Hajime – Chapter 4: I’ve Been Waiting Ages For A Real Mecha Battle And Here It Is
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With Kyoko and Crispina co-piloting, the Mexi Avenger stormed into the city.

Dozens of furry soldiers rushed towards the outskirts of town, guns ablazing.

The Mexi Avenger lifted its foot into the air...

And thud went the soldiers.

“This is fun. I’m actually having fun,” Kyoko said.

Two fur-covered tanks rolled out in front of the Mexi and raised their cannons into the air.

“Okay, maybe we should avoid those.”

So Mexi did one of those badass slide-crouch moves, ducking beneath the tank’s cannons just before they fired, and then gliding on the street. It rammed into one of them with its feet. It flipped upside down and exploded.

Mexi picked up the other tank and chucked it clear over the horizon, never to be seen again except maybe in a spinoff gaiden chapter or something.

“Yeehaw!” Kyoko yelled uncontrollably.

“Are you okay, Kyoko?” Crispina asked.

“Yes, I am.”

“I have to doubt that.”

The defenses were now clear and the Mexi Avenger could pursue its primary target:

“Hey uh, Madoka?” Kyoko asked through Mexi’s soul gem-infused computer interference.

“What? I’m kinda busy-- agh! Getting killed--”

“What’s the Mexi Avenger’s specific goal here?”

“Save me!”

“Oh, I understand.”

The Mexi Avenger walked down the street and ended up in Red Square, where Madoka was battling a ridiculously-muscular horse furry known as Lieutenant Maximov, and losing badly.

“Out of the way, dear,” Kyoko said.

Madoka jumped out of the way. Mexi stomped on Maximov.

Squish.

Hooray!

Wait.

Mexi started to rumble. Its foot shook, and then lifted into the air. Underneath was a fully-intact Maximov, eyes glowing yellow. And he was growing.

“You dare think your simple machines can outclass the raw, unfiltered strength of a True Furry?” Maximov asked, his body embiggening until he was a third of the size of Mexi.

“Kyoko! Crispina!” Madoka shouted.

Now half the size of the mech, Maximov picked the whole thing up and loudly neighed.

He chucked the Mexi Avenger clear over the horizon, never to be seen again except maybe in a spinoff gaiden chapter or something...

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