It is true that Beastkin is in a serious condition if it doesn't work and make money, because with that much money. Even in our territory, he can only continue his life in less than three days by staying at very cheap inns and always eating in moderation and we're going to town. We won't know how expensive it will be to live there.
“Even on the territory we came from. With 7 copper coins and 12 iron coins can only stay in a cheap inn for one day more and less." Princess explained.
Looks like his standard of living is higher than mine.
“Fu*k, are we screwed? I heard we need to do a test first before we can become a real adventure, and waiting for the test schedule is not enough for a day or two." (Female Knight)
"Do I have to find another job first?" (Beastkin)
“Don't panic just yet. We have more solutions to resolve this problem. For example, I heard from Casey that there are several inns in the town that have more beds and can rent rooms together. I know this is only a temporary solution and in the end, Beastkin must earn a living too. But he earns money from his Adventure job. But this option is better than doing menial work which I hear that they have to do the job first for a long time and only then they will get paid. We're going to the town to be Adventure, right? Not being a slave." (Unknown)
"Is it true? Then you're safe, Beastkin! " (Female Knight)
“…” Beastkin nod.
I then found Female Knight eating grilled fish while eating the seasonings, raw.
"Hey, you can get a stomachache with eating like that." I reminded him.
"It is okay, it is okay." (Female Knight)
"I warned you. Don't you dare ask me if something happens to you." (Unknown)
"You know, Princess. In this village blah-blah-blah ..." (Female Knight)
A few moments later we finished eating and we also stopped chatting.
We then got ready to go to sleep, held a rock-paper-scissors event (Earth culture that I introduced to them) to determine who was to be a night watch.
Elf, Princess, Beaskin, and I won, only Female Knights lost.
Then we slept.
Zzzzz…
***
"... own."
"... known."
"Unknown, wake up."
“… Hey. Get up, buddy. "
"... Hmm?"
Huh… Female Knight?
ARE THE MONSTER ATTACKING THE VILLAGE!?
I then woke up immediately.
"Where are the monsters!" I asked him quickly as I took my ax and prepared other weapons. I also quickly put on my belt that containing the throwing knife.
"Huh? Eh ... Eee ... " (Female Knight)
"Where are the monsters!?" (Unknown)
“Eee… no. There are no monsters, Unknown." (Female Knight)
"Huh? Then why did you wake me up?" (Unknown)
"... C-can you accompany me to the toilet?" (Female Knight)
"..." (Unknown)
"..." (Female Knight)
I then remembered he ate raw seasonings while eating grilled fish.
"So I was true, right? I told you that don't eat the that seasonings, raw." (Unknown)
"Y-yes. S-sorry. But please accompany me. This thing is really want to come out. " (Female Knight)
"Ah, seriously. Why not just Princess? ” I ordered in a lazy tone while trying to sleep again.
“C-come on. Help your friend. " (Female Knight)
"Why you just go for yourself?" (Unknown)
"There high risk of-" (Female Knight)
"Cut it out." I ignore him.
"..." (Female Knight)
"U-Unknown, p-please ..." (Female Knight)
"Ah, alright. Just shut up." (Unknown)
"T-thank you ..." (Female Knight)
We got out of the tent and went to the villager who was guarding the night in the front of the village, wanting to ask where the toilet was.
The guards seemed to be chatting with their co-workers, and each of them carrying wooden spears and slingshots on their hands and their belts.
We then approached them, when they are aware of our arrival, then both of them stopped talking to each other.
"Excuse me. Is there a toilet here that we can use? ” I asked.
"Huh? Ah, yes." (One of Villager Guard)
"Can you show us the way?" (Unknown)
"Of course." (One of Villager Guard)
"Thank you." (Unknown)
"Bert?" (One of Villager Guard)
"I don't mind. Just go." (Bert)
"Okay. C-mon. Follow me." (One of Villager Guard)
"Thank you." I also give my thanks to… Bert, isn't that his name?
This villager guard then led Female Knight to the toilet, but Female Knight suddenly realized something was wrong when he already walked a few steps, then he looked back.
"H-hey, Unknown why are you just staying there?" (Female Knight)
"Eh, why? That guard is willing to leave his post just to guide you. I automatically have to replace him, right? " (Unknown)
"Y-yes. But you have to accompany me too. " (Female Knight)
"Eeeeeh?" I said, with lazy tone.
"Hurry up, just follow me." Insist Female Knight.
I then looked at the other guard, Bert. Ask for his opinion.
"I don't mind. Go ahead." (Bert)
"Ugh, Mr. Bert. As a wise guard, you shouldn't allow yourself to make decisions based on emotions. ” (Unknown)
"Hahaha. You're funny, lad. That's true, but really. It is okay. Please accompany your friends." (Bert)
"Ugh, all right." (Unknown)
The other villager guard then led us to the toilet.
After he finished leading us to the toilet, then that villager said goodbye to us and immediately returned to his guard post in front of the village.
I then observed this toilet thoroughly.
Yeah, this toilet is the same as used in my territory.
A Pit Latrine-like design.
Female Knight waved his hand at his nose, feeling the smell as soon as he opened the toilet door
“Unknown! You brought those herbs and flowers, right? Right!?” Shouted Female Knight while immediately walk away from the toilet and headed over here.
“Relax. Don't shout like a girl. You disturbed the villagers who were sleeping nearby. Here, use these plants and flowers as you like." I gave the herbs and aromatic flowers to Female Knight.
I predicted this would happen. Luckily I brought those herbs and those flowers with me.
I might go back to the tent if I didn't bring this earlier.
Female Knight is a fussy person when it comes to something smelling very unpleasant. This toilet business will not be finished quickly if I don't fulfill what he needs as soon as possible.
"Oh, can you bring me a bucket of water too?" Asked the Female Knight from behind the toilet door while taking out a wooden bucket from inside there.
"Tck!" (Unknown)
Turns out I forgot this.
I immediately grabbed the bucket that Female Knight took from the toilet.
I went to the nearest well, drew the water manually (Damn. The pulley hasn't been invented in this world) and filled it in the bucket, and then returned to the toilet where Female Knight was waiting.
"Thanks." (Female Knight)
"That's it? You don't give me any rewards?” (Unknown)
"I hope you find a wife as soon as possible, Unknown." (Female Knight)
He immediately closed the toilet door and went to do his business.
"... Huuuhhhggg!!!" (Female Knight)
You could hear a very loud pushing sound like a female monster giving birth.
"Sigh ..."
Well, if he is actually a "Female Knight" aka, she's a girl and she asks you to accompany you to the toilet, you will more than happy to accompany her right?
But he's a guy unfortunately and that's just his nickname.
Ah, if only he was a pretty girl like in the stories ...
Ugh….
What a pity.
"..."
The situation in this village at night was so peaceful. The sound of insects and the moonlight.
Ahh ... because of this, I became homesick with my hometown on Earth.
There's a moment when it rains, and when the rain stopped at night, there was always the sound of frogs. I really like that atmosphere.
The sound, the sensations, and everything.
That kind of atmosphere is very ASMR-ish. Very calm and peaceful.
And make me easily feels asleep.
".. *yawn." (Unknown)
"Hey, don't sleep! What if there-" (Female Knight)
"Yeah, yeah. I know ... *yawn" (Unknown)
"..."
Ugh, I'm bored.
“Hey, Unknown. How do you think soldiers who are going to war take care of their business like I'm doing now?" (Female Knight)
" *yawn. Huh? Ah, I don't know. " (Unknown)
"They probably do it anywhere, right?" (Female Knight)
"... Yeah, maybe. *yawn." (Unknown)
"I imagined how funny it would be if the enemy soldier was stepping that feces or he himself was stepping that sh*t belonged to himself." (Female Knight)
"Ah, shut up, Fem! I want you just to focus with your business!" (Unknown)
"Yes, yes. I will sharpen my mind here. Huuuuughhhh!!!!" (Female Knight)
***
A few moments later, Female Knight finished with his "business", he came out of the toilet looking very relieved and very refreshed.
Suddenly, when we were about to leave that place, we found three groups of village girls are walking here.
Seeing the movement and what they brought (wooden bucket filled with water), it seems that someone wants to poop too and that two extra people it seems are bodyguards of people who want to poop.
"Ah ..." (Female Knight)
""Ah ..."" Group of three village girls
".." (Unknown)
This is awkward.
I then shifted my gaze to Female Knight.
Huh, why he suddenly freezing.
Is he ashamed that the girl will use the toilet after him and is he worried the toilet, smells bad?
Hey, it's not your fault, dude!
Well, I know that the toilet is always stinking, let alone a free-fall style toilet (Pit-Latrine design) like that.
Luckily I still have the herbs and aromatic flowers that I just gave Female Knight earlier.
But what about now? Did I give this to a Female Knight and then he applied the aromatic plants and flowers to the toilet again?
And I noticed one of the girls who was probably the girl who wanted to poop was getting red in her face. Is she embarrassed too? Or is she trying her best to keep it so that her sh*t doesn't break out from her bowel?
Her body trembled.
Perhaps the latter one.
Ahahahaha, can I just embarrass this girl? I hate village girls but ... yeah, I have to be a gentleman and not be mean to other girls except for those damn girls in our territory!
I then gave the herbs and aromatic flowers to Female Knight, Female Knight seemed to understand what I doing and didn't talk much to me, and he immediately … Eh!?
He just approached those girls and gave one of them those herbs and aromatic flowers to her.
The two friends accompanying the girl who was suspected of being the ones who wanted to poop only laughed awkwardly.
We then left them.
"..."
"You just kept quiet earlier. Are you fell in love with that girl who wanted to poop?" (Unknown)
“…” Female Knight still silent.
"Well, can you allow me to write a book about that rare event that you just met? 'I wanted to be an adventure, but when I stopped in the village due I wanted to go to take care of my business, I met my waifu.' maybe that will be the title." (Unknown)
"S-shut up! Stop teasing me. " (Female Knight)
This book might be hard to sell here, however, on Earth. It could be a cash cow franchise like light novel with a very long title from Japan.
To Be Continued
Uhh ... that's just an example. Is there a country that has novels with many long titles besides Japan?