“Wild squadron”
On my flight deck there were 32 Suisei dive bombers. All of them were perfectly lined up for take off, and waited for their turn.
‘WHOOOSH’
The first four were launched, and only a trail of steam remained. Every minute I had 8 aircraft launched, until all of them were airborne. Then, they grouped up and set course to the oasis.
I distributed the tasks for every pair of aircraft and waited until they all were within the area.
Then…
‘VROOOM’
‘RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH’
Half of the squadron simultaneously dived at their targets and dropped special payload – armor piercing bombs, specially designed by Akashi to solve my constant headache of armored decks.
The bombs dived into the soil effortlessly, leaving only a fountain of dirt behind.
Bom Bom
Bom Bom Bom
Bom
They exploded deep underground and made a lot of sinkholes, as well as killed or trapped a lot of the monsters.
My calculations were a bit off, so instead of dropping the second wave of bombs into the sinkholes I had to drop them at the remaining monsters, directly, one 800kg bomb per target…
I wondered if human factor affected the results of my attack. After all, it would be a shame if those guys died because they ran into a bomb.
When the squadron landed I returned to the oasis to check on the caravaneers. Weirdly enough, they surpassed my expectations and survived.
“Somehow you went missing again, then all the c* started happening. Would you care to explain, Fuji?” The scout pointed at the mayhem.
I could only make the cutest and silliest smile possible.
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Greasy fox can escape any problem. Votes: 4 30.8%
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This time she has no way to fool them. Votes: 1 7.7%
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There will be some heads rolling. Not the one with fox ears. Votes: 0 0.0%
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She will pretend nothing happened. And it will work. Votes: 8 61.5%
how much can they fall for the sme trick
It all can be explained. But why would you need this explanation when you can just expect another silly and impossible comeback?
"Huh? Giant explosions the size of whale? What do you mean it was me?" Ah yes the art of the fox, fooling.
Add the crying foxy eyes with drooping ears and tail.........100% it will work
@Maple No greater enemy than cuteness. Nothing can beat that.
@ILikeReading-ish cuteness only?? What about the fluff? The cuddles? Oh and the sugary death that it gives?
@Maple I apologize, I usually generalized cuteness into one (Fluff, Cuddles, Overall general cuteness.)
@ILikeReading-ish Btw if you're a Azur lane lover I hope you watch Azur Lane Bisoku Zenshin there's no fight here only highschool girls doing cute things and some big and small explosion
@Maple Oho? You dare expect me to not watch anything new of Azur Lane as soon as it comes out?
@ILikeReading-ish please don't pull the Dio meme at me
@ILikeReading-ish btw is your pfp Fubuki??
@Maple Aha! It hasn't been mistaken! Why yes of course it is the great friend Fubuki!
@ILikeReading-ish my heart hurts for the brave guy and at the same time I'm laughing maniacally
@ILikeReading-ish hololive ID https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Spm7fPau8
@Maple Hm, I admit various defeats and will now go and drink some mountain dew.
@ILikeReading-ish watch that Hololive song by the Indonesian branch it's good !!
@Maple I sometimes watch the Indonesian branch, though it's really only one vtuber.
@ILikeReading-ish is it Risu or Ollie?
@Maple Risu mainly, though I've seen one or two of Ollie
@ILikeReading-ish I recommend Risu she's such a adorable squirrel but sometimes can be a very nasty gremlin
@ILikeReading-ish my favorite clip of her was when she got hold of Moona's piggy bank!
@Maple So Nyanner but less Nyan more squeak.
@ILikeReading-ish Nyanners.................you made me remember the sword cane clip
@Maple :>
@ILikeReading-ish can't help it her laugh still echoes in my mind but not as prominent as Pekora
@Maple Ah yes the Peko laugh.
@ILikeReading-ish It pains me that I paid once in her stream but I have no regrets
@Maple Regrets? None. Eardrums? None. Good time? Very. Hotel? Trivago.
@ILikeReading-ish correction hearing organ gone for gud
@ILikeReading-ish YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@Maple :3
@ILikeReading-ish no more please and just watch that clip
@Maple You mentioned various clips through out this conversation, Risu?
@ILikeReading-ish its the song made by the Hololive Id
@Maple Auto-correct? I have watched it yes.
@ILikeReading-ish yep
@Maple Respects paid.
@ILikeReading-ish (ノ^o^)ノ
@Maple Internet died for a bit then.
@ILikeReading-ish I need to rest now I'm still in the middle of recovering from this sickness and quite rare for AFP to not chat here.
@Maple I did not interfere, that's it. Also, we had an emergency here.
@Maple Rare indeed, well good luck in your recovery my good ma- Woman. And have a great rest.
@AFP_Writer Interference will give you a red card.
@AFP_Writer What kind of emergency is it?
@Maple We had water pipes break.
@AFP_Writer Not a good time eh.
@AFP_Writer and isn't Russia always cold?? Looks like no water for a few days or weeks then
@Maple Russia is cold. *Looks at 24+ outside, and keeps on sweating*
We have continental climate, so the winter is cold (up to -30), and the summer is hot (up to +40) either of the extreme temperatures are rare, however. We joke that the global warming is actually global cooling.
It works only for the "middle" of the country. The other parts have different climate.
@AFP_Writer Geography and climates, not my forte. All I know is how hot it can get down here.
@ILikeReading-ish I doubt one could tell where Kongo and Belorussia are.
@AFP_Writer Yes, one would likely need to search it up to find that Kongo is a kingdom and in in Africa while Belorussia is near Poland.