Consultation 18.
“God, I want to NTR the world, how do I do this?”
“How to do that? Do I need a translator? If not, I must find one”
“Good luck everyone! If you can post more results, or organize them in one place, please do, thanks!”
“Edit: I also posted the question on tumblr as well as reddit. I'll try to give you the results when I have them, hopefully, tomorrow (2/11/12) morning.”
“Huh? God, is something wrong? Did you break?”
“Oh? Uh, well, you see. Sorry, let me try that one more time.”
I typed out the question, ‘I want to NTR the world, how do I do this?’ again on my phone and read the output.
“2 TRACKS "RIDDLE THAT" 1. When done right, it should be everything you've ever wanted or were really excited about! I feel like this contains the most potential in the game as a soundtrack, so don't be afraid to listen to it all the time if you get the chance! (Easy to do in a private meet up or a public webcam…) 1.5 TRACKS "THE LEVITATING EARTH" 1.5 TRACKS "WARPED BLUE" 1.5 TRACKS "RIDE BY NIGHT" 1.5 TRACKS "RUDE PUMPKIN PUSSY" 2 TRACKS "CASSIO" 1.5 TRACKS "HANNAH'S DEMON" 1.5 TRACKS "WILLO”
Signs of life drained from my eyes as I pondered over the profound depth hidden between the lines of the answer I gave her.
“God, can you please take this seriously?”
“Tsk. Okay, okay. I get it. I’ll do it for real this time. I swear.”
I input the question again and got another result.
“Why NTR? I am a Young Gay/Straight man, since early 17's, and would like to have love affairs with hetero men and lesbian women. I want to have an affair that is serious and gay, it would be like a relationship but more. I am a foreigner, and my partner(s) are American, but I am prepared to go to any place to have sex with them. What do you think? And please, what is the best way of following your dreams? Thank you, Esther A.”
“If you are looking for American gay men here are a few that you-”
I threw my phone on the ground in rage.
“Piece of shit AI! I thought I could make my job easier if you worked properly. AI can draw waifus but can’t write a freaking story yet? Tsk. We truly live in a god damn society alright!”
“Uh… what’s going on? Are you okay?”
“Am I okay? AM I OKAY! What do you think! We live in a society where cute pictures are valued over written words.” Like I give a shit about that. I’m all for cute pictures too. I just thought I’d stumbled upon an ingenious way to get my job done with minimal effort, but it was a damn bust. A dead end.
“Haaaah. Sorry, I’ll take this seriously now. You wanted to NTR the world, right? Okay, the way you can achieve this is simple. Become an idol that everyone loves and adores. Once you’ve captured the masses’ hearts, you just need to go on a show broadcasted across the globe and start fucking some random ugly fat pig. If you want to add insult to injury, you can use an actual pig and a lard ass human Pillsbury Doughboy, that should really let the NTR marinate deep into the bones of everyone across the globe.”
“OHH! That’s not a bad plan. I can already picture their faces of agony in my head as I’m being slammed against the ground from the front and back in such a manner.”
“Great, now get lost.”
Stupid AI, what the hell was with those shitty answers? I could hire a team of heavenly monkeys and put him in front of typewriters and one of them would come up with a better answer than that.
Eh? Wait a minute. What sort of answer did I just give that last chick again? I was too distracted by my disappointment in the AI that I wasn’t paying attention to what I was actually saying.
Let’s see, there was something about NTR, the world, becoming an idol, a pig, and... Pillsbury Doughboy? Huh? How does any of that go together into a question and answer? Well, whatever, not my problem. It probably wasn’t anything too bad. I’d remember if it was.
god how do i have s*x with the ENTIRE planet
You have two option. You may either shrink the world to the size of a baseball. At this point, you mast slowly and carefully squeeze it to the shape of a dildo, at which point you push it into yourself. The other option is you make yourself grow to where the earth is the relative size of a baseball, and then do the same thing
@Wolfmaster Pull of a Kiara from fate and use the heaven's hole.
Just for fun I decided to input a scenario I was requested to do instead of just a single question to see what an AI would spit out and honestly, I don't know what to say lol.
Input: A hot normal looking goddess walks in to see God for advice but immediately turns into a crazy yandere who falls in love with him at first sight. She is the type to stab anyone that dares to cross her.
Output Round 1: The chapter jumps between the last two chapters of KoK, so i'll have to wait until the next volume to get them. By the way, their chapter is named The Open Skies, where Christ disappears for a while and everyone decides to wait for a while so he can appear in heaven with them.
"The time has finally come! The Twilight God sends the Black Line into the Sky of Righteousness! Thus in this City, at this Place, a God was finally born. Let's see just how powerful he is!"
While the series was still
Output Round 2: That is until he confesses to her.
[From Hau~ Omochikaeri!]
Output Round 3: You may be thinking "c'mon....she's a one-off character!" Yes but she is a stock character. Such as Kai from Touhou. Now I'll be honest: I don't love this person and don't wish to be her. Even the designers themselves have said that in addition to being a one-off, she doesn't really fit with Touhou's mood. Here is why: She's a lonely schoolgirl in the middle of a harsh society, who's lonely, who doesn't fit in and is the type that seems to have everything. She can't do anything with her love
Output Round 4: Interestingly enough, she doesn't attack the male protagonist who becomes her master and loves her but does do the opposite to the male protagonist's girlfriend who didn't want to get involved with him in the first place. The Yandere MC was also very good but I liked the person who shares the same name as a serial killer, Hideki Hanazawa.
After four main arcs of 13 episodes each (each shorter than most anime is planned to be) I realised why this anime is so good. The storytelling in this anime
Output Round 5: Having a focus on beating people senseless rather than protecting people, it is not surprising to find someone so twisted in emotions and sick that she wants to kill everyone within a 100-meter radius. She is even capable of not feeling fear, and thinks nothing of killing whoever she feels threatened by. That is not to say she is not determined to fight to the end. She would be the first one to punch her sword through a person's head if she has a reason to.
Satan is a woman known by different
Output Round 6: She looks up to God and is willing to do anything to prove herself.A god of love/datadog, who happens to be the weakest heroine of the bunch. Doesn't seem to be human, or herself at all, but just an anime fantasy representation. Her shtick is that she constantly solves mysteries, but she always leaves the scene before she can prove anything.A heavenly little guy. This guy is very much about his perception of the world, rather than the world's perception of him. This whole "it's my world" thing
Output Round 7: Her smell is so dirty and gross that even God is turned into the dog he always wished he was.
Saturn Girl
The mistress of Venus turns out to be a whiny, likeable, and annoying nun who gets hurt and then heals her wounds with her wits and constant sarcasm. She will enjoy wasting your time.
Comedy/Drama
Literature
Live-Action TV
Tabletop Games
Video Games
Webcomics
Web Original
Western Animation
Real Life
Output Round 8: She doesn't even bother with clothes, she just grabs anything on the floor and runs around barefoot and naked in public. In the manga, we've seen that she is unbelievably good at running on the moon's surface. But God don't like earth and wants her to move to heaven where she has the perfect time to hug him and let him smell the sweet smelling moon and everything.
Output Round 9: She gets impatient and screams at everyone around her. It will probably be easier to understand if you take a look at a youtube video of her the first time she was played in this manga. You can decide for yourself if she's cute or crazy. You probably don't want to leave home with this crazy girl as she could be killing anyone you call a friend.
The Beagle Boys (Legend of the Beagle Boys – Manga)
The Beagle Boys are best known for being the fan favorite mascot character of Kanan Jones. He's
OK I stopped reading on output 2, is this important for the continuation of the story? and if yes i will read again when the film adaptation comes out
@Shirayuki lol no not important at all. It's just something random I tried out for fun. The AI actually gradually started to get closer to matching the scene. They're learning... perhaps one day us writers will truly become obsolete lol.
@KiraMinoru Did you consider writing the scenario I asked for?
@Animelovernumber1 Yes I have. It's among the list I'm going through. It will likely be the 20th consultation. I do every request without exception. When it's a scenario it takes more effort to do it in a style I'd do it than a simple question. Questions are pretty easy as the possibilities are endless in terms of interpretation.