The Twelve Complaints of Christmas
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(A Complaints Christmas Melody)
Korri steps out under a light with a fuzzy Santa hat on, a paper in her hands, and clears her throat.
Dee gives a little clap.
Korri takes a deep breath and begins singing.
On the first day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
A gender zapping TV!On the second day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the third day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the fourth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the fifth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the sixth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the seventh day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the eighth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the ninth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the tenth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the eleventh day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Eleven press-on nails
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!On the twelfth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Twelve silken wigs
Eleven press-on nails
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
Korri takes a bow.
Dee switches the lights back on and they get back to work.
Thanks for the fun song!
My pleasure!
By the way, what happened in the long run to Don Blended?
Don Blended?
@MajorKerina yeah, the mafia boss like dude with the blender that turned him to hormonal teenage girl when he drank from it.
@Dreslief Ooooooh. Haha. My authorial head canon was
that he was actually a friend of Cerys and his anger was all put on. When he got to her office, they had a relaxed conversation. But he prefers publicly being angry about being transformed. The girl form was closer to his true feelings. Dee may not even know.
But I leave it open to interpretation.
@MajorKerina
So, what would their valentines day be like if they were a couple?
@Dreslief I was thinking about
messing around with White Day and Valentines for Korri and Dee where they can spin things one way then the other. I really like the characters and if ever I find another really fun story to tell with them here then I might make more. Korri and Dee actually appear in a short I wrote later, which I might include in compilation of shorts and an alternate version of Korri, Agent Korri Morrey of a parallel universe police force, features in another series I wrote and will post eventually