After a good nights sleep, some damn good breakfast and a nice hot shower I was approached by my roommate Jordan.

”Yo Harry do you think you could keep your dog in your own room? It keeps wandering into mine”

”Whaaaaaaaa. What dog? I’m not sure what you’re taking about.”

”Harry cut the bullshit I heard you saying who’s a good boy so many times. Your really not quiet about it.”

“Please please please don’t tell anyone. I can’t just abandon Henry on the streets. I’ll die. I’m serious don’t look at me like that.”

”Listen I wasn’t gonna tell that old bitch anyways. All I want is for it to stay out of my room.”

”Yes Sir! I’ll get right to it. HENRY COME HERE RIGHT NOW.”

”Woof?”

”From today forwards you will be forbidden from entering Jordan’s room. Understood?”

”Woof!”

”It’s the room to the right of mine by the way.”

”Woof!”

”...I’m gonna go out now I’ll see you later Harry. You too Henry.”

My heart wasn’t prepared for that. I think a nice gacha roll will fix me right up. Gimme that daily mission!

Daily Mission:

Rank F

Make Henry pee all over Jordan’s room.

Reward - 2 Gacha Tokens

Henry I will pray for your soul in the afterlife. Please pray for mine as well. Alrighty I guess I’ll just get to it. 

“Henry come over here and just start peeing everywhere.”

”Woof”

”Mm yea do some over here. . . A little over here too . . . Maybe some right here. . . Oh definitely over here.”

Alright smells like shit and looks like shit. I must say Henry this is a job well done. Well I’m gonna start cleaning as much of it as I can to hopefully appease the roommates wrath.

You are not permitted to clean the room until Jordan sees it.

nice.

You have received 2 Gacha Tokens!

Is this even worth it. Getting scolded by Jordan’s hurtful words. Just so I can get a pickle and a piece of chalk... Well it’s too late to think about it now and hey at least Henry likes pickles, though I’m never drawing another penis again. The temporary shop had enhanced hearing yesterday I wonder if there’s enhanced height as well. I wouldn’t mind a couple more inches. No point fantasizing any further only to later be disappointed by reality. Heeere we go!

You have received Rank F - Towel!

Well I suppose that will help when Jordan forces me to clean his room. But that sort of defeats the purpose of having done it at all... I still have one more shot left gimme something good.

You have received Rank D - Laptop!

Woah. Did I actually just get something good? Holy shit. This is... that super expensive gaming laptop I was looking at a couple weeks ago. Finally I can play Ark on high graphics without turning my computer into a microwave. 

“HHAHAHA Henry come over here you good boy! This is all thanks to your peeing expertise.   So do you want some head pats or some belly rubs? I’ll just do both.”

”Woooooooooof!”

I got a high tech super expensive gaming laptop. I should be happy, so why am I shaking so badly waiting for Jordan to come home. Perhaps I haven’t specified enough about us. I’m only 5 foot 7 inches. Jordan on the other hand towers over me at 6 foot 4 inches and has enough muscle to crush my head with a single hand. Should things go wrong my ass is gonna get beat. And after these past couple days annoying the shit out of him I wouldn’t be surprised if he was pissed. It would be such an injustice for my beautiful body to get beat, but alas it seems the system simply wants me dead.

”What are you doing. You’re literally just shaking there.”

”Oh I was just uhh waiting for you.”

”And why is that.”

“Ok so I was just watching YouTube not paying attention and next thing I know Henry was just gone! So I looked around and found him in your room but um he sort of peed like... everywhere. I-I’ll clean it up don’t worry just give me like an hour and it will be done I assure you!”

”Listen Harry. I don’t personally have anything against you and I think you’re a good guy and all but I swear to god if that room ain’t clean by the time I get back Henry’s ass is gonna be on the streets. We cool?”

”yes.”

YES I made it out alive. In the end it was all worth it. Now I can play all the games my shitty computer was never able to handle.

Ahh this is the life. One hand petting Henry, one hand eating snacks, and both my eyes watching some YouTube. It’s so damn smooth. How have I ever been able to live without this. 

Surprise Mission:

Rank D

Make a girl fall in love with you.

Time limit - 1 Month

Reward - 10 Gacha Tokens

Failure - Henry dies

Henry, I will remember you.

I can’t do this. I haven’t been able to get a girlfriend for twenty years and you want me to do it in one month? Are you insane. I can’t just let Henry die though I have to at least try. Alright since I have no clue what I’m doing I’m going to need some help. I have a few options. Doug. Let’s be honest here, no way in hell. Jordan. Still pissed at me. Wow I have no friends. I guess my only other option is...

*beep bop boop beep, ring ring*

”Hey mom do you think you could help me with something?”