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Today, your MC...

"Hey AI! Am I a Ma'am or a Sir?!"

"We shouldn't be- we should look for food." Screeched and wailed the random girl I found.

"How about Siam, MC chan.?"

"Sounds like some sort of fish."

"I want to eat fish...eat felt nice, soft and all."

"Ha? Then, Masir...no...Mamir?"

"Mamir, sounds nice."

"We-we need a shelter, and survivors, and food! We need to boi-"

"Oh yes, boil. You just taught us today's topic. Good girl."

So, boil is when the water wants to get out. Usually the air and water are enemies and air pushes water down, so we help water by putting it on fire.

Really sounds like water is an M.

Frick, it reminds me of that sea.

Okay, so, water, wait, I think we covered that topic.

"What is she doing?"

"Oh, MC chan likes to do an inner monologue now and then."

"Its called communicating with readers, okay?"

"But...why?"

"We-we can't stay like this. We have a, civilisation to restore!"

"Oh, cool. You know science?"

"...no. I am more of a history person."

"Hm? So, girl. You are telling me that if somehow a population were made, you would be able to rule them?"

"Don't do it AI."

"Now now, MC chan. We need to give the girl a bit spotlight."

"I don't like where this is going."

"Wh-what are you people talking about?"

"I have no idea either, I just say mysterious things like that randomly."

"Wait, you mean for this whole time you were rejecting my ideas without knowing what they were?!"

"I do have like 20 points in luck, so I was confident I would be right."

"Grrrr."

"Grrrrrrrr."

"Excuse me?"

"Oh yeah, you still exist."

"Uh, you are that girl who wanted to rebuild society, right?"

"Please don't forget about me so quick."

"I....have returned."

"Hey look, these sentences are forming a cool skyscraper thingie on the page.."

"They were, MC chan. And you just ruined it."

"Eh, we can make another one anytime we want."

"Eiiii, there is something in my skirt!" 

"I will be back againnnnnnnnnnn!" 

I would describe stuff, but I am pretty sure you got an idea what happened in the last 2 sentences.

Okay, let's calm down, we need some organisation.

"Hey human person" says I, "What is your name?"

"My name is-"

"Ignore him, he is a pervert."

"Ehhh, what about him?" She asks feebly while pointing to AI.

"He is a pervert too. But nevermind that, what's your name?"

"It's-"

"Why?"

"But poles are used for deciding stuff, and this thing already has a name."

"Yes. But we shall ignore it."

"Oooohhhh, evil. But no."

"Because you said it."

"Yeah."

"Does this happen always?" She asks AI.

"Often enough that I don't get a dialog." Replied AI.

"Okay, coming back. Firstly, it really sucks that I've to speak instead of just thinking. I just want to open a school and get out!"

"Pfft, sounds childish." 

"I know, right?"

Shut up.

¹Me five

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Sooooo, where were we. We just finished boiling, so, we would be coming to some questions.

If I dissolve 250g of glucose in 300ml of water, what will be the change in partial pressure?

Wait, there's something wrong here...

Do I even have the licence to teach?

How does one gets a licence from?

"AI, where do they sell licenses?"

"They don't sell them, they give them."

"So I can get one for free?"

"No, you would've to pay them."

"... so, where?"

"At office."

"Yeah, but what office?"

"That's all I know."

"Grrrr. You, girl, you know what they are called?"

"Well, yes, it was in our syllabus. Licenses are sold at the "Expensive card shop."

"Expensive card shop?"

"Yeah, apparently they print cards on a pretty expensive papers, hence the name. 

But we are in an apocalypse. Where will you find a working office?"

"Oh....honey, that...has never stopped us...from achievin-"

"DON'T DROP IN AND PRETEND TO BE PART OF THE TEAM!" I say as i kick him out of screen again.

"But yes, things like that really don't stop us."

"Even if they need money?"

"Okay, that will stop us."