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- Casper - Everyone used to tell me Casper was the friendliest chap. Doubtful. What can a ghost do to befriend me? Scare off the mice in my apartment?
OwlsBetter idea: People who massage me, random strangers! No lie, this happened yesterday, so I’m writing it down now: I’m with a girl on a train and she just rubs my shoulders and asks why I’m tense. I had moved as soon as possible.- Lawyers - They’re estimators, not calculators.
- Rabbits - They ruined my world.
- Dead rabbits in a cage - I don’t like rabbits that have been killed by a curious bear cub, especially when you have a boy who will be wanting the rabbit back.
- Dust - It clogs your lungs and makes it hard to breathe.
- Metamorphosis - Imagine changing your form because the world told you to.
- Action movies - The people are incredibly athletic and almost deniably intelligent, don’t we all have flaws?
- Sandwich bags - They never actually fit my sandwiches in. Understandably, they’re large, but the bag should learn to open up; that’s its job.
- Plastic dolls - Who would make a doll out of plastic? Isn’t that a choking hazard?
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