"Hey."

"Hmm?"

"Did you hear that?"

"Did I?"

"Dude, seriously, I heard something."

"What did you hear?"

"I heard the sound of footsteps and the sound of something being dragged. Although, the footsteps sounded weird…"

"How was it weird?"

"Like… like, I don't know, it sounded weird."

"Hmm?"

"There it is again…!"

"…"

"Did you hear that?"

"…"

"Dude?"

"Hmm?"

"Oh! Dude, you scared me, don't do that."

"Okay."

"That's weird?"

"What's weird?"

"Why does it sound like there are two of you?"

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Author dearest has nothing else to do! So they wrote this thing!