Omake 1: A normal thing for women.

 

Hmm…you know, I’ve been thinking about something, darling.

"Oh? And what’s that, dear?"

Well, if you think about it, it’s been a little bit more than a month since I came to this world and—

"That’s right, dear! I totally forgot about that with everything that was happening! Still, let me cook you something special to celebrate!"

Really?! I can’t wait to try out your cooking, but...

"But?"

You see, as I said, it has been a little bit more than a month since I reincarnated here...

In this…female body.

So…ammm…I was wondering if…err…well…if I was going to experience what every woman goes through every month. Or could it be that…ahaha…man this is embarrassing…

“Take your time~~.”

Yes…

Could it be that it’s different because of my race…? Ah, it’s not as if I’m looking forward to it or anything like that, I’m not, even more so since all my female coworkers seemed to just hate it…but you know…

"Fufufufu~~."

Hey! Don't laugh!

“Aww, but you’re so adorable! I can’t help it! Fufufufu~~.”

“A-Adorable…?!! Stop it! Don’t make me blush even further!”

“Fufufuhaha…ahaha…alright, I won’t laugh anymore, dear.”

Grrr…we’ll see about that…

“Ahem…anyways…I haven’t felt anything yet, but I’m still curious! So…that’s it. That’s what has been on my mind.”

"Then, you have nothing to worry about, dear."

“Really?”

"Yes! The women of this world came up with so many ways to deal with it in the past that it has become a non-issue by now. They have pills and potions that can completely turn it ‘off’ when needed and without any drawback. There’s even a great variety of spells to deal with any of the symptoms since everyone experiences it in a different manner. And they are all available for free in many of the Church’s temples, stores, and hospitals, just like any other of the supplies needed.”

Phew…

"That is…if you belong to the people of the races."

Eh?

Wait…

"For Dragon Lords...well…"

This bad feeling...

"…good luck laying non-fertilized eggs, dear! Just remember to push!"

“HAAAAAH?!!!”

E-E-EGGS?!! P-PUSH?!! THAT HAS TO BE A LIE! EVEN IF IT MAKES SOME STRANGE SENSE!!!

"Fufufufu~~, I will leave you to it, dear."

HEY! WHERE ARE YOU DISSAPERING TO?! No…wait…WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

NERINNE?!

NERINNEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

END

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Omake 2: Add mental damage to that damaged goods list.

 

"Ah, there you are, Master. I wanted to consult you about something and if I may ask, could you come with me to the library? It will make things easier.”

Hm? Mika? If I remember correctly, she was supposed to be in the Capital buying books to fill the library, right?

Oh well, this just means that she has returned from that already.

"Of course."

In any case, since I was just having a little stroll through the castle halls, I see no harm saying that and accompanying her to the now growing library of my castle.

And so, after a short stroll where we exchanged some small talk about books in general, we have reached the castle’s library.

By the way she likes to read books about historical drama in her free time.

"I wanted to ask this because if what Eternal Winter said is true and Violet Death was indeed the oldest of the living Dragon Lords, then that means that there are numerous legends that could be attributed to her."

"Umu. That is certainly very plausible."

So I say as I watch Mika bring some really thick books from the shelves that are a few meters away from where I’m sitting and puts them on the table in front of me. All of them have titles referring to the legends of Arte like ‘Legends of the Ancient Age and before’ or ‘The Legend Compendium: Dragon Lord Edition’ and so on.

I’m so reading those tonight! There’s nothing better than reading the legends of an isekai while being in the isekai!

"And within those aforementioned legends are references to old artifacts and powerful weapons that if proven real would be invaluable in so many ways. As such, my question revolves around those, Master. For the sake of adding to not only my pool of knowledge but the world’s, I would very much like for Master to tell me if Violet Death used any of the following artifacts or weapons."

That should be easy. After all, she was screaming their names every time she summoned them.

"Hooh~~ very well."

With a slight nod and a smile full of interest I respond to Mika’s words, and she nods before grabbing one of the books and opening it at a certain page without needing a bookmarker.

"Before we start, I would appreciate it if Master could also tell me the state they were left in after the battle. That is, if she used them of course.”

"Of course."

Come on! Shoot! I want to see that amazed face of yours when I tell you those legendary weapons did exist!

"Then, let’s begin, Master. First, here you can see the legendary lightning artifacts said to have belonged to an ancient elemental being. The Arms of Durg."

"She used them, and they have been destroyed."

Immediate response, of course.

"Guh!"

Hm?

"Is something wrong, Mika?"

She looked as if she had received a gut punch, is she alright?

"I-I am fine Master...let's just move on. N-next is the shield of a legendary Titan from an age long gone, one that could nullify all attacks. Titanus Shield."

"She also used it and it was destroyed too."

"Gh!"

Again? Not only that but she’s now even biting her lip…

"Do you wish for Gabrielle or any of the others to come see what is wrong?"

"Hahaha...no, no, it is nothing Master, really...n-nothing..."

It sure doesn't seem like nothing...

"Really?"

"Yes, yes. Where were we? Ah, yes…the third ancient object…this one is the sword of a being of legend said to have lived inside a burning mountain deep in the Lost Continent. Its name…Surt's Cleaver."

"Destroyed like the other two."

"Ghh!!! Master!!"

"...!! Yes?!"

Woah?! She looks furious! What did I do?!

"Do you have any idea of how valuable those ancient objects were?! Not just historically speaking, but even arcane-wise and in terms of forgotten crafting techniques!! They are objects that are beyond being treasures!”

Eeeeeeek! I’m soooorrryyyyy!!

“Master, you are going to write a paper about the importance of ancient weapons and artifacts as an apology or I will be very mad!! Understood?!!"

"Y-Yes…! Of course…!"

She already seems very mad to me, but I’m not pointing that out at all! Nope!

Still, this really wasn’t the reaction I was looking for...

So scary…

 

END

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Omake 3: His revelation

 

TheREALGOD0001 has joined the forum chat!

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Welcome! I'm one of the admins of this forum! As you can see this is a community made up of those who love all things anime, comics, games, manga, and everything in between. Well, we have food-porn too, but that is on Tuesdays. Lol. As a welcoming ritual of sorts, we ask three questions to the newcomers. Don't worry, these are mostly for fun and gauging interests! Are you up for it? =3

NYANKO69: No need to be shy~~, nyan. We won't judge you~~, nyan.

DEFEnselessTSUN: Right, unless you don't like Tomoe-chan. Then I will judge you with all the wrath of gawd!! Heh, gawd. Lolololol.

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Don't worry, this is just how this weeb acts here.

TheREALGOD0001: It is fine. I will answer the questions.

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Perfect! First, how did you find this forum?

TheREALGOD0001: I know the…hmmm…"Ghost Admin"...was it?

NYANKO69: EdgyBREASTS-senpai?! No way, nyan!

DEFEnselessTSUN: Where the hell is that uncultured bastard? He has not posted in here for months! Not even in his spam thread, the waifu thread!

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: What they said...and I am sorry to ask IRL stuff in here, but is he alright? It is not normal for him to not post here or abandon his admin duties...

TheREALGOD0001: Ah. I do not know if he would be mad at me for telling you this, but since all of you seem genuinely concerned about him...I shall tell you. He...

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: He...?

NYANKO69: He, nyan?

DEFEnselessTSUN: Come onnnn!

TheREALGOD0001: He is working abroad, in a place where there’s no internet. But do not worry, he is happy, he has a very, VERY, capable girlfriend–no I guess they are three now...and two beautiful daughters. He also has a house of his own, is debt free, and he even has maids. Truly, you do not need to be concerned about him anymore.

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: …

NYANKO69: ^._.^

DEFEnselessTSUN: O_O

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: THAT FUCKING HARDCORE BASTARD OF A WEEB WENT NORMIE?!! NO!! HE WENT FULL HAREM MC?!!

NYANKO69: EXPLODE, NYAN! HE SHOULD EXPLODE!!

DEFEnselessTSUN: AAAAAAH!! I WANT TO BE HIM SO MUCH!! MAIDS?! HE HAS MAIDS?! FFS!!! I WANT MAIDS!!! I WANT THEM TO CALL ME MASTER!! I WANT TO ORDER THEM INTO DOING LEWD THINGS!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAMN YOU!!

TheREALGOD0001: Erm...so about the other question...

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Right...sorry about that.  Would you take part in a plan to take control of the world if your fantasy waifu or monster girl was discovered to be real?

TheREALGOD0001: Now that is quite the coincidence! I came here to ask about something similar! But...plan to take control of the world?

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Muhuhuhuh! Glad you asked! You know how many of us nerds after managing to overcome the crushing depression that is being aimless after college end up in good positions by coincidence? Of course, not all of us but some do and that starts a chain reaction!

They seek those who think alike and thus the cycle starts! That is not to say that they are presidents or kings or CEOs, well that last one is the exception, a member of the forum is using his company to fund Cat-girl Research.

DEFEnselessTSUN: A man of the future!

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Anyways! Those super big positions are normally taken by the people who went out to parties and paid us to write their thesis! Those whose parents kickstarted them! And more!! The normies!! We, meanwhile, do all the work! We are their assistants, their people of ideas, their accountants, their system managers and so on. They might get all the credit while lazing around like the normies they are, but we do all the work!

WE HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE BANKS!! THE MONEY OF EVERYONE IS BELONG TO US!! IT COULD BE SAID THAT WE ALREADY MOVE THE WORLD!! MUHUHUHUHUHH!! So, if something like an elf community was discovered somewhere in the world, we would enact the plan and protect those ELVISH WAIFUS AND HUSBANDOS!! NO EXPERIMENTATION BY NON-NERD SCIENTISTS THAT ONLY WANT MONEY! NO SLAVERY BY OLD STOOGES THAT SHOULD EXPLODE FOR EVEN CONSIDERING SLAVERY!! OR WORSE!! ORGAN HARVESTING JUST SO THOSE BASTARDS CAN TRY TO LIVE LONGER!! GO DIE ALREADY YOU OLD GHOUL!! YOU ARE ON YOUR SEVENTH HEART ALREADY!!

TheREALGOD0001: That sounds...not possible and biased? I understand the power of change nerds can bring, I really do. I have seen it myself. But that…is that not dangerous? Even talking about it here on the internet could be dangerous, right?

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Ehhh, don't worry about it. All the agents that are in charge of watching these types of forums are full members of this one. So, we get no flak from that side.

Also, we have members in high places. Like…there are ones that are converting their bosses to waifuism or getting them to attend DnD sessions. We even have one member that managed to convince the president of their country to gift them a signed and very official letter of him ceding control of the nation to our member if fantasy races were ever discovered alive.

DEFEnselessTSUN: LOL.

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Our member said that his presi-boss did it as a birthday present for all the times they saved his ass, can you believe it? Lolololololol. Of course, it is a joke but still. It is kind of fun to role-play a secret society and so on. After all there is no way fantasy races actually exist.

NYANKO69: Right, nyan~~! My banker boss is so dumb with his passcodes that he makes me carry around a handwritten book with all of them, nyan~~! Is it safer against hackers that way, nyan~~? Yes, kinda, nyan~~! But I have so much control over the systems that I could make a million moneys disappear without a trace every weekend, nyan~~! This is way more complicated than it sounds, nyan~~! So it just happens in my imagination, nyan~~!

TheREALGOD0001: That is...yes, it should remain in your imagination, never in reality...because he would know it was you...

DEFEnselessTSUN: Heh, love it when noobs get all common-sense with Nyanko even with all those "nyans".

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: You reacted in the same manner, Defenseless...

DEFEnselessTSUN: No, I didn’t.

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Yes, yes, you did.

DEFEnselessTSUN: Nope.

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Whatever…so, you in, RealGod?

TheREALGOD0001: Seeing as it is an innocent, even if a little extreme, role play, yes.

DEFEnselessTSUN: WELCOME TO THE MAID CULT!! ASJKLABLKAEAYTHAKFKJFNA!

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Dammit, Defenseless! I have told you lots of times that this is not a cult and that that’s not the name of our secret society!

DEFEnselessTSUN: WHY NOT?! WE SHOULD MAKE EVERY MEMBER HERE A MAID! THAT WAY I CAN ACHIEVE WHAT THAT EDGY OPPAI LOVER DID IRL!! WE ALL CAN!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!! THAT IS NOT WHAT THE WAIFU SOCIETY IS ABOUT!!

NYANKO69: Sorry about these two, nyan~~. They are always like this when it comes to this little roleplay of ours, nyan~~.

TheREALGOD0001: It is of no problem. Furthermore, I got the answer to the question I wanted to ask here, so my gratitude is at hand. I shall respond with full honesty to the next question.

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: Wow, what a change in tone...so formal! Very well! Here’s the last, most important question of them all! Who is besto girl?!

NYANKO69: Yes, who is besto girl, nyan~~?

DEFEnselessTSUN: Come on noob, tell us!

TheREALGOD0001: Hmm, you know he asked me the same thing back when I last saw him. I thought it amusing to not tell him but show him that I knew the answer. But as I gave my word to you, I shall tell you all the answer I did not give him. After all, what could go wrong?

AbsoluteTHIGHS784: A flag.

NYANKO69: That's definitely a flag, nyan~~.

DEFEnselessTSUN: Soooo much flag...

TheREALGOD0001: The one who is best girl is—

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A few days later, after such interaction took place, I have come to a realization…

It seems that what I, Yawue, said in that forum has caused some unintended stir in my world...

It has even grown to the point that it is on national news.

"This is Bob Kronika!"

"And I am Darcy Taypee."

“"And this is NCC NEWS!””

“The first news of the night is…something is happening amongst the otaku community...? Seriously? Are we really reporting on those weirdoes…? Alright. Something is happening amongst the otaku community. Some even call it a revelation from God himself. Yes, you heard that right. A revelation from the Big Guy in heaven. It seems this originated in the chat of a certain forum whose name we cannot disclose for some unknown reason.

“The answer to the question of 'Who is besto girl?' of a certain member has been considered so shockingly true that everyone who has read it can only think of it as an absolute truth, as gospel even. This has caused an uproar all over the world, as people from different walks of life find themselves agreeing with that answer. Even people completely unrelated to the otaku world have accepted it after hearing it just once. With people saying that they feel it all over their beings that it is right. That it gives them a sense of faith and clarity so overwhelming that it makes one feel as if God is behind those words. Even I am feeling that as I read who is besto girl right in the teleprompter...damn, she really is besto girl...that—"

…

Hmm…how unexpected…he does seem overwhelmed by it.

I am truly sorry about this happening, but I am also quite curious at the same time.

"It seems Bob here is experiencing some issues. That is normal, the word of our Lord is sometimes…overwhelming. In other news, biologists have found what looks to be ruins under Germany’s Black Forest. They did so while looking for the reason as to why that same forest remains as one of the few green areas in our polluted world. What is interesting here…is that the archeologists and historians that arrived there after such discovery was done gave one of the strangest preliminary conclusions for the origins of such ruins. And that is my dear viewers, that they are of Elven origin.

“That’s right. As in elves. According to them, underground scans reveal structures like those of elven cities shown in the popular ancient novel ‘The First True Crusade', an old text found in Jerusalem back in the 1980's. It is believed to be one, if not the oldest fantasy story ever written, with even highly detailed illustrations of structures and cities of various races believed to be just fantasy. But now...maybe there is some truth behind it all? For more on this, we’ll have a live interview at eight with the three leads of this archeological project, the lead archaeologist Naomi Polo, lead biologist Ogeid Zendm, and lead historian Kalios Argento! Please look forward to it!"

Argento…I see…so the death of his son just served for him to focus even more on his work and leave his remaining daughter to grieve alone…no…considering the subject of this, perhaps this is him grieving and honoring him in some manner…

Either way…I cannot judge him as my sins are greater than his…even in that aspect…

But I digress.

If this is the future that ended up surpassing every other possibility, then let us see if my hopes can be realized in this century.

Oh world of mine, a new chapter in your tale is about to begin.

 

 

To be...continued?