Earlier this week human Yuri Smirnov infiltrated Venus Cloacina, insiders report. At this time it is unclear why the human came to VCA. Some witnesses suggest he may have come to steal their homework, while others insist that he was carrying some sort of care package. Whatever the case, there can be little doubt that he was up to no good right under Veneralia’s nose.

Yuri infiltrate the school by dressing in drag. He obtained a school uniform from places unknown and easily slipped past Veneralia’s many demi-humans. For the uninitiated, demi-human are human-like bodies that can exist in Makai and who are mass produced by Veneralia to act as worshippers for the fallen angel. They are designed to be oblivious to the world around them and as such even an extremely basic disguise can hide among them and get lost in the crowd. The human hero evidently knew this and decided to take advantage of the fact, presenting as a “surprisingly cute girl”, so said one witness.

While the reasons behind this human’s actions may never be fully known, what is clear is that he has made Veneralia look like a total fool. Not only has he successfully infiltrated her society with her being none the wiser, but he has done so on the heel of the Demon Lord’s own boast that she would easily handle him, should he ever set foot in her domain. However, in objective fairness, her claim that “he [would] make a pretty new transfer student” was evidently correct.

In the face of this embarrassment, Veneralia has dedicated herself to the management of VCA for the time being and is unavailable for further comment. Dai-Sensei, however, was more than happy to speak for her in her place. “I told her so,” said the magnificent Daimyo on the topic. “But I guess some of us aren’t blessed with the same caliber of foresight as the demons of DaiMachi. When Veneralia inevitably comes crawling to me, begging for help with this human problem, I will be more than happy to offer my help. Until such a time, know that DaiMachi has been human-free for the past week, an unprecedented success against the Hero!”

You heard it here first from the DaiDemon himself. While VCA is still reeling from its human problem, DaiMachi is projected to be clean of the Heroes for the foreseeable future.

Written By: Excellen Goku
Editted By: Excellen Goku