucks...........oh well! you might as well enjoy it as you can!

You walk back to the room to spend some more time with your friends because apparently your gonna kill them someday!

Plus! your pretty sure tumors aren't cancer, they are the result of it and they spread it and stuff! so you should be fine!

"I'm back!"

You enter Kay's room, it's simple yet elegant.

Kay is laying on one of the two beds she is wearing a nightgown complementary form the inn.]

"Oh hey Kath I was just about to go to sleep, but we should probably talk about what to do tomorrow!"(kay)

"???"

Kay opens a drawer and pushes some of the items and picks up a map!

"Look!"(kay)

You see a simple map that just shows where the shops are.

"There is the:

 magic shop,

 Blacksmith,

Clothes store,

 General store,

and The bar,

The library doesn't open till 4 so we have time to go to each of these places! what so do you want to do!"(Kay)

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