Consultation 6.
“Greetings God, I would like to know how I can have my husband’s twin sister for myself? She keeps refusing me.”
Fuck if I know, “Drug her and make her star in a homemade low budget bukakke style porno. Blackmail her with the recording and tell her you will reveal the tape to her family if she doesn’t comply with your demands. With that dirt on her, force her into repeatedly performing whatever fucked up degenerate acts you have in mind over and over again until all that remains is a broken soulless doll, a slave to her lust. Turn her into a nymphomaniac like this and she will be yours in no time.”
“...”
“Just to be clear, this is exactly what you shouldn’t do.”
“What I shouldn’t do? But it’s ingenious. My friends weren’t joking when they said you had an answer for just about anything. I wish I knew about you sooner.”
“There are other options you know. They’re much more normal. Don’t you think you should maybe reconsider and think of an alternative solution? I just threw out the first thing that came to mind.”
“There is no need. You have already given me the perfect plan. What else would I need to consider?”
“Haaaah. Whatever, do what you want. I don’t even care anymore. At least you’re better than the crazy fetus chick I had recently. Ah, ehem, please forget you heard me say that. Client confidentiality, I have to maintain that bullshit after all.”
“Thank you for your guidance god.”
“Whatever, scram.”
This was rather tame.
So god, how does one f*ck an orphanage?
There is a process to these things my friend. One does not simply ask "How to f*ck an orphanage".
@Booper150 Oh no...
The randomness is great, keep up the good work. is it wrong to assume this is your outlet for stress? I mean with all the novels you have, it's good to do something that makes you smile :)
Honestly, I was looking through the forums and saw the post about stories that start with an R that use waifulabs for a cover and I was like, you don't say? I thought to myself, for science, I must test this hypothesis. I came up with a random idea to counsel these defective waifus for a bit of a joke and just went for it.
Sounds legit xD
God of shitty advice, How do I Become a living Armor Slime and invade a Waifu's Uterus. (I don't know why I typed this)
Well, Nyaniru, your first goal is to jump in front of a truck. But it can't be just any truck! It must be a truck, in Japan, with either a demon or a sleeping man behind the wheel. And you must jump in front of it to either save your waif or a child. This should ensure your best chance of reincarnation. You must ask the ROB that reincarnates you for the power to teleport to anywhere you have been before, as well as to be a slime capable of evolving into better forms.
Is this God the main reason why there's a yandere in our world? Why people became psychopath??!!!
god of shitty advice how I want to have s*x with insects but I can't get them to go in
The sessions are fun and all but it would be nice if you added a actual plot and reoccurring characters.
The novel seems to have an episodic theme. Like of like Nichijou or School Rumble, but without the recurring characters.