[ 11 ☽ 18 ☼ 2014 年 ]

Anonymous Submission: 
"Have you ever considered expanding your stalker empire to other ask accounts beyond your <3 of f◼-kun?"

Such a s-suspicious question......... *checks envelope for hidden explosives*

Y-You're not trying to NTR me from F◼-kun, are you? >_____> There's a lot of spies from the Penguin Nation out there, so you can't be too careful. One moment you may think you're an ordinary civilian, but before you know it you'll be sucked into the penguin conspiracy! 

The horror! All those infected anibloggers! The disease just keeps spreading! DDD:

U-Uwaaaa~

Must. Possessively. Shelter. Froggy. From. Penguin. Conspiracy!

Anonymous Submission: 
"What's wrong with penguins? T_T"

Everything! >____<

The very prospect of something cuter, more huggable, fluffy, and adorable-r than I am is unimaginable! It's penguin nation's original sin!

You see, the true penguin conspiracy is that they'll charm the entire human population into wanting to hug penguins all the time. Penguin plushies. Penguin pillows. Penguin shirts. Penguin merchandise galore! No human will ever want to hug creepy anon-stalkers, let alone procreate with us. Before long the entire species of anon-stalkers will die out! Can't you see? We're natural competitors occupying the same niche and food source!

*pouts*

It's unfair, because you penguins have sly capitalist propaganda to charm the weak spots of human (fe)males! How the heck am I supposed to compete against that sort of publicity?!

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【 fwachan - written 1570 days ago 】