Author: Angelina

Translator: Jia

Editor: Airavs

刚在一起就三P？ Just had a 3P?

Lanky Kuang Li wore slippers, stooping his waist and yawning whilst coming out from the house, boarding the car. Wu Qu Yang looked at Kuang Li with a cold-shoulder: "I say can you sort out your appearance? you look like an African native. [T/N this is exactly what the original text says so please do not come at me.]  Its winter and you're wearing slippers do you not feel cold? Also, how long ago has it been since you've washed? Lao Zi can’t tell what you look like."

"Today this messy appearance is groomed from sleep, I don’t want to waste time. What's with your hair?" Kuang Li quite frankly poked at Wu Qu Yang's wound. Wu Qu Yang's eyes teared up with the mention of it.

[T/N to remind you guys CG cut WQY's hair cos he messed with MK a few chapters back. Also, the next paragraph is describing Kuang Li and who he is.]

Kuang Li: when he finished senior middle school he obtained inspiration and decided to become an artist. Every day he nested at home drawing but he has little achievements. Domestically, he is also considered a minor celebrity, it's just that his character is too gloomy. He loves thinking about some pessimistic things and his attitude regarding life is also very hopeless. Don't know how he and Chen Ge became friends.

Wu Qu Yang did not intend mentioning the thing with the hair he just hatefully glanced at Chen Ge. He asked Kuang Li again: "In the end, how many months has it been since you went out? You can only draw small scenes how much can you genuinely sell it for?"

"That is because I still haven't died, wait for me to die then my drawings will be valuable. I'll die after I paint a few more pieces. Chen, do you want me to gift you some paintings/drawings."

"Don't send that kind of thing with bad luck to me."

"Ya ya, Chen isn't that so ruthless ah."

"Where is he considered ruthless? He is very affectionate. I'll tell you a big secret he's with a man called Mo Ka, note that it's a man ah~~." Wu Qu Yang who did not finish talking turned his head to face Kuang Li winking. [1]

[1] he was giving him signals. WQY was the one winking.

Kuang Li did not give much of a reaction: "So what? in the end they will break up anyways. Love, in the end it’s nothing more than betraying the other party and becoming sick of the other party. You throw me sulfuric acid, I cut your JJ [2], affair, suicide and sexually transmitted disease."

[2] balls/penis/dick whatever you want to call it. Ps. If you're offended by such words, then I do not know why you are here.

"Stop, dude don't give me your pessimistic infection I can still have many merry and happy days to live. Chen, where do we go to eat?"

"Anywhere."

"It doesn't matter where we go there will be dead meat, E. coli.[3] Then the parasite in my body will turn over and eat me."

[3] bacteria

"If you continue I will kick you out of the car." Wu Qu Yang's patience was running out.

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In the morning of the second day Wu Qu Yang was woken up by the sound of the phone on the tea maker. He got up from the sofa, squinting. Seriously, letting a beautiful man such as him sleep on a sofa. The guest room was also taken by Kuang Li.

"Who called so early in the morning? so annoying. Wu Qu Yang picked up Chen Ge's phone saw the caller ID 'moron.' It seems Mo Ka's caller ID compared to Chen Ge's caller ID was much more cuter. Wu Qu Yang mischievously laughed picking up the phone.

At this side it wasn't easy for Mo Ka to summon his courage to call Chen Ge. He thought since they are lovers, he should have this privilege of calling his boyfriend. Although he was still anxious, Mo Ka communicated with Chen Ge deep down from the bottom of his heart. He always felt that he was not good enough for Chen Ge, all kinds of not being good enough no matter in what terms..

"Hey, What la." The voice on the phone was hoarse and magnetic with nauseating bashfulness.

Mo Ka heard  that 'hey' word he was sure that it wasn't Chen Ge's voice. So perverted, other than Wu Qu Yang who else could it be. Mo Ka is only compared to an idiot when in front of Chen Ge. The brain does not bend in front of others, he is also considered a smart person.

"Wu Qu Yang why is Chen Ge's phone with you?"  Due to counting that he contacted Wu Qu Yang multiple times and on top him being Chen Ge's friend, Mo Ka's speaking wasn't as awkward as in the past.

Wu Qu Yang did not think that his disguise would be seen through:  "What about you? why did you interrupt our good thing so early in the morning."

"What good thing?"

"Hate, asking so clearly. Of course, it’s that thing."

"Can you not use such a disgusting voice to speak. In the past (you was) a shemale how did you become a magician now, do you think you are Seiyuu ah? [3]  Then go to Japan to develop ah why be shameless in China?" Mo Ka's mouth is not forgiving[4]. Although Mo Ka believes in Chen Ge but he still could not help but indulge in flights of fancy, thinking about Wu Qu Yang's beautiful face that of a woman, maybe yesterday Chen Ge regretted being with him and then found Wu Qu Yang to vent. He wouldn't right? Mo Ka himself thought that this thought was funny. Chen Ge's vision is very poor, [6] how can he like this type of beautiful person.

[3] Japanese term for voice actor

[4] fond of making sarcastic remarks

[5] indulge in flights of fancy is an idiom for let one's imagination run wild.

[6] referring to Chen Ge's poor tastes

Wu Qu Yang went down a major notch, it seems husband and wife [7] are both (from) a sharp tongued family.

[7]  两口子

"This is my voice, who told (them) to play so crazily last night, yelled to the point of having broken chords."

"What do you mean?"

"We had a 3P." saying this Wu Qu Yang ran to the guest room pushing Kuang Li who was sleeping: "Quickly speak."

"Say what? So early in the morning i'm not interested in you, don't harass me. Even Chen is infected by you, I want to defend my pure land to death." Kuang Li turned over and slept again.

This is a voice Mo Ka has never heard of before: "That, who was that ah?"

"Among the 3P, a 1P."

"Let Chen Ge answer the phone." Mo Ka was too lazy to follow Wu Qu Yang's nonsense.

"He was tired out from last night, you also know that his physical strength is very good."

These words made Mo Ka blush: "I, how would I know?"

"Otherwise how would you satisfy Chen in the future." Otherwise how would he satisfy Chen.

On this side of the phone, Mo Ka's blush is almost ripe. "You sell ass what nonsense are you saying, I, you. You know about us?"

"Chen told us, he also told us about last night in detail."  Wu Qu Yang talked nonsense once again.

"What did he say? I didn't shamelessly confess to him like he said. Don't listen to his nonsense that shameless Chen Ge." Mo Ka was rather surprised, something like this, isn't it that the less people know the better it is? He is okay having Chen Ge, this type of boyfriend is considered something that is worth showing off. But what about me? I can only hinder him. Won't he only be looked down on? Mo Ka always had this matter that gnaws his mind after all, the distance between the two is very far apart.

Wu Qu Yang followed the vine to get to the melon: "That’s what he said, he said you were there demanding him to say love ah love. You also hugged him, mission of blindly touching，raw rice being boiled into cooked rice [9] so nauseating."

[8] 使命的瞎摸 from what i'm understanding and what i've been told this is forcing something through, and once the deed is done, it’s too late to do anything about it.

[9] 想来个生米煮成熟饭 his effort is like boiling raw rice into steamed rice; basically not really possible because rice is steamed cannot be boiled that would be congee lol and according to people I have asked on discord its slang for getting a girl pregnant

"Knock on wood! I only said that I like him who said love? Who is nauseating? Who did such a shameless thing? He is simply making it up. Let him answer the phone."

"I already said he's sleeping, I don't have the courage to wake him up. Alright, I also need to sleep, if you have something (to say) say it later, I didn't sleep until very late last night, I am very tired." After speaking, Wu Qu Yang hung up the call.

It seems everyone has fetishes. [10]

[10] friendly people on discord says that 恶趣味 could mean bad tastes, nasty fetish, wrong tendencies…. People who find pleasure in the bad things

It was already noon when Chen Ge got up. Wu Qu Yang and Kuang Li already left. At this time, someone was knocking on the door outside. Chen Ge opened the door："So noisy."

Once the door opened Mo Ka looked at Chen Ge who just woke up, the clothes he was wearing wasn't neat and he revealed a lazy breath (making MK's) face turn red.

Chen Ge used his foot to kick Mo Ka: "Hey what are you doing there stupidly, come in."

Mo Ka shook his head, he almost forgot what business he came for under the attack of his beauty: "Why did you slander my reputation? I did not keep saying I love you, and, and (I did not) rub you, I did not think about being raw rice getting boiled into cooked rice with you either who wants to cook with you[11], take responsibility for when you speak okay?"

[11] 更没有想跟你生米煮成熟饭，谁要跟你一起煮了

Saying such strange words as soon as he came, Chen Ge went to pour himself coffee: "What on earth do you want to say?"

"Don't pretend that you don't understand, Wu Qu Yang told me."

"You're stupid ah, you believed his words, I told him that we're together."

Although the main point was not there, Mo Ka heard Chen Ge's last sentence, heart appeared to be still throbbing, he actually said it so straightforwardly it was a bit embarrassing.

But thinking that he was actually tricked by Wu Qu Yang that despicable person using that kind of despicable trick, Mo Ka was bitter about unbearable grievances. If you think about it, Chen Ge isn't a blabbermouth anyhow, once he encounters Chen Ge's thing it will become very easy for himself to make a fatal mistake.

"Even if you did not say that, you are still someone without chastity/virtue. We obviously only got together yesterday, it wasn't long before and you have played behind my back (went behind my back and cheated)."

Chen Ge frowned drinking coffee, what is this guy talking about?

Mo Ka continued to say: "Wu Qu Yang said you played here yesterday, he said that you lack physical strength. That aspect is a serious problem not even 30 seconds and you exit." Mo Ka smirked, don't think that only Wu Qu Yang can use Chen Ge to play him.

[T/N Mo Ka you're in trouble now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

This time, Chen Ge's hand gripped the coffee cup tightly. Wu Qu Yang that bastard. Right, this thing regarding men there's also no reason not to be angry.

Mo Ka was at the side adding oil to the fire: "Quickly go take care of him, he talked about you like that, spoke of you like you're not a man, you should go defend a man's dignity."

Chen Ge put the cup of coffee down walking towards the entrance: "Yeh, this thing needs to be clarified."

"Yeah, I just said."

Chen Ge went to the door used his hand to gently twist the door locking it, he clasped his hands turning around. Mo Ka seems to have seen an evil atmosphere waft from behind Chen Ge.

Mo Ka felt that it wasn't right: "What are you doing?"

Chen Ge bent over (placing) Mo Ka on to his shoulder walking to the bedroom: "Using you to clarify."

"What?!"Mo Ka was struggling upside down on Chen Ge's shoulder: "Brute! put me down. Who wants to clarify? I lied to you. Wu Qu Yang did not say that, it’s me fabricating (making things up) Spare me."

Seeing Chen Ge remain unmoved, Mo Ka said again: "Don't ah, listen to me. This is my first time,you must pick an auspicious day, it definitely has to be offered on a meaningful day to be more valuable. Hey, listen to me ah."

"I happen to just got up and haven't gotten dressed, how convenient。"

"You treat my first time too lightly, what reason is this? Just for your own convenience!!! Put me down la."

Chen Ge threw Mo Ka onto the bed. This guy's strength is great, Mo Ka blushed desperately went towards the bed's corner but was dragged over by Chen Ge: "Don't be slow, quickly take them off." After speaking, regardless of Mo Ka's pig killing-like shout, piece by piece his clothes were stripped off until he was naked.

Mo Ka felt like weeping but had no tears, he already planned and prepared for a long time. It needs to be at the best opportunity/most suitable time to offer his first time such as Valentine's Day but this type of fantasy became a gorgeous dream and was shattered.

Editor's note: Too cute ?

Jia: I agree (*^_^*)