God once said, "This series isn't getting much views."

But God himself, was too lazy to ever do anything.

But one day, someone said, "Put a cute mascot to lure people in."

And God promptly stole that idea.

And maybe that's why, what happened, happened.

"I'll let you know....I am as confused as you." Said the key chain sized small bear on my palm.

"AI, are you thinking what I am thinking?"

"Exactly so, MC chan."

"I am not getting a good premoniti-" were his last words as I flung it across the world.

My position as the MC is safe.

"So, AI. What happened here."

"That tone was rude, MC chan."

"Was it?"

"Yes, it almost seemed as if you were imposing yourself on me."

"Oh, must be because God forgot to put a question mark there."

"Ah, I see. Sooo, we have a school tag. Which resulted in apocalypse. Hmmmm. I have a feeling that the cause is that bear."

"Is that so?"

"Yes, I do believe that is the case."

"Well, I have a solution, we can just forget about him then."

"You are a bad influence on me, MC chan. Anyway, I believe the main problem is that we don't have a school now, and neither do we have the 7 mysteries."

"Yep."

"Why, it is a trivial problem. We just have to create our own school."

"We can? In this debris?"

"Well, we can use the horror tag to bring little children, and to bring zombie teachers-"

"I don't think that is a good combination."

"And...we can have you as the principal."

"Is that a bribe?"

"Do you want it to be?"

"No."

"Really?...I know you wanna."

"I don't actually."

"No need to be shy, you can tell me all your desires."

"You're bieng creepy."

"Well, yes. Sorry, I was using a negotiation technique I learnt in a book. So, you really don't want to create a school?"

"I don't think it would be that interesting, I mean, who enjoys a job?"

"Ehhh, you should still try it."

"Don't say it like I am so against it, just tell me something more interesting."

"Hmm, well, we do have the option to fufil all the 7 mysteries now, with whatever we have left."

 "Oh, that...do you remember what were they?"

"Uhh, I really wasn't part of the conversation when you asked them."

"Argh. Hey, can you tell me about the 7 wonders if this school!" My voice resounded and echoed in silence, no one answered.

Damn, I was missing that girl, she was even more useful than AI.

Is there no way at all? Do I really have to use the cursed tag?

As I was thinking, there was a little rumble, the rocks moved a bit.

"You....can never get rid of me." Emerged from rocks, the tiny 3 inches tall bear, 

"I...am inevitab-" were his last words before he was kicked out of existence by me.

When I say we are not talking about something, we are not talking about it.

So, where was I? Oh yes, we were talking about how my life is so miserable I have to summon-

The rocks rumbled again.

Wait, I am getting a feeling of deza vu here.

From the ruins, came a weak noise.

"Th-this sc-scho-school ha-ha-has...7 wo-wond-wonders."

Ooooh, its the girl! The girl! The girl that we all like and love and miss.

"Yes, yes, what are the 7 wonders?!"

"Th-th-they a-are...Hhaaaahhhh. Water...I want water!"

"Geez, can't you wait?"

"No, please....wa-water."

"Ehhhhhhhh."

You shouldn't ask for food or water or money from someone who has no need for it.

Water...where am I supposed to get it from....

Don't give me side quests you damned God!

Argh. 

"AI chan, call me a pervert but-"

"Pervert."

"Just listen, there is a way to get some water here."

"No."

"You figured it out?"

"As soon as you called yourself pervert."

"Listen, MC chan, I'll be honest with you, I too like to see a bit of GL now and then."

"So you want me to activate the smut tag and share my saliva with her?"

"Oh saliva? Oh yeah, you don't have that. Uh, yes. Saliva."

"That...was suspicious. But, nope. A big no. We have to find something else for her."

"Argh, fine."

"Seriously fine? Like no me giving her my flesh or something?"

"What kind of man do you think I am?"

"Just scroll a bit up."

"Hey, that's an opinion, alright?"

"E-excuse me...I'm dying." The girl said in a raspy voice. Oh yeah, she is still here.

God, its hard to take care of a human! They are so high maintenance! Leave one alone for a bit and she is dying!

"Hmmmmm..."

"Hmmmmmmmm..."

Me and AI pondered.

And we came across a solution.

God once said, let there be energy packed photons.

I'll say, let there be water.

Oh wait, sorry, that wasn't godly.

Ahem,

The skies cleared as I focused, my body was one with nature, the hopes and dreams of all, they were floating to me, 

Laws of nature, I beseech you, combine with my dark crimson,

Let their be water. 

I don't know what form of there would come. I mean, its not my water, but its not like its anywhere....but I suppose its here, so there would be the correct one.

Also, haven't I been teaching you people all this time! I should be getting a school life tag without all this trouble.

So, anyway, there was a pond now, water discovered!

Also, I just had an idea.

"Pl-pleas- hel-water...."

"Hey AI! We can create our own school!"

"?"

"We can teach the viewers!"

"Oh...sure. Not that..MC chan, you are severely underestimating how strange your viewers are."

"Yeah they are strange. They are so strange I can insult them and they would still keep on reading. Isn't that better for us as teachers?"

"Oh yes, water. Please, lots.."

"No, MC chan. 

They are monsters.

Demons, some might call them.

Smelly people who don't take a bath or brush their teeth.

 I would elaborate more but the chapter has now ended.