Surprise.

Lin Fan was pleasantly surprise by the sudden turn of event. A beautiful girl was serving him.

Mamma mia! Lord Jesus. This girl is huge, huge in many ways.

Boink~

Ohh~. 'It bounces'.

Lin Fan couldn't help but said that to himself, while in the surface, nothing was amiss.

Glancing at the girl across to me thinking 'This is bad, this girl is really charmed by me'.

'Is this the time I will lose my virginity?'.

'No!No!'

Glancing once again. Nodding in approval.

'This girl is not bad, bouncy, pretty, and sexy freaking hot'

Even though there's a lot of delicious food at the table, it is not comparable to the girl in front of Lin Fan.

Oh! my God~

Bless you~

You Meng, serve Lin Fan his food. Placing food at the plate of Lin Fan, because of the distance, You Meng have to lean a little.

Someone stood up-

And I'm not telling you.

Eating his food with calm manner, Lin Fan wanted to cry in joy. Conscious or not, the valley is really deep.

Glancing up again to You Meng, the girl across at him.

You Meng is really a succubus, leaning on the table as he exposed her cleavage.

Lin Fan really wanted to ask ' Is the people in this world this open and aggressive?' Lin Fan didn't know, and he wanted to know more.

Eating the food You Meng serve, Lin Fan eat it. Eating beef in the morning? Huh! This is Cultivation world you idiot. Lin Fan eat all the food You Meng serve him, eating it with haste, wanting to explore the nature itself, exploring the depths of the valley. Explore the extremes.

"Thank you for the food" Lin Fan said that as he put down his chopsticks "It's delicious, thank you" saying that as he looked at You Meng, You Meng blush as she received compliment from Lin Fan.

Glancing at the satisfied Lin Fan, You Meng couldn't help but comment "I'm the one who pick the food especially for you" You Meng said that and blush as she lower his head, fidgeting at her own bold words.

Holy sh*t this girl is cute. Is this an Angel!

I nodded, wanting to stood up but stop-. Someone or something is already standing up from the start. Glancing at the girl in front of him, Lin Fan couldn't help but worry 'This is dangerous, someone is already standing up from the start and if I stood up, My center of gravity, my whole balance will be mess up, resulting a World War 3'.

Stopping in midair, staying at the sitting position, calm collected.

You Meng saw my action, giving me a confuse glances, while saying nervously "Is somethings wrong?"

"Nothing" I answered. But the girl eyes was suspicious.

"Well... I eat a lot of food, so I'm digesting"

"While sitting?"

"Yes, while sitting"

"Huh?"

This girl is really persistent and if I not resolve this girl curiosity, she will see something is wrong, resulting catastrophic battle.

"Digesting food while sitting is because food empties from the stomach more slowly when a person is sitting or lying down, compared to when they are standing. The exact reasons why are not fully known, but gravity seems to play a role." Glancing at the girl while explaining, wanting to make the explanation throw her off. But the girl is really persistent, not backing down at all, scrutinizing me.

“Koff- Koff-. One study compared the digestion speeds of women who either sat or laid down immediately after a meal. The women who laid down took faster to digest their food, compared to those who sat."

"You're a man, and not a women" the girl is really persistent, asking the loopholes. So I gave her another explanation.

"Another study compared digestion speeds in individuals who laid down, sat, stood or moved around after a sit-down meal"

"Those who laid down after eating took 54–102% 'faster' to digest their food, compared to the other three groups"

"The 'strong cultivators' also directly compared the effects of standing and sitting after a meal. Those who stood digested their food slightly 'slower'. However, the five-minute difference was too small to be considered significant, so I'm sitting here to make it efficient, even it's only 5 minutes" After giving the girl a long a** explanation, the girl stop doubting me.

'Hayss~'

Sighing in relief as he fooled the girl.

"Then, let me accompany you" As she said that, You Meng sat in front of me. Intentionally or not, the girl is just wearing a thin dress, with cut on the legs, exposing it in the open.

This weapon is really hard to control, making me 'harder' to stand up.

'This is really dangerous situation, if it's continue, I will lose control of my weapon and attack unconsciously it's 'opponent' which is You Meng'.

"Koff! Koff! The plate in the table, can you clean it?" This is not good, think! Think! Lin Fan you're the most handsome and intelligent being, you will not waver on any other, but... the effect of the Legendary skill called 'seduction' is really fatal and sooner or later, I will and can't hold my self anymore and attack my 'opponent', resulting a catastrophic and bloody battle. Lin Fan in the end, manage to do something.

"Yes!" Standing up, walking towards the door.

'Perfect Chance' Lin Fan quickly stand up and got under the bed, shielding his weapon, with a blanket.

You Meng, was back in the room and saw that Lin Fan was back in the bed, covered in blanket. You Meng ask "Young Master, why are in bed? Are you still sleepy?"

"Well, I'm still a little sleepy, so I want to take a nap” answering while saying to himself ' WTF! Who's Sleeping! I'm wide awake now, from stimulating me, who the hell wanted to sleep'.

Lin Fan answered the difficult question cleverly, closing his eyes, like a person wanting to sleep.

Lin Fan felt like he is too smart and handsome and everything has been resolved by his pretty head.

But.

Lin Fan felt a movement on his bed. Opening his eyes, and saw You Meng laying down beside him.

“Young Master, I will accompany you”

'Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! It's getting harder and harder, harder to control. Lin Fan's destructive weapon was now standing up proudly, wanting to pierce the heaven and earth.

Accompany that!

Accompany there!

Lin Fan was truly in a pinch right now, this is the first 'hard' battle that Lin Fan experienced. Glancing at his side, precisely at You Meng and saw her blushing in embarrassment, adding more strength on his 'destructive weapon', a stimulant for short.

Lin Fan really want to calm down, calm his 'weapon' before it's too late, but couldn't.

'The Dao, The Dao, The Dao...' Lin Fan chant on his head, maybe the dao can make him calm down. Glancing at the girl again, beside him.

Closing his eye.

'F*ck the Dao! It's not even affecting me a little'.

This, it can't be help, I will use my perfect mind and unleash the Forbidden Technique.

'Supra Ultra Immortal God Defying Forbidden Lost Immemorial Fearsome Diabolic and Holy Technique'

'My perfect Imagination'.

Lin Fan took a deep breath, imagining a gorilla was on his bed and not You Meng.

'Sexy gorilla' appeared on the mind of Lin Fan.

It was extremely ugly, puke imaginary, and killing machine.

That method calm down Lin Fan, calm enough to stand up. Like Usain Bolt, rush to the door, before it's too late, and unleash his inner self.

Lin Fan was fast and quick, and left the mansion, and the town.

Sitting on the carriage, Lin Fan couldn't help but sigh in regret.

"Maybe just a little and we will do the deed"

...

Lin Fan carriage quickly come to the entrance of a Forest, where the 'Dog Peeing Bandits' at. The 'Bors Forest'.

The carriage stop in the front entrance of the forest. The forest as everyone knows have many trees, many caves, and many animals.(AN. Wtf! Who doesn't know a forest.)

Jumping down the carriage, walking towards the entrance of it.

...

Lin Fan run and stop.

Walking on, Lin Fan felt a lot of presence. Walking towards that direction.

Lin Fan as he walked towards it, he felt a good deal of presence, over 100 or so.

Lin Fan and saw at the distance, a group of people lining up.

Lin Fan saw a caravan.

Lin Fan stop and hide, observing it.

...

In a forest.

In a large carriage.

In the middle of a caravan.

A boy was cautiously observing the surrounding area, wary of someone might appear out of know where.

Sat across the boy, is an old guy.

The old guy saw the boy's look and said.

“Don't worry Wien'er, the guards are here to protect us" the old guy comfortingly said to the boy. Reaching with his hand as he stroked the boy's little head.

He Wien, son of He Lien, the owner of the famous Turtle Caravan with 100 members. This He Wien, was wary of bandits, particularly his scared of the famous Bandits, called ' Dog Peeing Bandits'.

"This- Father! Can we go back and go home?"

The old guy that sat opposite to He Wien is his father, the owner of the turtle caravan, He Lien.

"Nope. We come this far, and we can't go back now, or else we will lose a tremendous profit and our caravan will suffer a blow if we go back now” He Lien explain to his son, He Wien. His son will be the next owner of the caravan, and he will inherit this. He Lie wanted his son to know more about the world, explaining patiently the pros and cons of his decision, wanting to make him a good leader of the Turtle Caravan.

While stroking his son's head, He Lien look at the window, at the people, precisely to the people clad in armor.

He Lien knowing that a famous bandit are lurking inside the Bors Forest, he hired a famous mercenary group called 'Dragon Roaring Mercenary'. A famous mercenary known for their strong leader and his famous Technique, 'Dragon Roaring Breath Technique'.

...

The caravan stop at the front of the river. Feeding their horse some water.

The river is out in the open, surrounded by trees.

Many in the caravan are happy, their caravan are already close to the Bors Town, where their goods can be sold.

Then...

A shout was heard followed by arrow raining towards the people of the caravan.

“Fire!”

Pew~

Pew~

Pew~

...

...

Numerous arrows pin the people down the ground, killing them.

The Turtle Caravan hired mercenaries, the Dragon Roaring Mercenaries. Circle the caravan while one of them shouted to the people to take cover.

"Enemy! Take shelter on your caravan!"

One by one, bandits appeared, circling the caravan, cutting their path of survival.

Two side confront each other, glaring to their enemy.

One of the bandits step forward.

The bandits, were shirtless, exposing his upper body. The shirtless bandit weapon is a long sword. His body exuded a powerful momentum, Overwhelming the Mercenaries guarding the caravan.

One of the Mercenaries, step forward, confronting the shirtless bandits' momentum.

The two confronted each other and one of them spoke.

"Dog Tiger, how dare you to attack" The one that spoken is on the mercenary. The bandit's name is Dog Tiger.

"HAHAHA! What a joke! I dare! The Dog Peeing Bandits dare to attack everyone" Dog Tiger replied in a laughing manner, ridiculing the Mercenary.

Dog Tiger is the deputy Leader of the Dog Peeing Bandits. He is the second powerful of the Dog Peeing Bandits. This Dog Tiger, is famous for his cruelty and slicing his enemies limbs, making his name more famous.

"Dog Tiger! You should stop your idea or you will taste my might"

"Long Hou! What a joke, you're not my match, stop protecting them or you all with your mercenary will all die!" Dog Tiger was adamant and will not retreat, willing to clash blows with Long Hou.

Long Hou is the leader of the Dragon Roaring Mercenary Group. Famous for his famous Technique 'Dragon Roaring Breath Technique'.

"Seems like we can't avoid this fight!"

"ATTENTION! Protect the caravan will all you got and I will buy you guys sometimes"

"Hump. There's a path to heavens, but you barge into hell, suffer from your silly judgement"

The two exchange blows as the bandits attack the Mercenaries.

The Mercenaries tried to protect the people of the caravan, but in the end, the bandits overpowered the mercenary.