[ Do it Bubuga. I want to live longer so I can get more belly rubs!]

“ Very well, you will not have to do any manual labor,” complies Bubuga. “But ‘Never’ will have to work the blue melon farm with me.”

“ Don’t worry, it’s all thanks to the kitten saving her money so that we can leverage it. I will work hard on the farm for us to survive.”

[ Yay! I’m the owner. Now work for me, my slaves!]

“ I won’t be your petting slave forever kitten! Once I pay you back.”

“ Aww kitten,” giggles Bubuga. “ I won’t give you those belly rubs anymore.”

[ NOOOOOO MY BELLY RUBS!!]

“... anyways this is only phase 1 of the plan,” states Bubuga. “ In the end, we will need to make at least $5 million a day to survive. We will be starting with 1000 blue melons.”

Watching the shop menu with Bubuga and Kitten.

• Bubuga has purchased 1000 blue melon seeds for $5,000.
• 1000 trays for $250,000.
• 1000 Accelerant for $600,000.
• 1 small water fountain for $10,000.
• 1 10L bucket for $100.
• 1 100L bucket for $1,000.

• Total cost: $866,100

“ Oh my god, we’re extremely poor again.”

“ Don’t worry, we will make a lot of money” replies bubuga. “ Now please help me arrange the trays on the ground.”

Arranging the trays on the white endless floor neatly with Bubuga. Then, we put in the accelerant in every single tray along with 1 seed. The manual labor is tough, it took us about 2 hours to set up our 1000 blue melon farm.

Kitten is just casually watching us pretending to be our slave master.

The last thing to do is to give at least 10L of water per blue melon. Using the 10L bucket, I can only water 1 blue melon tray at a time. However, Bubuga can easily carry the 100L bucket and waters 10 blue melon trays at a time.

The small water fountain is incredible! You can give 1 life energy to it and it returns 10L of water! Taking advantage of Bubuga’s daily 3500 life energy gain. She can easily use 1000 life energy per day to get enough water for all of our blue melons! They need a lot of water to grow! Is that why it is called blue melons?

Bubuga is a genius! I must work hard for her to make up for my lack of stats.

Few hours of watering all the blue melons.

“ We’re done! They sell for $50 each, and we will be making $50,000 a day!”

[ $50,000 a day! We will be so rich!]

“ They can sell for $80 each on the Free Shop,” adds Bubuga. “ But our Free Shop reputation is at 10 right now, and it’s not high enough to sell all of them at $80 each.”

“ Awww yes! Let’s increase our reputation with the other purgatories.”

“ We will be reinvesting all of that money into new blue melon trays,” says Bubuga. “ I will be eating 1 blue melon too so I can gain 5000 total daily life energy. We will be aiming for 5000 blue melon trays which will take us about 30 days to get there conservatively.”

“ 5,000! I will be working for like 14 hours a day manually, every day for it aren’t I?”

“ Yes, but after 30 days, we will reinvest into automating the entire farm,” adds Bubuga.

“ Holy shit… I will work hard!”

“ Don’t forget I am helping too,” smiles Bubuga.

[ Hey! Don’t forget me too! I want to help you guys seed all the trays! I’m scared of water though!]

• 198 days remaining before Super Clean Landfill is erased from existence.

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Google spreadsheet helped me with all the math here!