“Mmph”

Just like that I woke up on a familiar sensation... 

No, something's wrong...

...?, a boing boing's supposed to be here right? 

...!! 

“Whaaaaaaa!!” 

After I remembered what happened I jumped away from where I am before 

“Eeek!! How dare you put my head on your lap!!” 

“Umm–” 

“Kono hentai!!! Ecchi!! Have you no shame?!!” 

“You see–” 

“And now you're using lame excuses!! You pervert!! taking advantage of a sleeping maiden like me!! I bet while I'm asleep!!” 

“I haven't done anything yet!!!” 

yet?? 

“So you were planning to!!!” 

“No, you were the one who was clinging to me while sleeping!!” 

“Uwaa!! I can't be a bride anymore..” 

“You know what? screw this!! do you know what's your position right now?? you just killed a fvcking man!! without me you'll be sleeping on jail” 

“Hah?! Are you blind?? that guy's a criminal he tried to assault me!! so obviously that's self defense!! he just got what he deserves!!” 

“Speaking of that magic, how did you do that??” 

“Why should I tell you?? Also where am I?? Where did you take me?!!” 

“Haaah, I'm getting tired of this Poison magic: Paralyze” 

With a click of his finger I suddenly lost all the power in my body

“You coward!! what did you do?!!” 

I didn't notice before but this bed is so comfy.. 

“You won't calm down so I had to do something” 

“Are you planning to assault me while I'm powerless!!” 

“Don't worry there's no way I would do that, I'm just gonna ask you some questions” 

“What is it??” 

“First, who are you?” 

“I'm Tia the adventurer, tch stalker” 

“Did you say something??, anyways adventurer huh are you sure??” 

“Of course!! Despite my looks I'm already 14 years old!!” 

“Hou~ Are you a dwarf then??” 

“Hah? What's with that question?? I'm obviously a v–”

Damn you Sly bastard!! 

“Heeeeh~ how suspicious... Are you maybe a vampire??” 

Haaaaaaah I give up

“Yeah.... You already know that all right? The great sage Hermes” 

That's right when he asked me what my name is I used appraisal on him

“So you also have an appraisal Pure blooded vampire Tia”

This pretty boy is seriously pissing me off

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Author: Uwaaaaaaah I think I went a bit out of character on this one... but isn't it normal to panic when so suddenly woke up on an unfamiliar place laying on someone's lap??? 

Also I've been thinking of having a discord server, the other novels here have discord, what do you think??