After I handed over Charlotte to her maid I headed to Lilith’s dormitory. There I was told that she already left and I hurried to the restaurant. She was not there either but because I am already there I decided to eat before I continue searching for Lilith.
“Good morning to you.” One of Charlotte’s friends approached me.
“Good morning to you too, might I inquire your purpose?”
“Have you seen Miss de Terehan? I did not see her today but some people saw you with her this morning.” The girl looked at me with suspicion.
“We got drunk together but currently she is in her room.”
“Thank you for the information. Good day to you.” The girl bowed and walked back to the rest of Charlotte’s entourage.
After the breakfast I was going to wander around and search for my breast pillow, not that I ever used her like that. As I was about to enter the class I was grabbed and dragged out of the student flow.
“What is it?!” I barked at Xera.
“Shut up, will you? M’lady has a message for you, she can’t see you for now because she was taken to the city. Also, she wanted me to remind you about the gathering. You do remember about it, right?” (X)
“NO.” I am astonished it is the first time I heard about it.
“Instead of a long story I’ll just tell you it’s where the nobles band together and go- I mean talk about important business. We three might be the last people to be called social butterflies but we still have to attend. M’lady wanted to see the best dress you have ‘cause you’ll be her escort.” (X)
“It would be weird if I was to…”
“Either you or the crown prince.” (X)
“However, I might be the perfect person to do it.” Objection withdrawn.
Of course I have no dresses other than the one I am wearing but at least I changed the underwear. Right at the doorstep of my room I was intercepted by Charlotte.
“Uuuu… my head still hurts…” Hangover only affected her and by the looks of it she suffers for both of us.
“What are you doing here?”
“I can’t just walk like this… Help me walk to the gathering…” I am getting a bit late so…
“Uwaa! H-hey! It is not…! A-a-appropriate!” She was blushing because I princess-carried her.
By the time we arrived Charlotte was close to fainting but an armchair helped her relax. A few moments after I sat down Charlotte, Lilith showed up.
“Miss Delight, is it really the same dress…?” She was a bit disappointed.
“I doubt anybody would not like this dress. Everything looks perfect when you are facing a gun~.”
With this I gracefully led her inside the hall where were the other students. While we two were the least dressed of them we still remain the best because we remain ourselves.
“Miss Delight, can you stop staring at those dresses? Were you not saying your dress would be liked by anyone?” Lilith had time to both check out every other dress in the hall as well as prick.
The gathering was going smoothly. The majority of people around us were gossiping or discussing their own affairs while Lilith and I had the snacks tables at our unchallenged disposal. Because we two are poor and have to survive on anything we can find, this was the best opportunity to gather as much snacks as we can.
Soon the crown jewel of this gathering arrived: Mi…
“Lily, how was it named, again?”
“Eclair.” She answered without raising her head from the plate.
So, His Highness Éclair arrived and he was accompanied by Charlotte who glued herself to him.
“Look at those lovey-dovey guys.”
“Who’s so clingy here?” She still did not care.
“Éclair and Charlotte.” Now she raised her head to understand what I am talking about.
“WHAT?!” She screamed loud enough to attract everybody’s attention to us.
The prince saw us an immediately separated himself from Charlotte. I grabbed Lilith’s hand to help her control herself. Éclair immediately grimaced and glared at me.
“Oh my, might it be that you are not happy to see somebody holding your fiancée’s hand?” I think it is alright if I chastise him a bit.
“I see, so you are finally showing your true colors?” He continued glaring at me. I could only tilt my head and wait for his response.
“Not only do you abuse the others but you also dare to seduce my fiancée. I am not surprised. Listen, everybody! Those two women were harassing Miss de Terehan all the time, they conspired against me and now we all see that my own darling fiancée is cheating on me!” (M)
“Oh my, you surely have a liking to redundant phrases.” I was ready to rout any of his claims but before I could begin, the other nobles were already gossiping. We two turned into the main topic of today’s mocking. Well, it is my best opportunity to put a large nail into the coffin. Mine or his, it doesn’t matter.
“Everybody here knows about how you two were slandering her, you were ridiculing her and this night you even drugged her!” I was trying my best to remember when we ever did something like that…
“I demand that you two apologize to Miss de Terehan!” I strengthened my grip when I felt that Lilith is about to explode. Charlotte, on the other hand, did not dare looking into my eyes and only hid in the crowd.
“If that is what you want then…” He gloated his victory while I deployed the guns.
“… remember that you are nothing. If you have no strength to make me follow your orders then be so kind to shut up and leave for I shall not succumb to this ridiculous demands and accusations. The one who is strong shall never yield to the ramble if they have their pride and honor. Mine are with me and I am proud to protect what I cherish. If you still have some brain inside your head then you better retreat.” I was ready to kick-load the guns if he dares continuing this discussion.
When I withdrew with Lilith nobody dared stopping me but I already know that this farce will not be forgotten soon.
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It's a Bruh moment and let's savor it
It would be bruh moment if she did a BOOM.
@AFP_Writer It would be nice if she did go boom but it's just a waste of ammo even if she use dummy shells and Charlotte? I'm disappointed in you
@Maple It would not be a waste of a shell. You can always smelt it into another shell.
It would be a waste of cordite. Just imagine wasting 150 kg of propellant just to blow some imbeciles!
@AFP_Writer wait didn't Delight still have her stiletto? Why not assassinate those piece of filth?
@Maple Why would she botter with killing him? It's not like she kills everything that moves. KN on the other hand would've already turned him into noodles.
@AFP_Writer a maid must master the art of Infiltration and assassination to eliminate any threats to their masters and those who sully their name and only will be worthy to a model maid
@Maple If you knew about what kind of maids there are in my imagination... What you described would only be suitable for a novice maid. An actual maid would be like Hitman on steroids...
@AFP_Writer .........that would be scary but steroids? no no the side effects is scary it would make a literally buff maids trust me
@Maple One maid, two Glock 18s, lightspeed-fast reflexes, no remorse. You surely did not get how scary the battle maids should be.
@AFP_Writer are you mentioning someone In a Place called black lagoon? if so then yes
@Maple No, I mean one of the crazy maid examples that plague my imagination.
@AFP_Writer .....is that so then watch this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CmIeTCk6M
@Maple So slow... mine would've stabbed him a dozen times while that only swung her leg...
@AFP_Writer that's a waste of energy disabling them first then ask again politely
@Maple 'KICK-KICK-KICK-Pierce'
"Thank you for your waiting, please answer a few questions before we continue."
'Looks at a pool of blood'
"Thank you for your cooperation."
@AFP_Writer for some reason your maid preference is at a level I can't comprehend
@Maple I just written what you said...
@AFP_Writer just order Roon to wear a maid outfit and that will do that job
@Maple Please, no. Anything but that. Even groping angry Sheffield would be safer.
@AFP_Writer But that will solve Roons stalker syndrome? And you will get free hugs every seconds? Ain't it nice? Even Roon is excited and no I'm not being threatened in a anyway (miss Roon please move the barrel away a bit further from my back)
@Maple I have Nagato (uber barrage), Laffey (uber vanguard) and Eugen (just oathed, no idea what she's good at).
I won't be threatened by Roon if I hide behind their backs like a true commander!
@AFP_Writer I can already hear Roon saying so you've chosen death and Eugen? be ready to teased endlessly unless you have PoW
@Maple PoW is already in love with me.
@AFP_Writer ........then you have a good counter for Eugen since PoW is the only person who made her blush
@Maple If I want to draw Eugen's attention then I have Admiral Tsun.
@AFP_Writer for a moment I want to scoop out my brain and cleanse it with bleach
@Maple I suggest an acid for a better result.
@AFP_Writer why did you made me imagine a Mid age man being Tsun!? Do you know how creepy that was?! And Eugen will surely enjoy tormenting that SKK
@Maple IDK how you even had such an idea but ok... you can have your own perverted quirks...
@AFP_Writer y...yo..you why did you even think I have that sort of fetish I don't want to be branded as a weirdo pervert
@Maple Then why? I don't get it, really! How can you think of a MAM when we were talking about waifus?!
@AFP_Writer because you pointed one out! and doing which normally a female would do!
@Maple My brain gets melted from female logic... have mercy...
@AFP_Writer .........heh me as a woman also question that......the female logic that Feminist have
@Maple Please no, if you want to have a discussion like that then find another place (where we won't write each other every 3 minutes).
@AFP_Writer I don't want either since if I did SOME people (in my case ytube) gets triggered
@Maple As long as it's not gvrnmnt.
@AFP_Writer same specially the IRS