I open my eyes to find myself deep in a rain-forest, in front of me stands a child who has a gaze that says they know more about what the hell is going on, seeing I am alone with him, so I walk to the child and ask, “Who the hell are you, where the hell are we and why are we here, wherever here is.” He doesn't answer straight away instead he chooses to look around the area we are in then he simply says. “Hi I am God and I have brought you here to explain some things to you.” I am stunned I actually cannot believe that someone would try this on me so I say while I roll of the fucking floor laughing my ass off to what was just said to me, I mock his words while saying.”Your God as if you are God because he doesn't exist all God is a creation part of the human mind that needs something to believe in and if you are a God which one are you as there is so many different Gods including people who worship Satan under his many names if your truly all powerful then, prove it kid.” He stands there shaking his head at me and says. “So you don't believe me or even believe in me so you want me to prove well here it goes. How about I give the thing you most wish for in your life?”. I'm shocked and completely silent as I process this information while I'm thinking I inadvertently blurt out. “Yea sure give me the thing I most want in life” He smiles at me saying and gives a good old cackle. “Okay, you better be ready Alicia cause I am not undoing this and this should prove to you who I am.” as he is saying this, he’s preparing his fingers into a click formation and then

**BAM**he clicks his fingers with a smile while this all just happened I start to feel a horrible pain that assaults every part of my body. It feels like I’m being shredded from the inside out. The pain becomes so intense, I pass out and as I come around I see that little annoying brat sitting on a rock just as if he owns the joint, I sit up to look at the little shit and shout “HEY YOU! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? WHY DOES MY VOICE SOUND DIFFERENT AND WEIRD? Come to think of it all, isn’t everything just a little strange.” I look at my chest to see breasts, I hold my hands up in front of my face and notice that they are more slender than they normally are. It’s-It’s-It’s like I am female, I touch myself down there to see if the sausage thing is gone and when I realise that it is gone and shout in excitement “OH YES, YES, YES, YES OH THANK-YOU THANK-YOU VERY MUCH GOD, I AM FINALLY THE TRUE ME I AM FINALLY FREE.” I now can finally be free without having to hide it, I can finally be Alicia. I am so happy and overwhelmed I shed a few tears. Then he speaks up “Sorry about the pain but fully changing your gender and body is always going to be painful but at least now you are and can be happy. Anyway the answer to your question before about why we are here, allow me to explain.. I recently got bored of the way the world was so I decided to make a big change to the Earth to make the world a more fun place to but so humanity does not die off, I am putting you all through a gauntlet and when you have been through this gauntlet, you and everyone else will undergo some tests to see if you are worthy of gaining special powers or even a new race to fight monsters and other such horrors that will come from this change. Sooooo does little miss ecstatic have any questions for me about what I just said.” I look up at him and reply “No, basically your putting humanity through a gauntlet that I'm going to be doing so that you can make Earth more interesting and we won't die so quickly.” God then says. “Exactly it's so much easier and fun dealing with you over some of the more religious people I've dealt with so have good luck and I hope things go well for you.” He smiles and winks at me as he clicks his fingers again.