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  • Horror movies - Why are we so dumb?
  • The Orange Man - I can’t stand him. ‘Ain’t’? Don’t you mean ‘isn’t that’?
  • The smell of tuna - I am not alone on this one: a friend agrees. It's worse than cat food (and that's horrible)
  • The tastes of dog food - Don’t ask. I’d rather not recall it.
  • Snow angels - It’s not that I don’t like the concept, it’s just the process of making them. My jacket’s always north-pole cold.
  • Dobe - The elf had scared me since I saw the movies. It ruined me- I thought he’d be a human with pointed ears and a smile- but he’s a literal, yucky elf.
  • Money - It’s all materialistic. What about what’s in here?
  • Tapping the desk - Stop, just STTOOP. It’s almost like it’s raining for God’s sake!
  • Smacking - Your mouth can close for a reason.
  • People who tell me to stop smoking - You know who you are. Can you shut up?
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