• Purgatory admins have placed a cap on your blue melon’s selling price at $99. ( Buyers are bidding over $2 billion per blue melon.) Due to abnormal demand for Super Clean Landfill’s blue melons. Rank 5 purgatory Moonlight Tears is given the right to buy all of your blue melons at $99 first because they are your original first buyers.

Fucking admins. Why won’t they let us sell beyond $99! People are bidding over $2 billion for it!!!!

Ever since our first contract offer. Everyone seems to be in a frenzy over our blue melons.

• Purgatory admins have disabled Super Clean Landfill from letting in visitors.

Rank 5 Moonlight Tears really wants us to join them. They have been buying our blue melons at $99. Since they are proudly displaying their name when buying our blue melon, instead of being an anonymous buyer.

“ We currently have 5,681+ alliance requests,” says Bubuga. “ We even have offers from rank 1,2,3,4 purgatory. Including all of the top 1000 purgatory.”

[ We should join the rank 1 purgatory alliance!]

“ Wait Kitten, there has to be a reason for it. Maybe there is something special about having your own alliance.”

[ Master you want to become the rank 1 purgatory instead?]

“ That’s…uh impossible?”

“ Starting your own alliance is going to be extremely hard,” explains Bubuga. “ If we did, every alliance is going to shut themselves off from us. Doing business with the remaining independents would be difficult. We have nothing at the moment to offer to those who do join us.”

• Contact with the purgatory admins has been disabled for this purgatory.

“ Fuck! Why can’t they at least explain how all this works!”

[ Master! Let’s try talking to Sarya, maybe she would explain it for us?]

“ Good idea Kitten!

Taking Sarya’s contact card from the Kitten's paws. Just the thought of trying to talk to her, a holographic screen appears, showing what looks like a video call with Sarya. Bubuga also holds Kitten up in her arms.

Oh fuck, she’s in black lingerie, so fucking hot.

“ Hello Never. So willing to have sex with me and join Moonlight Tears’s Alliance?” smiles Sarya.

“ Uhhhh...”

[ Master! Your dick is getting hard again.]

“ Hello Kitten. Do you want to play with our extensive kitten toy collection in Moonlight Tears?” encourages Sarya.

[ Uhhhh...]

“ Perhaps I should handle the talks,” suggests Bubuga. “ What is so special about our purgatory having 2 creators?”

“ Join our alliance, and I will tell you.” assures Sarya. “ I can’t tell you things for free, you know.”

“ That’s fine,” dares Bubuga. “ We will just join the rank 1 alliance if you don’t want to tell us.”

“ Hmmmm” wonders Sarya. “ I can tell you this though. Everyone has found out that this purgatory has 2 creators. A Creator’s rights are very powerful in the purgatory universe. They are so rare that only rank 1 and 2 have one 2-Creator purgatory.”

“ What kind of rights?” I ask.

Sarya ponders, “ I won’t be specific about it, but they have unfair advantages over everyone else. Also it seems like my time is up.”

“ Wait!”