“The problems of rich”
After we confirmed the target was destroyed we returned to the town. While the men went to report the task is completed, the female led me somewhere.
“So, Kuronami, what would you like to eat today?” (F)
“Tuna.”
“Anything else…?” (F)
“Mackerel.”
“Any…” (F)
“Cake.”
“Great! Wonderful! Terrific! Follow me!” She suddenly perked up.
When we entered a shop I was passed to a waiter to whom the female said something about stuffing, food and a pig.
I was seated and immediately the waiter brought a lot of sweets and snacks. I started eating.
‘How can such a thin girl eat so much?’
‘I would’ve never thought it is possible to put all of that inside such a small stomach.’
‘You bet I never saw anybody eating so much. Even the adventurers never ate more than two full plates but she…’
Meanwhile, I finished eating the appetizer and patiently waited for the first dish.
“Hey, waiter! Bring me some food, will ya?” A man started shouting.
“Please, wait for a moment, everyone is busy.” The waiters put down some plates in front of me.
“Hey! Are you so insolent because you forgot how to fear?! BRING ME THE SCOFF.” The man continued shouting.
“We are already serving another customer! Just wait for a minute!”
“Like hell I’d wait for ya! Hey, boys! That beast looks like it has a lot of money. Go beat the c* out of it!” I sensed a number of people approaching me.
“You beast, go the he…”
‘Slash’
“WHAT THE…”
‘Slash – Cut – Pierce – Slash’
“I apologize for the mess. You can continue working.” The waiters started moving like puppets but soon I had my table filled with food.
Is crap a bad word?
I think yes, so censorship. It is mostly because I don't like such words I censor them, not because of this site.
@AFP_Writer Hmmm, I feel ya. I’m not really into using curse words much
That was me when someone interrupts my simping for anime girls
I already got it that you are a cold-blooded murderer with psychosis. You don't need to remind me...
@AFP_Writer hey I haven't killed anyone at that time.........If my shot did hit a vital that is
@Maple I believe you
@AFP_Writer that was traumatic for me y'know I shot someone during a wedding
@Maple I never doubted it is a 'bad' (in reality worse than that) experience but I feel like I still have an opportunity to laugh at it. I am such a sarcastic and bad being that at least I should make a few jokes about it.
@AFP_Writer hey say something! Our talk isn't over yet!
@Maple I write as fast as I see there is a reply. Sometimes I need to refresh the page a few times before there is something.
@AFP_Writer welp that's the reason why I started reading novels to forget about it and it did work reading and watching Novels/manga/anime toughened me up to the point that I won't hesitate to shoot someone if it means my safety
@AFP_Writer you're not the only one that need to do that
@Maple 'Gate: we shoot at anything not japanese'?
@AFP_Writer change that to shoot anyone who is Chinese Communist
@Maple 'Gate: we shoot at any chinese communist'
Russian/Soviet communists?
@AFP_Writer I'll be honest here I love Russians (specifically memes) And Also The AK rifle but Chinese just dump them into the trash bin then ship them back from where they belong to
@Maple Why do I feel like we have something in common?
@AFP_Writer which part AK lover or thinking that China is trash
@Maple Both?
@AFP_Writer I see BTW is it strange that I have Russian national anthem in my music playlist?
@Maple No, it's not. My mother also has it playing when she is cooking.
@AFP_Writer ain't that too extreme but I downloaded mine for research purposes and for it's earrape content
@Maple IDK why she did it but I guess she is just nostalgic. Also, if you want more earrape content I can advise you a russian song which is used on YT as russian earrape.
@AFP_Writer which one is it? I was actually training my ears for that very reason so that no one would ever tell me that I looked like I've eaten something really sour when I encounter High pitch screams
@Maple Not that bad. Just super russian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To
@AFP_Writer ain't this some quality content? I already like this
@AFP_Writer Btw where is the earrape?
@Maple I always wondered what the hell is the song from russia memes.
@Maple For me that much is earrape. And if it was posted on Rulo66-something channel then it is earrape.
@AFP_Writer about the meme songs there's only a few that I know about and I always wear earphones so make sure I will hear every bit of what I'm playing/watching and is always at max volume loud enough to be heard 2 seats away from where I was plus my phone has a built-in earphone type config which is always set at max but for some reasons I just can't stand girls High pitch screams
@Maple Are you one of those f*ers who install super loud audio on their s* and then dismantle the muffler to harass every living being around them?
@AFP_Writer I don't and I only play music when in my room and why would I play my song collection in public! I will die because of shame since most of my songs are meme songs! I separated meme songs from JP to KR to avoid confusion
@Maple Oh my~, so well-educated. Here, take a candy
@AFP_Writer I barely understand Korean and Japanese but I love those music so much that it ate up most of my phone memory
@Maple You surely will make friends with my mom. As long as you don't show her you are otaku.
@AFP_Writer I love music just how I love My Atago and Takao Figures
@Maple One day you will have to choose what you like the most. You can't properly divide your attention between admiring the perfect beauty of anime girls and properly listen to music.
Also, are you not going to sleep?
@AFP_Writer *smirks* I can watch/read while listening to music at the same time and why our talk goes for hours? Anyway you're right I better sleep now! Goodnight!