Dragon King's Harem Chapter 37. Warm Me Up
I opened my eyes. Slowly, the sight of a luxurious bed canopy began to clear in my sight. I paused for a moment staring at the foreign sight as I tried to recollect my thoughts.
'Right ... I'm a dragon king now.' This still felt strange to me since this was the second time I opened my eyes here. And rather than reality I still felt like I was dreaming.
My gaze shifted to the window near my bed and saw the sun was shining brightly from there.
'What time is it?' I remembered I already asked Eir to wake me up at noon and judging from the sunlight, it should have around that time. I moved my hands as I tried to get up, but I could feel something warm pressed against me by my sides. I turned to my sides alternately and found Sela and Evelina fast asleep beside me.
'What are they doing here?'
I moved my feet slightly to slide my body upwards, but suddenly I realized something else, I couldn't feel my trousers. Intrigued, I moved my tail to open my blanket and peeked inside, and found I was naked. Well, I was not completely naked, since I still was wearing my shirt. But since all the buttons were open, it was the same as completely being naked. My tail dropped as I tried to recollect my thoughts once again.
'Did I do something to them before I sleep?' I thought. But as I remembered, I was too tired after getting out of the Ancestral Chamber and finally fell asleep or rather passed out after giving my order to Eir. Besides, I remembered even though I did let them in, I thought they would leave after Evelina checked me and made sure I was okay. I never thought they would sleep beside me like this.
Slowly, I pulled my body upwards and leaned on the headboard.
"Ng ..." grunted Evelina. She opened her eyes slowly and looked at me.
"Your Majesty..." She got up and sat beside me.
"Did I wake you up?" I asked.
"Uh ..." Sela's grunt sound came accompanied by movement at my other side. Just like Evelina, she got up and sat beside me.
"Good morning, Your Majesty," she said in a half sleepy tone.
"It's almost noon already," I said.
"But it's morning for Sela," said Sela as she leaned her head on my shoulder.
I sighed since I knew Sela always acted like this around Argod.
"Since both of you are awake. Tell me what happened? Why am I naked? Why are you sleeping beside me?" I knew they didn't mean to hurt me, it was just that their actions were too bold considering my status as king. Even though Evelina was my wife, usually one needed my permission to either climb onto my bed or serve me, let alone, to take off all my clothes and make me completely naked like this. Rather than a rule, this was an etiquette in Igixar. This etiquette was not without reason, but it was established to avoid competition between the king's harem members. If the king's wives could climb onto the bed and sleep beside him as they pleased then the king's favourite woman would use this opportunity to interfere every time the king having sex with the other women, which would likely to trigger unhealthy competition in the harem. As for the king himself, he had another etiquette to keep his harem healthy. At least he should sleep or spend a night with each member of his harem once a month. This was to be done so that the king gave his attention to his harem members equally, unless the king was travelling for a long period or if the king was busy or sick.
Their faces turned red in embarrassment.
"That's ..." Evelina just said a word but then she pressed her lips.
"Your Majesty, it was Sela's fault ..." Sela admitted.
"When we wiped your body, Sela accidentally took off your underwear. Since we were afraid you would be cold, we decided to warm you up."
Evelina bowed her head in guilt.
"Forgive our impudence, Your Majesty. Our only aim was to clean your body, but we didn't expect it would end like this ..." she said.
"If you only cleaned me, why did you need to take off my trousers?" I asked with a frown. Usually, if the king was too tired, his wives or maids would only his upper part, not his lower part.
They exchanged glances in guilt since even though their original aim was to check whether there was another wound on Argod's lower body or not, they couldn't deny ... They also wanted to see and clean up 'the other'.
"Tell me," I asked since they didn't make a sound.
"We just want to make sure your lower part is all right, Your Majesty," Sela replied in an apologetic tone.
"It's that all?" I asked in disbelief.
They fell silent again, their faces flushed in embarrassment.
'Ah, I see.' I quickly understood why they did it. I didn't expect even though they looked shy, they had the courage to do it. Well, I didn't mind it, but still ... Doing this without my permission was not appropriate.
"You don't need to say it. I already know why you did it. It is inappropriate, so I will punish both of you," I said in a casual tone.
"You will punish us?" Sela said in objection. Although there was a clear disappointment on her face, her hands hugged my body tightly, as if she didn't want to lose me.
I turned to Sela and smirked.
"Of course. What makes you think I'm going to let this slide?"
"But ---" Sela pressed her lips and lowered her head since she realized Argod's words were true. Even though this seemed a trivial thing, it was related to basic harem etiquette and they broke it. There was a sense of regret why she couldn't keep her attitude and fear that Argod would cancel his intention to make her his wife.
"Your Majesty, let me accept this punishment," said Evelina. Sela was not Argod's wife yet, while Evelina had seen Sela's sincerity for Argod clearly when she served him earlier. If Argod punished Sela by cancelling his intention, she was sure that Sela would be very depress.
I turned to Evelina.
"It is you and Sela who made this mistake, of course, I have to punish both of you," I said in a relaxed tone. My finger moved to get rid of some strands of Evelina's hair on her forehead, down to her cheek and stopped in front of her lips.
"Or do you want me to be an unjust king?" I said with a smirk.
"No, Your Majesty ..." Evelina answered.
"Fine, since you understand it. I'll tell you your punishment," I said.
After hearing my words, Sela and Evelina got off the bed and knelt facing me. Their heads bowed in guilt. It was a formal position for the guilty awaiting punishment from the king or the lord. While I sat on the side of the bed in front of them confidently, my sleeping cock was clearly visible in front of them.
"Evelina Lavinia Iaoth, Sela Akerra Notilda, because of your impudence and inappropriate manner, I will punish you ---" Sela and Evelina closed her eyes in tension. Their hearts were beating fast.
"--- to warm me up," I said in a casual tone.
As soon as they heard my words, they lifted their heads and looked at me in surprise since it clearly wasn't a punishment. And I replied with a smile.
"I hope you understand what I mean," I said with a teasing smirk. Then my expression turned serious.
"But still ... This is the last time I give you a light sentence like this. You must follow the etiquette and must not repeat it again," I added.
Sela and Evelina were relieved by my words and quickly lowered their heads.
"We understand, Your Majesty." A smile appeared on their lips.
I waved my hands upwards, ordering them to get up and they obeyed my orders. Then I extended my hands to them.
"Shall we start it?" I asked.
"Yes, Your Majesty," they said with smiles.
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@Blyayman Cookie x78
Beautifull art
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x79
Have some more
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@Blyayman Cookie x80
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x81
*Culture intensifies!*
@Zailo95 Cookie x82
What could go wrong?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x83
idk
@Blyayman Cookie x84
Always more than you think
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie Blob Cookie x85
Probably
@Blyayman x86
see, things went wrong with your emoticon. More than possible goes wrong.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x87
I see, you missed your cookie too
@Blyayman Cookie x88
OH NO, everything is going wrong, quick ensure your own savety!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex89
sh*t is this the reason we haven't seen zailo
@Blyayman Cookie x90
Atleast one of us is smart.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x 91
I don’t dare partake in the forbidden fruit
@Zailo95 Cookie x92
HE IS BACK!!! Welcome back friend!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x93
Brother you see... I was never gone
@Zailo95 Cookie x94
but than why the quiet?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex95
...
@Blyayman Cookie x96
uhhhh... cookie?
@Zailo95 Cookie x97
What on Earth ARE YOU DOIN WITH MA COOKIES!!??!
@Eragon234 Cookie x98
a new person. welcome, welcome. I am sharing your cookies with our friends.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiesx99
The little blonde took a whole jar from my stores
@Eragon234 Cookie x100
and still shared it with us. I do not see the problem.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x101
Uh,no! I swear these cookie were bought by me!
@Zailo95 Cookie x102
As long as I get a cookie I am not complaining.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x 103
I think you got a lot of cookies buddy
@Zailo95 Cookie x104
I indeed have gotten a lot, but one can never have enough
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x105
that’s a valid point
@Zailo95 Cookie x106
So lets raid an other store, I got the money to pay for the cookies so, no stealing!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x 107
Bet, It’s your treat! Beware I have expensive taste
@Zailo95 Cookie x108
I never said you would not pay back
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x109
we crossed 100 baby
@Blyayman Cookie x110
that statement is correct
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x111
I wonder how long this cookie train is gonna be.
@Zailo95 Cookie x112
Until all but one person does not care about having the last spot.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x112
So... forever?
@Zailo95 Cookie x113
well eragon already dropped out, and at some point we will lose our log in and Can not be bothered to make a new account. Or this chap is going to disapear.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex114
Yeah what he said
@Blyayman Cookie x115
I have said many great things, what one are you refering to?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD CookieX115
Hah that's what you think I'm just waiting until the lot of you give up and then I shall be the owner of this cookie train.muawahahahaHahahahahahah
Secret cookie x116 server lag is annoying
@Eragon234 Cookiex117
Yo cookie appeared twice lol and I was referring to how you said this cookie train will probably end
@DeathDog Cookie x120
guys we need to stay on an accurate count.
@DeathDog Cookie x122
guys we need to stay consistent.
@DeathDog Cookie x124
you keep forgetting the “Cookie” text.
@DeathDog Cookie x126
But I heard it
@DeathDog Cookiex128
we are keeping track of how many replies this threat has by counting cookies
@DeathDog Cookie x130
We do not skip numbers cuz we are counting how long we are doing this for.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x 131
FRIENDS! I HAVE RETURNED
@Zailo95 CookieX132
*Cocks revolver,points at the back of your head and says*:With everything said and done. I think it's time to....thin the crowd abit. Don't you?There's no hard feeling just you're the only one here at the moment. I know you're probably filled with questions. But I believe there's only one question left to ask. Do yaa feel lucky? Well? Do ya.....punk? * All the while my expression went from somber to downright maniacal by the last word.*
@Eragon234 Cookie x134
*gets a heart attack*
Me: Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance
*Touches chest inside the jacket*
*Pulls out bfg*
But not for me
@Blyayman CookieX135
Confused but still holding @Zailo95 at gun point I say : Who da f*ck are you?And why do you have a miniature version of Roalds big friendly giant. It's a little cute. Is that supposed to be a threat? *with a look says is this guy fo real*:Lady I can blast yo sorry ass to infinity and beyond. Do Not TEMPT ME!!!
@DeathDog Cookie x137
*hides in a bunker* that went from 0 to 100 way too fast , here every one take a cookie and calm down for a minute ?.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie X138
You know this was supposed to be a joke;I say while looking at a box with airstrike written on it falling on us. Poking @Zailo95 in the shoulder I look around at her face and realize she fainted quite along time ago.:And she's still standing. Impressive. Well let's get u outta here. *Saying that I throw Zailo over my shoulder like a sack o potatoes and walk away while throwing a couple of live grenades into the bunker that's next to us.
@Eragon234 Cookiex139
*no longer has a bunker above his head to project him from the box with airstrike written on it* *BONK* *faints in an room with a cookie supply big enough to last a few years (even for us)*
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex140
This took a long time to go through
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x141
and it is all fun and games . I wonder if this is the longest comment threat on this site.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex142
I wouldn't doubt it.
@Skie_ExceFall CookieX143
I messed up
@Skie_ExceFall CookieX143
I messed up
@Eragon234 Cookiex144
Which one did you mess up???
@Skie_ExceFall CookieX145
Read the comment below
@Eragon234 Cookiex146
You Monster!
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie X147
You cannot fault me as I am the provider of the cookie jar through which all of this is possible.
@Eragon234 Cookiex148
Woah, You got a big Cookie Jar...Gimme
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie X149
*insert bugs bunny no gif
@Eragon234 Cookiex150
Woohoo 150 Cookies, also why you keep sending things twice??
@Skie_ExceFall CookieX151
server lag I think
@Eragon234 CookieX152
Okie
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x154
it seems like one of the server langs remained, now we need to readust the counter.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex155
It's okay, the more cookies the better!
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x156
that is indeed true, but somehow the others do not always see that we are here to share cookies with friends
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex157
Yes, it is sad no one else is here to share cookies with...
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie X158
Hey I was only angry that zailo took my cookies without my permission. Anyways it's fine now since she earned the jar afterwards.
@Eragon234 Cookie x159
that is nice to hear
@Eragon234 Cookiex159
YOU MESSED UP THE COOKIE COUNTING!!!!!!!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex159
YOU MESSED UP THE COOKIE COUNTING!!!!!!!
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie161
please check yourself then mine you might need a bit of rest.
@Eragon234 Cookiex162
I don't know anymore...
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie X163
You also posted your last comment twice
@Eragon234 Cookiex164
Yeah, there seems to be some server lag or something
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x166
am I on the correct count
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex167?
I have no clue....
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie168
yes
@Eragon234 Cookiex169
Yea!
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x170
everything is alright
@DeathDog Cookiex172
How dare you bring maths in to this thread!?!?
@DeathDog Cookiex174
Monster!
@DeathDog Cookiex176
Great now I have to take care of another child on a sugar rush. @Zailo95 you're in the wrong thread this the right one.
@Eragon234 Cookie x177
SUGAR RUSH?!? *starts sharing cookies with extra high sugar contents* IF EVERYBODY IS HYPER THAN NOONE IS!! *starts bouncing around like a bouncing ball with a rocket booster*
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie X178
Alright fine you win. Y'all got around an hour ta hide before I start pumping each and everyone of y'all little squirts with tranq rounds.(for reference I'm dressed as an old wild west cowboy clothes completely decked out with a six shooter a Glock a M105A and a Winchester 1887 model all of them loaded with horse tranq rounds)
@Eragon234 Cookiex179
Come at me...
@Skie_ExceFall CookieX180
lady I can switch these tranqs out for buckshot any time I want. Don't tempt meh.
@Eragon234 Cookiex181
Lmao, I'm not a lady...I just like the picture, oof
@Skie_ExceFall CookieX182
Here we identify gender on the basis of your pfp it matters not what you are in real life you are a woman if you choose momoko a man of you choose kazuma and a trap if you choose astolfo
@Eragon234 Cookiex183
Hmm, ok that's fine with me...BUT you MESSED UP THE COUNT!!!
@Skie_ExceFall CookieX184
Wdym
@Eragon234 Cookiex185
Haha, I know you can edit messages
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x186
edits are used to correct the counts?!? *was heard from a janitor closet togetter with bouncing sounds*
Cookie x2?
do we need to start again until we reach 186 again?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x188
nope, seems like scribblehub just did not load the replies for me.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x189
I guess this is life now
@Zailo95 Cookie x190
it indeed is.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex191
it is what it is
@Blyayman Cookie x192
will we at some point get an admin asking us to stop?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x192
I don’t know… but I will keep going until that point!
@DeathDog Cookie x195
*gets flash backs to all the other times we got of count*
@DeathDog Cookie x196
hahaha! My bad my bad!
@DeathDog Cookie x198
so what are you plans for the weekend?
@DeathDog Cookie x200
can I join in to give them all cookies?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex201
Dis a lot of cookies
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x202
one can never have enough cookies so, this is great :)
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x203
absolute ecstasy
@Zailo95 Cookiex204
you get it
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex205
Still going strong eh
@Blyayman Cookie x206
Mhm
@Zailo95 Cookie x207
cookie remains strong
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex208
You know whenever I see the word cookie it reminds me of that scene from shinometa
@Blyayman CookieX209
How come an admin hasn't had us stop yet? And why do we all come back here? Why are we still here? Just for Cookies?!?All the cookies you guys will hurt like a phantom pain that won't Ever go away!
@Eragon234 Cookiex210
I think the site Can still handle more cookie comments. We keep comming back for more cookies, ALL THE COOKIES.
@Blyayman Cookie x 211
that cookie was filled with Anna’s love.
@Zailo95 Cookiex212
need that cookie tbh.
It's pretty sad tho there won't be another season
@Blyayman cookie x213
People don’t understand “true art”,that anime was the embodiment desire for both genders.
@Zailo95 Cookie x214
Preach brother, people aren't ready for the truth.
Just how people don't get greatness of armpits
@Blyayman Cookiex215
armpits are great, but breast are better imho
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex216
Both, both are good
It seems we have cultured individuals here
@Blyayman Cookie x217
seems like it
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x218
There are people who just focus on breasts (issei hyoudou) but they need to understand that there are multiple things that need to be acknowledged on a woman's body like thighs and butt! People just don't appreciate enough…
@Zailo95 Cookie x219
I agree that only looking at one thing is bad.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x220
There are only true chads in this chat.
@Zailo95 Cookie x221
seems like it.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex222
I'm proud of this community
@Blyayman Cookie x223
me too.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x224
too bad a good bit of the males of this community are going down bad…
@Zailo95 Cookie x225
do you remember at comment 14 When you decided to end the streak? And than I came along
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x226
hm, I think I remember… I dunno since it was 212 comments before this one….
@Zailo95 Cookiex227
Yeah I do remember, but it looks like it's back to the three of us huh
@Blyayman Cookie x228
back to the past group.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x229
It was short lived but I’ll never forget them….
@Zailo95 Cookiex230
Yea
@Blyayman Cookie x231
maybe if we send enough notifications they will come back
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x232
hopefully
@Zailo95 Cookiex233
Stop f*cking acting like I'm dead. Also who's Anna? And yes appreciate every part of your woman's body. Spoil her to death.
@Eragon234 Cookie x234
than why disapear? If you do not want to be declared dead continue the streak.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookiex235
well unfortunately I also have a life I need to focus on
@Eragon234 cookiex236
lifes are not just a myth?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x237
wait… those things exist?
@Zailo95 Cookie x238
seems like it..... Somehow.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x239
Can I buy one, What’s the cost?
@Zailo95 Cookie x240
I have no clue. Getting hit by a truck? ((PLEASE this is a joke and do not commit suicide))
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x241
I think truck-Kun is a god.
@Zailo95 Cookiex242
got any proof?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x242
isekai anime are my proof, nothing can stop truck-Kun from getting to you. Even if he misses you’ll still die plus he is legit every where
he is Omnipresent
@Zailo95 Cookie x243
*remebers a book where the mc dodged the truck 4 times and at the end multiple trucks where used to send him of.* oh, also all the trucks seem to always be white.
@DeathDog Cookiex244
oh....
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x244
yeah, there truck-kuns friends like tractor-Kun and train chan!
@Zailo95 Cookiex245
Pretty sure I read a fanfic where the dude got hit by satellite-chan
@Blyayman Cookie x246
do you know of a fic where someone in the modern world gets kipnabed by a dragon?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x246
I know one similar to that in scribble hub, I forgot the name tho.
@Zailo95 Cookie x247
that feels bad
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x248
this is not good.. we are starting to lose sight of our goal, “making the cookie train as long as possible”
@DeathDog Cookie x250
tree+cookie=?!?!
* hyperventilating*
@Zailo95 Cookie x251
Ask Aeons if he has an idea.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex252
So sorry Yall, I completely forgot bout the train...
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x253
*gasps loudly* How dare you. *brings a giant cookie jar* So with this I will tell you what you mised. *my voice becomes a faint mubeling on the background*
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x254
*Takes cookie from jar* thankies.
@Zailo95 Cookie x255
*looks confused* Why are you interupting my explanation?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex256
@Blyayman Cookie x257
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x258
no more cookie train?
@Capt.Pooper Cookie x259
I was the last person so I could not continue it alone.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x260
Fear not! For I am here!
@Zailo95 Cookie x261
time to set off all the notifications of all the peeps that have joined this threat
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x262
Yessir, they must come back and join the fray!
@Zailo95 Cookie x263
choo choo, all aboard
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x264
They will come at some point!!
@Zailo95 Cookie x265
more people soon (tm)
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD x266
uhm...
@Zailo95 Cookie x267
I think our expectarions ate too high. We should not have hoped for another person.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x268
Do not fear for I am here, I don't even read on this site anymore lol
@Blyayman Cookie x269
it does not matter, as long as you join the train.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x270
yay friends!
@Zailo95 cookie x271
all the friends :D
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x272
Umu
@Zailo95 Cookie x273
they are very good friends, they take only 3 days to respond.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x274
I know right! The last time it actually took months!
@Zailo95 Cookie x275
This is so great, this time only a few hours :D
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x276
Umu umu
@Zailo95 Cookie x277
all the cookie friends!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x278
YAY!
@Zailo95 Cookie x279
how many people would get an alert for each message?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x280
I dont wanna count especially since im in school
@Zailo95 Cookie x281
go and learn.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x282
Learning is hard…
@Zailo95 Cookie x283
that is true
Imma go sleep. Night night.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x283
@Zailo95 Cookie x284
night
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x285
I have come to revive this cookie thread
@LordRimuru Cookie x286
ALL HAIL THE REVIVAL!!!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x287
Please don't tell me we're gonna convince cookies they're better than others and cause a mass murder on any other snacks. Though I'm not entirely sure I'd mind that tbh.
@LordRimuru Cookie x288
what? I understand like half of what you typed. And that half was the individual words.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x289
Cooky supremacy --> Mass genocide on other snacks or whatever u wanna call it
@LordRimuru Cookie x290
ah, now I see. You just missed punctuation. Uhm, no we only collect cookies in jars here to eventually share with friends.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x291
yeah my bad, it's a bit late at night and I didn't feel like punctuation at that moment.
@LordRimuru Cookie x292
I see where you are comming from.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x293
That's creepy
@LordRimuru Cookie x294
and I am also seeing where you are going.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x295
Damn, in that case it wont be a surprise when I visit your house. Too bad
@LordRimuru Cookie x296
that is not even my house, that is one of my observation bunkers.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x297
Oh no, that's not me, it's one of my lab-grown clones
@LordRimuru Cookie x298
But I have confirmed that you reacted on this comment treat.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x299
*Insert Thanos GIF* "Impossible"
@LordRimuru Cookie x300
I do not care what you think is and isn’t impossible. I just do. Also, we have reached 300 cookies.
103x ɘiʞooƆ ᗡOວ_TAЯ_ƎHT_⅃IAH@
!ϱni⑁ɟγɿɘvɘ ɘƨɿɘvɘɿ ƨɟɘl woИ
P.S. @Eragon234 you did cookiex143 twice. Thrice if you include the other thread
@LordRimuru Cookie x302
Afaik I fixed all the miss countings. And only this thread counts.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x303
I'm not entirely sure what you meant with that first sentence. Also, kinda sad that we're the only ones keeping the train on the tracks. Zailo, Eragon and the others have simply given up.
@LordRimuru Cookie x304
I have joined in from comment 30 or so and I have made sure that all people had the correct count even if something went wrong. Since every comment needs to add one the count is also the total amount of comments in this thread.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x305
Actually 159 was posted twice by the same person and once by someone else and 143 was also posted twice by someone.
Also, something completely different: somewhere around 35 you mentioned eating mini-stroopwafels... Are you Dutch or did you get them some other way?
@LordRimuru Cookie x306
I am as dutch as can be. Atleast until it turns out my ancesters came from africa.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x307
Lekker man. Nu alleen de allergrootste en allerbelangrijkste vraag... Harde g of zachte g?
@LordRimuru Cookie x308
What did ya type? I can not read that gibberish.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie X309
Me is confusion :>
@Zailo95 Cookie x310
Is it me or do you have a new profiel pic?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x310
Why are we still here?
@Eragon234 Cookie x312
because people like you keep messing up the count.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex323
......f*cking autocorrect
@Eragon234 Cookie x314
I am not sure if I should laugh or cry.......
I will just celebrate the first 3 digits of py
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x315
Its just you, the pic is the same.
@Zailo95 Cookie x316
still, it is a Nice pic.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x317
Ikr, thanks bruv.
@Zailo95 cookie x318
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x319
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x320
hehe
@Zailo95 Cookie x321
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie Blob Cookie x322
@Blyayman cookie x323
@Zailo95 Cookie x324
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x325
@Zailo95 Cookie x326
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x327
@Zailo95 Cookie x328
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x329
@Zailo95 Cookie x330
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x331
@Zailo95 Cookie x332
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x333
@Zailo95 Cookie x334
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x335
@Zailo95 Cookie x336
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Wait. This train still alive? X 337
@Nanakawaichan Cookie x338
Always has been
@Zailo95 cookie x339
and will always bee
@Chubbz Cookie x340
only the heat death of the universe can stop this train.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x341
@Zailo95 cookie x342
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x343
@Zailo95 Cookie x344
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x345
@Zailo95 Cookie x346
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x347
@Nanakawaichan Cookie x348
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookie x349
@Zailo95 Cookie x350
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x351
Is it just me or is the train slowing down?
@LordRimuru cookie x352
maybe, I am still having fun
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x353
Yeah same here. I just wanted to make sure people didn't let the cookie train come to an end.
@LordRimuru Cookie x354
COOKIES FOR EVER!!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x355
At this point the reason the train ends will probably be nuclear Armageddon.
@Eragon234 Cookie x356
true, But we are here for cookies not politics!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x357
It's been a while for me, but I am here!
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x358
welcome back
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD cookies x359
@Nanakawaichan Cookie x360
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x361
Thank you, thank you. I hope everyone has a wonderful week!
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x362
I am indeed having a wonderfull time
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x363
Sup fellas
@Blyayman Cookie x364
not much, How about you?
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex365
Just uni beating my ass lately nm
@Blyayman Cookie x366
gl
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie?x367
Where Yall at?
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x368
waiting for your love.
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie!x369
(Funny Number) Well, I will be here until I forget.
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x370
nice! Please do not leave me alone......
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookiex371
I cannot stay for long, I just happened to remember that I hadn't seen "Cookie" in a long time and was worried
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x372
hope to see you once again!
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x373
@antaraxes Cookie x374
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x375
@LordRimuru Cookie x376
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x377
@antaraxes Cookie x378
@HAIL_THE_RAT_GOD Cookie x379
@LordRimuru Cookie x380
@antaraxes Cookiex381
@CosmicWolf Cookie x382
why is it so long??
@NightSkye Cookie x383
Because it is fun to do this
@CosmicWolf Cookie x384
@antaraxes Cookie x385
@CosmicWolf Cookie x386
I'm so glad we've come so far with the cookie train, let us continue!
@LordRimuru Cookie x387
I feel ScribbleHub screaming in pain every time I open this comment thread. Until a moderator tells us stop we shall continue!!!
@CosmicWolf Cookie x388
Well, duh, of course we won't stop, believing. Hold on to that feeling!
@LordRimuru Cookie x389
So how has your life changes over the last, *checks notes*, 1 and a half years since you started posting in this thread?
@CosmicWolf Cookie x390
graduated high school, finished my 1st year of college, made a couple new friends, found a place to work that's more closely related to what I'm studying and also pays decently.
How about you?
@LordRimuru Cookie x391
Got help with my depression, starting to socialize now. (as well as realizing I am an extrovert.) Questioned my gender, (still have no answers,) and starting to learn how adult society behaves and how I can function in that.
@CosmicWolf x 392
Damn I can't believe this shitpost of a comment got this far. And good on you two for your achievements. But damn coming back to this makes me feel old 3 years
@Eragon234 Cookie x393
That is part of the fun, also it was about 2 years and a few months since the start of this sh*t show. We all grow older as time does not wait for anyone.
@CosmicWolf Cookie...
@Skie_ExceFall Cookie x395
@CosmicWolf Cookie x396
Can't believe we've come this far, just a couple more till 400 my brethren and sistren!
@LordRimuru Cookie x397
@antaraxes Cookie x398
We have gotten so far
@CosmicWolf Cookie x399
Next one gets the honour of introducing the next age of the cookie train
@LordRimuru Cookie x400
It is the age of fours :D
@CosmicWolf Cookie x401
@antaraxes Cookie x402
@CosmicWolf Cookiex403
The dedication this has taken to make it to 403 *insert laughter* i even gave up reading it at the hundreds or so...
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x404
cookie not found
@antaraxes Cookie x405
Cookie was indeed not found. But yea, the things that got talked about are a wild range and it is now just fun to keep the meme going! :D
@CosmicWolf Cookiex406
I see.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x407
I have been here since comment 30 or something. So I have kept up with all of them :D
@CosmicWolf Cookie x408
ya when I have been reading through them, you seem to have posted the most or at lest close
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x409
Indeed, it was and still is great fun. And we shall continue until the admins of the site tell us to stop! :D
@CosmicWolf Cookiex410
Onwards.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x411
Indeed, we shall move onwards and continue the streak!!!
Also is it just me or is the site having trouble loading this specific page?
@CosmicWolf Cookie x412
I don't think its just you, it does seem to be taking longer but I can't tell for sure since I don't have the best connection.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x413
I think that makes it easier to see. Because a difference of multiple seconds is easier to spot. Then one of half a second.
@CosmicWolf Cookie x414
@antaraxes Cookiex415
So it might be happening, there might come a day when there are too many cookies on the page!
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x416
If that happens we tell the site makers to fix their sh*t and make it work
Politely of course,
@CosmicWolf Cookiex417
They then politely fix "their sh*t and make it work" by deleting all our comments.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x418
Then I will politely spread this story all around. And tell people how the admins treat the commenters.(:
@CosmicWolf Cookiex419
I have nothing better to do so:
I will now take the opportunity to make a shameless plug for a book that I just wrote and published
The book is called Icarus and the Glorified Nannies: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/906189/six-icarus-and-the-glorified-nannies-english/
Its a short story, and a fast read so it won't be much time wasted. As in anyone who reads this post has probably spent more time reading these cookie comments.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x420
@antaraxes Cookie x421
@CosmicWolf Cookie x422
No Spoiler?
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x423
You wanted one?
@CosmicWolf Cookie x424
I guess, I wanted one? Make its more fun.
Also, I think Scribblehub forgot to notify me that you replyed...
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x425
That might have happened to more then one person.
@CosmicWolf Cookie x426
Spoiler, the following is not a spoiler:
What did you expect if I said it wasn't a spoiler?
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x427
A fun surprise :(
@CosmicWolf Cookiex428
Yes very fun indeed.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x429
@CosmicWolf Cookiex430
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x431
@CosmicWolf Cookiex432
Would you look at it if I did a plugg/what ever you want to call it another book that I'm writing in my next cookie comment?
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x433
You can do that, but I will not look
@CosmicWolf Cookie x434
okay doky, SIX: Aspects of The Immortal: Justice & Discord
(link: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/912251/six-aspects-of-the-immortal-justice--discord/)
In a new world reshaped by a mysterious "System", Justice, an angel spawned with a golden spoon, and Discord, a ruthless demon, both bear the title "Aspect of The Immortal." While Justice thrives under the care of her instructors, Discord must fight tooth and nail for survival.
However, they must both navigate chaotic landscapes and the rules of the System. Who will seize control in this tumultuous world, where good and evil blur? In their high-stakes struggle for power, the Aspects of The Immortal could very well unravel a world teetering on the brink of chaos.
In the SIX timeline, most of the events of Justice & Discord take place in the years right after system integration however the prologue shows a glimpse at the events leading up to integration.
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Updates every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday on Royal Road and Scriblehub at 11:11 or 21:11 EDST.
[A SIX Story.]
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x435
Cool, but not my type of story. Have fun writing it!
@CosmicWolf Cookie x436
Thanks.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x437
Be careful of the drakes
@CosmicWolf Cookiex438
the drakes?
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x439
Yeah, the drake you kill to get the drake sword, gotta remember to cut off the tail for that though
@LordRimuru Cookie x440
And be very careful, they can read.
@CosmicWolf Cookie x441
Understood.
If you havn't guesed, I didn't understand at all...
Makes sense to me.
I hear radish holy sowrds you have grown yourself work best when slaying dragons but I don't know about drakes.
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x442
Then I pray for your well being.
@CosmicWolf Cookie x443
Thanks .
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x444
@antaraxes Cookie x445
@CosmicWolf Cookie x446
@DracoNonDeo Cookie x447
@CosmicWolf Cookie x448
Ya boi is back
@Blyayman Cookie x449
Welcome back!!!
@CosmicWolf Cookie x450
Glad to have ya back Blyayman
@LordRimuru Cookie x451
Happy this still goes on :D
@CosmicWolf Cookie x452
ofc, the cookie train is eternal after all
@LordRimuru Cookie x453
Yea, at some point we will teach our children and grand children about it and they will continue our legacy.
@CosmicWolf Cookie x454
I mean I'd first have to manage to find a significant other, which is highly unlikely, but hey, worst case scenario i can adopt and teach them the way of the cookie
@LordRimuru Cookie x455
I have all the trust in you that you will find one at some point :)
@CosmicWolf Cookie x456
Thanks mate :^)
@LordRimuru Cookie x457
your welcome!
@CosmicWolf Cookie x458
Believe in yourself, we'll find someone eventually(god I really hope so)
@Blyayman Cookie x459
The believe is high!!!
@CosmicWolf Cookie x460
Man life sure does go by fast, I remember reading on this site at the beginning of my college, now I'm about to graduate
@Blyayman Cookie x461
Same I remember reading it during my depression. Now I am almost ready to start a job and start a life independed of my parents.
@CosmicWolf Cookie x462
I remember reading TIS by Nana and a ehole bunch of other stuff in the last couple years of high school, and am now finishing up my second year of uni, but yeah, time has f*cking flown by fr