TheMangaGod

So I'm releasing this chapter on Christmas as a special thank you to all of my reader's and Patrons! Thank you so so much for supporting me for these few months! I never thought that anything I wrote would gain this kind of following and I know that some of the stuff I come up with is a bit... weird, so thank you! Now without further ado here's a non-canon Christmas chapter!

[HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
PADORU PADORU

<MASSIVE EXPLOSION!>] - Rose

[Good Evening Everyone! I bring presents for all the good little boys and girls! <Mostly the girls...>] - Rose

[The hell are you doing?] - Gil

[Celebrating the Christmas spirit! What you don't know about Christmas and Santa? Well let me tell you about--] - Rose

[HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
PADORU PADORU

<MASSIVE EXPLOSION!>] Vinia

[Hello Mother Fuckers! I'm bringing presents for your bitch asses!] - Vinia

[Language! Young? Lady, actually how old ARE you?] - Rose

[Older than you at least! Immortal Fairy Loli FTW! Woot!] - Vinia

[You do realize that you're the loli right? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose?] - Rose

[No! It makes it better!] - Vinia

[If you say so... So you're from TheMangaGod's other novel?] - Rose

[Oh! Yeah I am, actually did you know that your novel actually existed in my old world?!? I was reading it!] - Vinia

[R-Really? Well that's very--] - Rose

[That bath scene was hot! Kind of disappointed it didn't go further but I guess it makes sense considering age related content...] - Vinia

[W-w-w-what are you talking about?!? T-the author even wrote that too?!?] - Rose

[Oh yeah, the way that Veronica brought you guys to--] - Vinia

[HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
PADORU PADORU

<MASSIVE EXPLOSION!>] - Fumika

[<Cough Cough> Oh my! That was particularly violent. This one hopes that each of you have a wonderful Christmas Day!] - Fumika

[There's another one?!?] - Rose

[Oh who are you?] - Vinia

[This one was known as Vincent but now goes by Fumika.] - Fumika

[That's a beauti--] - Rose

[Haaaa?!? You said your name was Vincent? But that used to be my name too!?!? What about Aaron? Is he your best friend?] - Vinia

[Oh no no. Husband-dono is much more than a friend after what I've done to him...] - Fumika

[The shit?!? So he's not a sexy Fox Waifu in your novel?] - Vinia

[Oh most certainly not. He's my Husband-dono who will allow this one to bear children.] - Fumika

[DAMMIT!!! You're telling me that in your novel Aaron get's to experience a Monster Girl Waifu in real life? Like an actual wife even? That's so fucking unfair!!! And to top it all off I haven't even gotten laid in my... Oops! Umm nevermind...!] - Vinia

Night falls outside of the random building they happen to be in. Randomly.

[Ara Ara? So you're upset that you haven't been laid huh? Allow me to remedy the situation... Fufufufufu!] - Fumika

[Wait where did these spider webs come from?!? Why are you looking at me like that?!? Wait not there! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!] - Vinia

[M-Moving on! We would like to wish you a Merry Christmas from all of us here! Have a wonderful holiday season!] - Rose

[Don't move on! Wait no! SAVE ME!!!!!!] - Vinia

[Fufufufufu!] - Fumika