Suddenly black smoke that appeared out of nowhere surrounded me and started entering my bones, and it hurt like hell. the pain got so extreme that i fell on the ground unconscious. the process was probably very long because by the time i woke up the torch had stopped giving off light and had extinguished, i estimated that it had taken about 2 to 3 hours, that fucking system could've at least warned about the extreme goddamn pain that came in the evolution process. after i finished shit talking the system in my head and hoping that the evolution was worth the pain and was something good, i checked my notifications.

[evolution process ongoing...]

[checking user for sentience: sentience found]

[proceeding]

[checking user's most known element: element found]

[checking user's class: class found]

[checking user's most known natural element: element found]

[checking user's necromancer affiliation: none]

[cannot proceed]

[changing user's evolution entity: entity changed]

[evolution success]

[you have been upgraded to: Small Humanoid Acid Golem]

...

...

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?"

"GREAT. Now i am even farther from a human being, instead of being made of  bones i am made of stone, fucking wonderful."

"the upgrades better be fucking worth it!"

______________________________

Name: Wilhelm Mallwitz

Race: Small Humanoid Acid Golem

Class: Mage

Level: 15

1,235/15,736

HP: 75 / 75

DEF: 55

STR: 40

Agility: 34

Mana: 50/50

Magic Power: 32

[Spells]:

[Acid Ball]

Creates an Acid Ball that heads in the direction currently facing

Damage on impact: 16

Deals 2 damage per second if the acid is not removed.

Cost: 5 Mana

[Skills]:

[Lesser Immortality : Passive] this skill can only be used once a day, activates when you are about to die. Effects: Regenerates and Heals you fully, and denies all damage for 5 seconds.

[Lesser Regeneration : Passive] Regenerates 7 Health every 55 seconds

[Night Vision : Passive] You can see in the dark

[Enraged Level 5 : Active] When activated 6 mana will be spent, Lasts 2 hours. Effects: Rises strength by 13, agility by 26, and will ignore 14 % damage from all attacks temporalily.

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"well at least the upgrades are decent, and i got a spell too so that is good, but WHY THE FUCK DOES MY RACE SPELL SHAG WHEN COMPACTED INTO THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH WORD?!!?!?"

"ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY SYSTEM?!" after yelling that much and getting out of me, i tried calming down while waiting for the system's response."

[yes there actually is, its something you humans say quite often in your world.]

with slight irritation in my voice i asked "mhm, and whats that?"

[lol]

"....?@!$##@#!?!"